Kis-My-MiNT Tour 2012 Tokyo Dome: Kis-My-Girls Contest
During "Love is you", juniors started to wheel in bunch hangers with clothes onto the center stage. And soon enough a large tent was set up in the middle of the center stage, too. One by one Kisumai members entered the tent. Kitayama was the last person to enter the tent; before he went in, he looked around and found all the members were gone. He said "Eh!? Where did everyone go?" continued to look around and then entered the tent too.
The music of "Love is you" paused, and suddenly the background music was changed to "She! Her! Her!"
And "Kis-My-Girls Contest" show time is on!!
Entry No. 1!! "(something-) but pretty Tamamori Yuko"!!
(Tama wore a light pink wig, which was a bit longer than the usual short hair. Nonetheless, he was cute)
Entry No. 2!! "Nagoya-born Beauty, Senga Kenko!!"
(Senga's wig was a light brown ponytail. It actually matched his face quite well, but dude, from afar he looked like a super tall and huge girl, LOL)
Senga: Pleasure to meet you.
Entry No. 3!! "Time Leading Two-Dimension Beauty, Miyata Toshiko!"
(Miyata's wig was a light purple short-bob head)
Miyata: Kiss~Me~
Entry No. 4!! "Adult's Appearance, Child's Mind, Mysterious Returnee Beauty, Nikaido Takako!!"
(Nika's long, green wavy wig was able to completely cover his own hair roots, wow)
Nikaido: Please treat me favorably.
Entry No. 5!! "Slender Model Beauty, Yokoo Watako!!"
(I think Yokoo's wig was probably the most plain of all-- a short white bob head)
Yokoo: Am I pretty?
Entry No. 6!! "Age is Unknown, Small Face and Short, but Pretty, Kitayama Hiroko!!"
(I laughed so hard when I saw Mitsu came out... He's got this super curly but long white wig, and and... two huge balloons stuck in front of his chest as his "boobs")
Kitayama: Yes, I spent 10 million on "modification", you got problem? <-- (the voice was too manly, ahahahaha)
Entry No. 7!! "If you're a guy, you'll certainly turn your head around to see this Socialite Beauty, Fujigaya Taiko!!"
(Taipi got this delinquent-like facial expression when he walked out with this hot pink wig, lollll)
Kitayama: What is this? Girls-only gathering? We don't have enough drinks here~
The guy over there was just looking at me with this repulsive intension in his eyes~~
Oh by the way, I just got my hair permed yesterday~
(They started to move from the center stage onto the the main stage as they were speaking. The way how they walked was hilarious, as if they were trying to act as women-like as possible. Mitsu was walking like he was mad or something)
Annoucement: First Round "Kis-My-Girls Contest Grand Prix", the winner goes to... Miyata Toshiko!!
Miyata: Oh my gosh, I'm sooo happy!! I couldn't hold back my excitement!!
(he did a little bit of his "infamous" Ota-dance, LOL. The remaining 6 looked bored but still praised Miyata)
Kitayama: Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
Tamamori: Congratulations! You have my blessing as well.
Fujigaya: You're certainly something for able to beat me.
(However, what they were really thinking inside of their head...) ← Okay, whenever they "showed" what they think inside of their head was the funniest part, because we got to see all three of them doing the twtiching face like Katsuragi Ren in Ikemen desu ne, hahaha!! Especially Taipi's twitching face was priceless!! And we got to see "Ren-san" again!! XD
Kitayama: (Ugly ugly!! What a plain-looking demon)
Tamamori: (Ughhhhhhh-----!!!!!)
Fujigaya: (I want to crush you with the speed of light.)
Miyata: No woman in this world would be able to beat me ←(said in this super high pitch voice, lol)
Yokoo: I can't accept the fact that you're the winner of the Grand Prix!! Am I the only one who thinks so?
Fujigaya: What? Do you think you're the most charming and adorable?
Yokoo: Of course!!
Tamamori: Tai-chan, if you use force (meaning if he... punch Yokoo?), then you lose.
