UFO Toilet
Qualifications for this (to get the full effect) - be a guy.
Since I've moved to the suburbs I've seen how many things are much different in the deeper darkness of this less-pedestrian oriented locale.
Don't turn any lights on, and walk to the toilet. Stand in front of it. Start peeing. Turn the lights on and immediately off.
Now that there's a blazing white after-image of the toilet burned on your retinas see if you can keep it in the toilet...
The after image is much brighter than the dim image it's replacing - and since it's the middle of the night and yours eyes are drooping all over the place...well, maybe you already aim by ear!
Since I've moved to the suburbs I've seen how many things are much different in the deeper darkness of this less-pedestrian oriented locale.
Don't turn any lights on, and walk to the toilet. Stand in front of it. Start peeing. Turn the lights on and immediately off.
Now that there's a blazing white after-image of the toilet burned on your retinas see if you can keep it in the toilet...
The after image is much brighter than the dim image it's replacing - and since it's the middle of the night and yours eyes are drooping all over the place...well, maybe you already aim by ear!