Annoyed Ryutaro!
Title : Annoyed Ryutaro!
Author : YuriNoCherry
Pairing : Ryutaro-centric
Type : A SUPERSHORTshort 4 drabbles
Genre : Comedy? It’s a failed one though.
Rating : G
A/N : this fanfiction is dedicated to everyone! ＼(*⌒0⌒)
1.
“Ryutaro~ would you mind passing those pockies?” Ryutaro whined as he heard himself was being called.
He lazily snatched the pocky that the top was already ripped off and was going to be eaten by Yamada and quickly passed it to Daiki. Who thanked him and gave him a big grin.
Ryutaro was resuming his little game with his DS.. and again got distracted by Chinen's voice.
“Ryuuu-chaaan mind if I sit on your lap?”
Ryutaro groaned. “Okay, hurry up and get onto my lap!!” He said impatiently, followed by a pouting Chinen.
“Ryuu-chan..sniff..is a..meaniieeeeee~”, Chinen sobbed, faking a cry.
“Sorry, now hurry up!” Ryutaro nearly shouted.
“Okaaay..” Chinen sat on Ryutaro's lap, followed by a groaning Ryutaro.
“So, Ryutaro~ are you feeling hot?”
“Huh? No..” Ryutaro was still playing his beloved DS.
“You should say YESSS, RYUTARO!” Chinen demanded.
“Uh-huh, yea..” Ryutaro was paying zero attention to the older boy.
“Say YES! Not yea!!!”
“Okay!! Yes! It's hot!”
“Maybe because you're with me!” Chinen said almost seductively. Receiving a sarcastic laugh from the younger boy.
“Yeah, so.. If you wanna flirt, please go to THAT side?” Ryutaro pointed at the corner of the room.
“What, so you can play with your stupid DS again?!” Chinen shouted. Now he's getting furious.
“YES! So please! Don't talk unless it's necessary!”, Ryutaro pushed Chinen away from him.
“Huwaaaaaa!” Chinen cried and hugged Yabu, clinged like a koala on a tree.
“Ryutaro, how many times have I told you.. DON'T USE VIOLENCE OVER HERE!”
Ryutaro sighed deeply. So much for his little time with his DS.
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2.
“Dai-chan! Dai-chan!”
“how many times do I have to tell you, DA-I-KI! Call me DAIKI! Not Dai-'CHAN'!”
“Okay, DAIKI~ then please don't call me Hamsie!! My name's RYUTARO for goddamn sake! And I'm not a hamster! Although I wish I am!”
“HA! See?! You're the one who's calling me Dai-chan, Pocky-cchi, butappon, mammaru, DaiChibi, and pengu-chan FIRST!!”
“It's because YOU had stolen my bentoo!!”
“I already asked you and you said IT'S OKAY!”
“It's because at that time I WAS BUSY PLAYING DS!! I didn't pay any attention!!”
“Then don't talk to me anymore!!”
“SO BE IT!!”
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3.
“What..are..you..doing..Ryutaro?”, Yamada asked the younger boy who was busy playing his DS while unconsciously sitting on Yamada's favorite strawberry printed blanket.
Ryutaro didn't answer, instead he screamed over his lost. He rubbed his eye as he mumbled something like 'kuso' and resumed his little game, fully ignoring the glaring guy in front him.
“Ryu-ta-rou..” Yamada gritted his teeth, almost unable to control his anger any longer. Ryutaro finally put down his DS and looked at the older boy with full of confused look.
“You're sitting on my favorite blanket..”
“No, I don't..”
“Yes.. You are..”
Ryutaro returned back to his gamer mode and resumed his little playing on his DS, while Yamada already decided to take this a little bit harder. He pushed the off button on Ryutaro's DS. The younger boy's eyes got wide as he snapped to the elder with, “what the hell did you do that for?!”
Yamada glared at him. “It's all because your stupid DS, RYUTARO!”
“And now I have to restart this game all over again!!”
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4.
“Ryutaro!!! Help me with my assignment would you?”, Hikaru whined over the younger boy who was playing almost half heartedly. He HAD to restart his game all over again. He was in level 58 and now he has to start all over again.