Fujigaya: What do you mean, Yuko!!? ← (Okay, the way how Taipi said this line was way too moe 萌え for us, lol)
Miyata: If all of you are so frustrated about it, why don't we do the contest again? What do you think?
Fujigaya: (This is the chance!!!!!) ←This is wayyy funnier in Japanese, because Taipi said "キターーー!!!” very dramatically, and oh.my.god... his expression made the entire dome burst out laughing XD
Yokoo: What should we do about the rules?
Miyata: Of course it's on the program, "Comical Dialogue!"
Comical Dialogue Corner Title: 「Lines to make a guy skip a heart beat kyunnn!」
(before every contestant goes on the platform with the mic, the background music is
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ and at the end the audience would go "Kisumai!")
Tamamori: Ne... just... hurry up and kiss me~~ *said it with a very shy look on his face*
(every fangirl's "howling" and uproar time, lol)
Tamamori: Hehe, how was that!?
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Senga: Um...I... I... Lik..Likyuuu!! (original: su... su... sukiyaki!!) XD
Kitayama: Ha, you're so useless.
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Yokoo: (suddenly tripped and fell) Oh, ouch!! Would you carry me? ♥
(instead of fangirls' kyaaa'ing, I think I heard more laughing on this one, lol)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
(Nika acted like he was eating and cutting a piece of steak without speaking. Mitsu made fun of Nika, "Eh? Silent acting?")
Nikaido: This steak is so delicious... What shall we do afterwards~? ← (Nika, your Onee character seeped out a lil bit...)
↑ (again, I heard more laughing than kyaaa'ing on this line, hahahaha)
Kitayama: Well, he might want to send you home because you ate too much steak.
Tamamori: Steak Monster.
Mitaya: Well, "Modified Beauty", it's your turn.
Kitayama: Indeed it's "Modified Beauty"s turn.
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Kitayama: Hold me in your arms!! ← (said in super low and throaty voice XD )
Miyata: Your voice is too deep!!
(and they tried to have a "how to speak in cute voice" learning session, ahahaha!!!)
Fujigaya: Music... please. ← (in this dramatic, as feminine as possible, tone)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Fujigaya: You stupid... I already told you don't make me said this over and over again.
This is the last time, okay? *pauses for a bit* Nyaaannnn!! ← (Taipi, that's totally against the rules!! Cat's meowing and that cute hand gesture!! Ahhh!!!)
↑ (but still, I think I just died in happiness inside because of his total Moe-ness, lolll This got the entire dome kyaaa'ing.)
Kitayama: Okay fine, start the music!!
Miyata: You really wanted to do this huh *laugh*
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Kitayama: WAANNN!! ← (super low-and-deep barking, LOL!!!)
Miyata: This is making it tougher for me, isn't it!!?
Fujigaya: Bring on the music!! ← (in super manly voice, XD )
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Fujigaya: GA-OOOO!!!! ← (super manly lion's roar, XDDD I think by this time we were all lolling with tears already)
Kitayama: My turn!! *beats Miyata to the platform first*
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Kitayama: Me~~owww ← (Ahahaha!!! Sounded like a really sick and old cat, LOL!!)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Tamamori: Shaaa~~~~~ ← (totally meaningless sound. nonetheless, still made us laugh)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Kitayama: Ah, you caught me ♥ ← (I died happily inside again due to his total Moe-ness)
Kitayama: So, you think you can beat us?
Miyata: I'm the winner after all!!
Kitayama: Let's stop this kind of flow of talk.
Fujigaya: Well, show us what you got, you ugly-eggplant-like plain woman! ← (Taipi, your word choice always makes me laugh)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Miyata: *starts to play the Statues aka Grandmother's Footsteps game* Daruma-san ga koronda! Huhuhu~
Daruma-san ga koronda!! Huhuhu~
Daruma-san ga koronda!! Huhuhu~~~ ← (I think we're all very familiar with Miyacchi's "kimoi otoko" smirk)
Kitayam: Start the music again! *Do-S feeling tone of voice*
Miyata: Hey!!!
