excuse me while my body turns purple
this is an entry of a series of unfortunate events regarding a few accidental self-inflicted wounds this weekend.
the bottom of my bathtub in my hotel bathroom is concave. this is very unfortunate. after taking a shower on friday morning i reached for a towel. i reached and i reached and just before i laid my fingers on one.... swoosh! i was down for the count. i managed to do a 270% spin before i landed which i find mighty amazing. i didn't cry (that's saved for watching Lost). instead i went, owwwwww and just started laughing. the left side of my body took the brunt of the fall. however, my left thigh took it the hardest and actually formed a humongous knot. i have never seen anything like it. i proceded to think, "i CAN NOT wait for the intense purple and green and blue bruise to form. hardcore battle scar right there." however, it has been more than a day and a bruise has yet to show it's colors. very disappointing.
i have a tendency to run into things. this is very unfortunate. i get home friday around noon. i put my toothbrush back in the bathroom and on my way out i lean too much to the right side of the doorway. i proceded to jam my pinky toe into the door frame. who knew your pinky toe could make such a loud sound?
lastly, tonight i went out to dinner with my family. i went to move my chair closer to the table and used the bounce the seat+body together to move forward motion. i bounced, my seat cushion bounced, the chair frame failed to bounce. my index finger proceded to get stuck between the cushion board and the seat frame. who knew they wouldn't be attached? i pulled my finger out asap but the damage was done. once again i feel pain but i fail to see pain. i want purple!!
the end. for now.
the bottom of my bathtub in my hotel bathroom is concave. this is very unfortunate. after taking a shower on friday morning i reached for a towel. i reached and i reached and just before i laid my fingers on one.... swoosh! i was down for the count. i managed to do a 270% spin before i landed which i find mighty amazing. i didn't cry (that's saved for watching Lost). instead i went, owwwwww and just started laughing. the left side of my body took the brunt of the fall. however, my left thigh took it the hardest and actually formed a humongous knot. i have never seen anything like it. i proceded to think, "i CAN NOT wait for the intense purple and green and blue bruise to form. hardcore battle scar right there." however, it has been more than a day and a bruise has yet to show it's colors. very disappointing.
i have a tendency to run into things. this is very unfortunate. i get home friday around noon. i put my toothbrush back in the bathroom and on my way out i lean too much to the right side of the doorway. i proceded to jam my pinky toe into the door frame. who knew your pinky toe could make such a loud sound?
lastly, tonight i went out to dinner with my family. i went to move my chair closer to the table and used the bounce the seat+body together to move forward motion. i bounced, my seat cushion bounced, the chair frame failed to bounce. my index finger proceded to get stuck between the cushion board and the seat frame. who knew they wouldn't be attached? i pulled my finger out asap but the damage was done. once again i feel pain but i fail to see pain. i want purple!!
the end. for now.