Crunching the numbers...
Actually, it was just a can of soda; infinitely more crunch-able!
But, perusing my g-mail account today I can across the following ad:
"10 Skinny Rules
I lost 9 lb. in 11 days, just by following these 10 simple rules.
FatLoss4Idiots.com"
Let's take another look at that in binary, 10, 9, 11, 10, 4. Shoot--now EVERYBODY knows my social security number!
What's ironic about this is that I was writing a song (gawd, I'm still too hung over to figure out if it's any good) that's pretty much all numbers. It ain't no 25 or 6, 2, 4...title is mutable; if I can speak then hopefully it'll get recorded tonight. Drinking the equivalent of a 12-pack isn't that great for vocal chord lubrication
Chorus:
How many Mes must there be
By now I'm sure you can see
That I wish I were a whole man
Instead of being broken
I always have and I always will be
That's what you get with me
Verse:
Copy 1: he's nice and it's oh so true
Copy 2: he's good and he's looking at you
Copy 3's the part of me that such a bore
Copy 4: don't blink 'cause he's walking out the door
Copy 5 - oh shit that guy is just a dick
Copy 6: man that one just doesn't get it
Copy 7: we're sure they'll get to heaven
Copy 8: couldn't make it, he's running late
Copy 9: likes whatever you have to say just fine
Copy 10: not sure how many more there are of them
Copy 11: he's trying to party with 7
Copy 12: he's just perfect for you...
But, perusing my g-mail account today I can across the following ad:
"10 Skinny Rules
I lost 9 lb. in 11 days, just by following these 10 simple rules.
FatLoss4Idiots.com"
Let's take another look at that in binary, 10, 9, 11, 10, 4. Shoot--now EVERYBODY knows my social security number!
What's ironic about this is that I was writing a song (gawd, I'm still too hung over to figure out if it's any good) that's pretty much all numbers. It ain't no 25 or 6, 2, 4...title is mutable; if I can speak then hopefully it'll get recorded tonight. Drinking the equivalent of a 12-pack isn't that great for vocal chord lubrication
Chorus:
How many Mes must there be
By now I'm sure you can see
That I wish I were a whole man
Instead of being broken
I always have and I always will be
That's what you get with me
Verse:
Copy 1: he's nice and it's oh so true
Copy 2: he's good and he's looking at you
Copy 3's the part of me that such a bore
Copy 4: don't blink 'cause he's walking out the door
Copy 5 - oh shit that guy is just a dick
Copy 6: man that one just doesn't get it
Copy 7: we're sure they'll get to heaven
Copy 8: couldn't make it, he's running late
Copy 9: likes whatever you have to say just fine
Copy 10: not sure how many more there are of them
Copy 11: he's trying to party with 7
Copy 12: he's just perfect for you...