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
*Miyata took off one of his shoes and put it on the platform*
Miyata: It was Cinderella who tried on this glass slipper, right? Shall I try this as well? ..... It fits!!! I'm not going to hand this over to anyone!!!
Fujigaya: No, this ending is too weird~~!!
Kitayama: Oh geez, would you please properly shave your armpits?
Tamamori: You're not cute or adorable AT ALL! You stupid ugly!! ← (in this case, Tama, you're the cutest XD )
(And the 6 of them started to have this "brawling" that's similar to what Japanese comedians would do, while Senga was running around calling for help like a maniac in super high-pitch voice)
Kitayama: Olaaaa!!! (Hey you!! ← masculine way) I just totally snapped out of it thanks to having this high-heel stuck onto my head! Have a look at yourself properly!!
(Mitsu was wearing tank top and back to short hair without the wig now, but with a high-heel stuck on top of his head)
↑ I'm sure everyone in the dome burst out laughing like I did XD
Yokoo: *gasp* My shoe size is 28.5cm!!
Tamamori: I have 8-pack abs!!
Miyata: I got Adam's Apple growing!!
Fujigaya: I don't have boobs anymore, it's pectoral now...
(Senga pulled the waist of the Nika's skirt, and they both peeked down to check Nika's trunk...)
Senga & Nikaido: OMG IT IS ATTACHED!!! Σ(ﾟДﾟ;)
↑ (I'm not really sure I should laugh or kyaaa'ing at this moment already, LOL But I know my face hurt from laughing too hard during this whole "contest")
Kitayama: Why are we doing such pointless things while we should focus on working to be stars!!
(Sorry, my memory is kinda fuzzy on what he said exactly, but something along that line.)
Then they took off the dress and skirt they were wearing and under it were pants and t-shirts.
Mitsu, Tama, and Taipi were wearing that pink "Miyata" t-shirt XD
And they continued to finish singing "Love is you"
This concludes the entire Kis-My-MiNT Tour 2012 Tokyo Dome Concert Report!! Yayy!!!
Thanks for your patience and your time reading them!! ♥♥
The music of "Love is you" paused, and suddenly the background music was changed to "She! Her! Her!"
And "Kis-My-Girls Contest" show time is on!!
Entry No. 1!! "(something-) but pretty Tamamori Yuko"!!
(Tama wore a light pink wig, which was a bit longer than the usual short hair. Nonetheless, he was cute)
Entry No. 2!! "Nagoya-born Beauty, Senga Kenko!!"
(Senga's wig was a light brown ponytail. It actually matched his face quite well, but dude, from afar he looked like a super tall and huge girl, LOL)
Senga: Pleasure to meet you.
Entry No. 3!! "Time Leading Two-Dimension Beauty, Miyata Toshiko!"
(Miyata's wig was a light purple short-bob head)
Miyata: Kiss~Me~
Entry No. 4!! "Adult's Appearance, Child's Mind, Mysterious Returnee Beauty, Nikaido Takako!!"
(Nika's long, green wavy wig was able to completely cover his own hair roots, wow)
Nikaido: Please treat me favorably.
Entry No. 5!! "Slender Model Beauty, Yokoo Watako!!"
(I think Yokoo's wig was probably the most plain of all-- a short white bob head)
Yokoo: Am I pretty?
Entry No. 6!! "Age is Unknown, Small Face and Short, but Pretty, Kitayama Hiroko!!"
(I laughed so hard when I saw Mitsu came out... He's got this super curly but long white wig, and and... two huge balloons stuck in front of his chest as his "boobs")
Kitayama: Yes, I spent 10 million on "modification", you got problem? <-- (the voice was too manly, ahahahaha)
Entry No. 7!! "If you're a guy, you'll certainly turn your head around to see this Socialite Beauty, Fujigaya Taiko!!"