“Not now, Hikaru-kun.. Lemme finish this level first..”
“No!” Hikaru said, sounded like a father. “Put this down, and help me with my assignment..”
“Noooooooooo.. I don't want to..” Ryutaro whined like a baby, in times like this Ryutaro's voice can be very childish.
Hikaru somehow managed to make Ryutaro's hand off of his DS before dragging him to the elder's room, locking the door and pushed him down to the bed.
“Could you at least, get your eyes off that stupid device?” Hikaru asked as he unbutton his shirt. Ryutaro froze, unable to move, unable to do anything, he even had problem with blinking his eyes.
“H..Hikaru..kun”, Ryutaro gulped nervously. Wh-what is this? Hikaru sounded almost like he wants to rape me, Ryutaro whispered to himself.
Ryutaro crawled backwards until he felt like he was in the edge of the bed, Hikaru was already topless, crawling towards Ryutaro whose body already shaking.
Hikaru was already on top of the latter, staring at those beautiful black orbs of Ryutaro's.
“Have you taken your bath yet?”
“Well.. No, but.. Why?”
“Nothing..” Hikaru leaned in smashed their lips together, his tongue was eagerly wanted the latter to open his mouth. Ryutaro was unresponsive, he widened his eyes but he didn't open his mouth. After awhile Hikaru broke the kiss and pouted. “Why didn't you let me-”
“Okay, first of all.. WE'RE BOTH BOYS HIKARU-KUN!”, Ryutaro cut him with a loud shout.
“I know.. So?”
“Were you trying to sex me? Don't you find it 'WEIRD' to do it with A BOY?”, Ryutaro asked, trying to be calm.
“Nope. Not really, I do this oftenly with other members..”
“Like who!?” Ryutaro exclaimed in surprise.
“Like err.. Yabu, Inoo, Dai-chan, Yuto, Yamada, Chinen, Yama-chan, Keito.. And.. Err..”
“There are only 10 of us..”
“Oh yea.. And soon will be you..”
“DEVIRGINIZER!”, Ryutaro jumped from the bed and ran around with Hikaru who was chasing the younger boy impatiently.
Author : YuriNoCherry
Pairing : Ryutaro-centric
Type : A SUPERSHORTshort 4 drabbles
Genre : Comedy? It’s a failed one though.
Rating : G
A/N : this fanfiction is dedicated to everyone! ＼(*⌒0⌒)
1.
“Ryutaro~ would you mind passing those pockies?” Ryutaro whined as he heard himself was being called.
He lazily snatched the pocky that the top was already ripped off and was going to be eaten by Yamada and quickly passed it to Daiki. Who thanked him and gave him a big grin.
Ryutaro was resuming his little game with his DS.. and again got distracted by Chinen's voice.
“Ryuuu-chaaan mind if I sit on your lap?”
Ryutaro groaned. “Okay, hurry up and get onto my lap!!” He said impatiently, followed by a pouting Chinen.
“Ryuu-chan..sniff..is a..meaniieeeeee~”, Chinen sobbed, faking a cry.
“Sorry, now hurry up!” Ryutaro nearly shouted.
“Okaaay..” Chinen sat on Ryutaro's lap, followed by a groaning Ryutaro.
“So, Ryutaro~ are you feeling hot?”
“Huh? No..” Ryutaro was still playing his beloved DS.
“You should say YESSS, RYUTARO!” Chinen demanded.
“Uh-huh, yea..” Ryutaro was paying zero attention to the older boy.
“Say YES! Not yea!!!”
“Okay!! Yes! It's hot!”
“Maybe because you're with me!” Chinen said almost seductively. Receiving a sarcastic laugh from the younger boy.
“Yeah, so.. If you wanna flirt, please go to THAT side?” Ryutaro pointed at the corner of the room.
“What, so you can play with your stupid DS again?!” Chinen shouted. Now he's getting furious.
“YES! So please! Don't talk unless it's necessary!”, Ryutaro pushed Chinen away from him.
“Huwaaaaaa!” Chinen cried and hugged Yabu, clinged like a koala on a tree.
“Ryutaro, how many times have I told you.. DON'T USE VIOLENCE OVER HERE!”
