Dude-having some Chinese ladies at work kicks ASS!
I had my shirt translated today, apparently it means “life”, “loneliness”, “party”-remember, we’re reading from bottom to top here. Silly westerners.
Continuing up, over the leaping yin/yang fish-can’t get enough far-east imagery on there!-there’s some fuzzed out character she was unable to identify. We’ll assume the t-shirt designers in their infinite wisdom wrote either ‘fuzzy’, or possibly ‘mystery’ if only for the poetic justice of the thing.
So, there you have it, I am a lonely non-stop partier with a surplus of fuzzy mystery. -Proud to advertise it.
And-
I will have you know this is the first time I have worn this shirt.
And I bought it from Target.
Because I am a rock-star.