(Taipi got this delinquent-like facial expression when he walked out with this hot pink wig, lollll)
Kitayama: What is this? Girls-only gathering? We don't have enough drinks here~
The guy over there was just looking at me with this repulsive intension in his eyes~~
Oh by the way, I just got my hair permed yesterday~
(They started to move from the center stage onto the the main stage as they were speaking. The way how they walked was hilarious, as if they were trying to act as women-like as possible. Mitsu was walking like he was mad or something)
Annoucement: First Round "Kis-My-Girls Contest Grand Prix", the winner goes to... Miyata Toshiko!!
Miyata: Oh my gosh, I'm sooo happy!! I couldn't hold back my excitement!!
(he did a little bit of his "infamous" Ota-dance, LOL. The remaining 6 looked bored but still praised Miyata)
Kitayama: Congratulations from the bottom of my heart.
Tamamori: Congratulations! You have my blessing as well.
Fujigaya: You're certainly something for able to beat me.
(However, what they were really thinking inside of their head...) ← Okay, whenever they "showed" what they think inside of their head was the funniest part, because we got to see all three of them doing the twtiching face like Katsuragi Ren in Ikemen desu ne, hahaha!! Especially Taipi's twitching face was priceless!! And we got to see "Ren-san" again!! XD
Kitayama: (Ugly ugly!! What a plain-looking demon)
Tamamori: (Ughhhhhhh-----!!!!!)
Fujigaya: (I want to crush you with the speed of light.)
Miyata: No woman in this world would be able to beat me ←(said in this super high pitch voice, lol)
Yokoo: I can't accept the fact that you're the winner of the Grand Prix!! Am I the only one who thinks so?
Fujigaya: What? Do you think you're the most charming and adorable?
Yokoo: Of course!!
Tamamori: Tai-chan, if you use force (meaning if he... punch Yokoo?), then you lose.
Fujigaya: What do you mean, Yuko!!? ← (Okay, the way how Taipi said this line was way too moe 萌え for us, lol)
Miyata: If all of you are so frustrated about it, why don't we do the contest again? What do you think?
Fujigaya: (This is the chance!!!!!) ←This is wayyy funnier in Japanese, because Taipi said "キターーー!!!” very dramatically, and oh.my.god... his expression made the entire dome burst out laughing XD
Yokoo: What should we do about the rules?
Miyata: Of course it's on the program, "Comical Dialogue!"
Comical Dialogue Corner Title: 「Lines to make a guy skip a heart beat kyunnn!」
(before every contestant goes on the platform with the mic, the background music is
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ and at the end the audience would go "Kisumai!")
Tamamori: Ne... just... hurry up and kiss me~~ *said it with a very shy look on his face*
(every fangirl's "howling" and uproar time, lol)
Tamamori: Hehe, how was that!?
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Senga: Um...I... I... Lik..Likyuuu!! (original: su... su... sukiyaki!!) XD
Kitayama: Ha, you're so useless.
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Yokoo: (suddenly tripped and fell) Oh, ouch!! Would you carry me? ♥
(instead of fangirls' kyaaa'ing, I think I heard more laughing on this one, lol)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
(Nika acted like he was eating and cutting a piece of steak without speaking. Mitsu made fun of Nika, "Eh? Silent acting?")
Nikaido: This steak is so delicious... What shall we do afterwards~? ← (Nika, your Onee character seeped out a lil bit...)
↑ (again, I heard more laughing than kyaaa'ing on this line, hahahaha)
Kitayama: Well, he might want to send you home because you ate too much steak.
Tamamori: Steak Monster.
Mitaya: Well, "Modified Beauty", it's your turn.
Kitayama: Indeed it's "Modified Beauty"s turn.
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Kitayama: Hold me in your arms!! ← (said in super low and throaty voice XD )
Miyata: Your voice is too deep!!
(and they tried to have a "how to speak in cute voice" learning session, ahahaha!!!)
Fujigaya: Music... please. ← (in this dramatic, as feminine as possible, tone)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Fujigaya: You stupid... I already told you don't make me said this over and over again.