Ryutaro sighed deeply. So much for his little time with his DS.
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2.
“Dai-chan! Dai-chan!”
“how many times do I have to tell you, DA-I-KI! Call me DAIKI! Not Dai-'CHAN'!”
“Okay, DAIKI~ then please don't call me Hamsie!! My name's RYUTARO for goddamn sake! And I'm not a hamster! Although I wish I am!”
“HA! See?! You're the one who's calling me Dai-chan, Pocky-cchi, butappon, mammaru, DaiChibi, and pengu-chan FIRST!!”
“It's because YOU had stolen my bentoo!!”
“I already asked you and you said IT'S OKAY!”
“It's because at that time I WAS BUSY PLAYING DS!! I didn't pay any attention!!”
“Then don't talk to me anymore!!”
“SO BE IT!!”
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3.
“What..are..you..doing..Ryutaro?”, Yamada asked the younger boy who was busy playing his DS while unconsciously sitting on Yamada's favorite strawberry printed blanket.
Ryutaro didn't answer, instead he screamed over his lost. He rubbed his eye as he mumbled something like 'kuso' and resumed his little game, fully ignoring the glaring guy in front him.
“Ryu-ta-rou..” Yamada gritted his teeth, almost unable to control his anger any longer. Ryutaro finally put down his DS and looked at the older boy with full of confused look.
“You're sitting on my favorite blanket..”
“No, I don't..”
“Yes.. You are..”
Ryutaro returned back to his gamer mode and resumed his little playing on his DS, while Yamada already decided to take this a little bit harder. He pushed the off button on Ryutaro's DS. The younger boy's eyes got wide as he snapped to the elder with, “what the hell did you do that for?!”
Yamada glared at him. “It's all because your stupid DS, RYUTARO!”
“And now I have to restart this game all over again!!”
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4.
“Ryutaro!!! Help me with my assignment would you?”, Hikaru whined over the younger boy who was playing almost half heartedly. He HAD to restart his game all over again. He was in level 58 and now he has to start all over again.
“Not now, Hikaru-kun.. Lemme finish this level first..”
“No!” Hikaru said, sounded like a father. “Put this down, and help me with my assignment..”
“Noooooooooo.. I don't want to..” Ryutaro whined like a baby, in times like this Ryutaro's voice can be very childish.
Hikaru somehow managed to make Ryutaro's hand off of his DS before dragging him to the elder's room, locking the door and pushed him down to the bed.
“Could you at least, get your eyes off that stupid device?” Hikaru asked as he unbutton his shirt. Ryutaro froze, unable to move, unable to do anything, he even had problem with blinking his eyes.
“H..Hikaru..kun”, Ryutaro gulped nervously. Wh-what is this? Hikaru sounded almost like he wants to rape me, Ryutaro whispered to himself.
Ryutaro crawled backwards until he felt like he was in the edge of the bed, Hikaru was already topless, crawling towards Ryutaro whose body already shaking.
Hikaru was already on top of the latter, staring at those beautiful black orbs of Ryutaro's.
“Have you taken your bath yet?”
“Well.. No, but.. Why?”
“Nothing..” Hikaru leaned in smashed their lips together, his tongue was eagerly wanted the latter to open his mouth. Ryutaro was unresponsive, he widened his eyes but he didn't open his mouth. After awhile Hikaru broke the kiss and pouted. “Why didn't you let me-”
“Okay, first of all.. WE'RE BOTH BOYS HIKARU-KUN!”, Ryutaro cut him with a loud shout.
“I know.. So?”
“Were you trying to sex me? Don't you find it 'WEIRD' to do it with A BOY?”, Ryutaro asked, trying to be calm.
“Nope. Not really, I do this oftenly with other members..”
“Like who!?” Ryutaro exclaimed in surprise.
“Like err.. Yabu, Inoo, Dai-chan, Yuto, Yamada, Chinen, Yama-chan, Keito.. And.. Err..”
“There are only 10 of us..”
“Oh yea.. And soon will be you..”
“DEVIRGINIZER!”, Ryutaro jumped from the bed and ran around with Hikaru who was chasing the younger boy impatiently.