This is the last time, okay? *pauses for a bit* Nyaaannnn!! ← (Taipi, that's totally against the rules!! Cat's meowing and that cute hand gesture!! Ahhh!!!)
↑ (but still, I think I just died in happiness inside because of his total Moe-ness, lolll This got the entire dome kyaaa'ing.)
Kitayama: Okay fine, start the music!!
Miyata: You really wanted to do this huh *laugh*
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Kitayama: WAANNN!! ← (super low-and-deep barking, LOL!!!)
Miyata: This is making it tougher for me, isn't it!!?
Fujigaya: Bring on the music!! ← (in super manly voice, XD )
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Fujigaya: GA-OOOO!!!! ← (super manly lion's roar, XDDD I think by this time we were all lolling with tears already)
Kitayama: My turn!! *beats Miyata to the platform first*
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Kitayama: Me~~owww ← (Ahahaha!!! Sounded like a really sick and old cat, LOL!!)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Tamamori: Shaaa~~~~~ ← (totally meaningless sound. nonetheless, still made us laugh)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Kitayama: Ah, you caught me ♥ ← (I died happily inside again due to his total Moe-ness)
Kitayama: So, you think you can beat us?
Miyata: I'm the winner after all!!
Kitayama: Let's stop this kind of flow of talk.
Fujigaya: Well, show us what you got, you ugly-eggplant-like plain woman! ← (Taipi, your word choice always makes me laugh)
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
Miyata: *starts to play the Statues aka Grandmother's Footsteps game* Daruma-san ga koronda! Huhuhu~
Daruma-san ga koronda!! Huhuhu~
Daruma-san ga koronda!! Huhuhu~~~ ← (I think we're all very familiar with Miyacchi's "kimoi otoko" smirk)
Kitayam: Start the music again! *Do-S feeling tone of voice*
Miyata: Hey!!!
♪She-Her-Her She-Her-Her She-Her-Her!!♪ Kisumai!!
*Miyata took off one of his shoes and put it on the platform*
Miyata: It was Cinderella who tried on this glass slipper, right? Shall I try this as well? ..... It fits!!! I'm not going to hand this over to anyone!!!
Fujigaya: No, this ending is too weird~~!!
Kitayama: Oh geez, would you please properly shave your armpits?
Tamamori: You're not cute or adorable AT ALL! You stupid ugly!! ← (in this case, Tama, you're the cutest XD )
(And the 6 of them started to have this "brawling" that's similar to what Japanese comedians would do, while Senga was running around calling for help like a maniac in super high-pitch voice)
Kitayama: Olaaaa!!! (Hey you!! ← masculine way) I just totally snapped out of it thanks to having this high-heel stuck onto my head! Have a look at yourself properly!!
(Mitsu was wearing tank top and back to short hair without the wig now, but with a high-heel stuck on top of his head)
↑ I'm sure everyone in the dome burst out laughing like I did XD
Yokoo: *gasp* My shoe size is 28.5cm!!
Tamamori: I have 8-pack abs!!
Miyata: I got Adam's Apple growing!!
Fujigaya: I don't have boobs anymore, it's pectoral now...
(Senga pulled the waist of the Nika's skirt, and they both peeked down to check Nika's trunk...)
Senga & Nikaido: OMG IT IS ATTACHED!!! Σ(ﾟДﾟ;)
↑ (I'm not really sure I should laugh or kyaaa'ing at this moment already, LOL But I know my face hurt from laughing too hard during this whole "contest")
Kitayama: Why are we doing such pointless things while we should focus on working to be stars!!
(Sorry, my memory is kinda fuzzy on what he said exactly, but something along that line.)
Then they took off the dress and skirt they were wearing and under it were pants and t-shirts.
Mitsu, Tama, and Taipi were wearing that pink "Miyata" t-shirt XD
And they continued to finish singing "Love is you"
This concludes the entire Kis-My-MiNT Tour 2012 Tokyo Dome Concert Report!! Yayy!!!
Thanks for your patience and your time reading them!! ♥♥