A short story from my really long Sailor Moon fan fic!
THIS IS OLDER THAN THE CRUST IN BEAVER'S UNDERWEAR! it needs a few alterations but it will be all good in the end:
Hi!
I'm Ashley! But I am also the beautiful soldier, Sailor Celestial! I am the gaurdian of the night skies! Anyway, before I lived in Tokyo, I lived in the small city of Torrington,CT in the U.S. So did my best friend, Thona who is known as Sailor Milkyway.
One day, while shopping in Wally World (wal*mart), we saw my ex-boyfriend's sheman girlfriend. We call her Devil Woman cuz...yeah she's all evil and demonic, and santanic...ect...ect. We also refer to her as "the fat chick" for obvious reasons ^.^()
Back to my story. So me and Thona walked by her and Thona was like:
"What? Nick said that he got herpes from that fat chick???!!!!" and i said:
"YUP!" while laughing my ass off. Well, I guess devil woman heard us cuz all of the sudden...WOOOSH! She became the real, live *music note* dun dun dun! *music note* DEVIL WOMAN!
"EEEEEEEP!" we shrieked and ran into the bathrooms to transform.
When we got there I took out my transformation locket and Thona took out her transformation stick.
"Celestial Star Crystal Power...MAKE-UP!" I yelled
"Milkyway Crystal Power...MAKE-UP!" cried Thona
Soon a dazzling show of colors flooded the wally world potty room as if the toilet puked up a million crayons! (nice simely, eh? ^_^)
Soon we were transformed intothe beautiful soldiers, Sailor Celestial and Sailor Milky Way.
We burst out of the potty room.
"Hey Devil Woman!" I started
"You're so fat and ICKY!" Finished Milkyway
"And yeah! Soldiers of love..." I added
"Sailor pretty soldier senshi..."
"Thona! You said 'soldier soldier' again! Senshi means soldier!" I yelled
"Oops!"
*chewbacca noises*
"DUDE! Devil Woman sounds like Chewey! Let's kill her and save the world!"
"YEA! My favorite part!" exclained Thona, "Now I get to paralyze her! Milkyway...Opal...STAR DUST!"
"Oh no!" cried Devil Woman, "Nick! Save me!"
Just then Devil Woman's Car came crashing in drivem by Loser Nick.
"Leave my Fat Chick alone! I need her car and her money!" whinned Loser Nick
"Don't worry! I know his weakness! Be right back!" I shouted and ran off to Petco.
When I got to Petco, I found the nearest emloyee...
"DUDE! I NEED SOME FROGS! QUICK!!!"
So the pizza-faced, Beavis-ie, Adam dude gave me like 30 frogs and I ran back to wally world.
When I arrived at Wally World, Loser Nick had Sailor Milkyway handcuffed to Devil Woman.
"AAAAH! Get Thona away from that...THING!"
"They're both my bitches now!" replied Loser Nick
"Oh yeah? Well how about I give you...THIS!!!!" I said, holding out the bucket of frogs.
"NO! GET THEM AWAY!!!!" exclaimed Mr. Pussy Wussy.
After he released Miss Thona, I dumped all of the frogs on him and he melted and died...died...and yea! COOL! Then I got out me moon wand.
"Celestial Star Streak...Halation!" I yelled, turning Devil Woman into a pile of Moon Dust.
"Hee hee! Moon Dust Kitty Litter!" exclaimed Thona
"Good idea!" I said, scooping up Devil Woman's remains.
When Thona and I got home, we dumped the Moon Dust into the cat box and let my cat crap all over Devil Woman!
THE END!!!
lol ^.^;;
Hi!
I'm Ashley! But I am also the beautiful soldier, Sailor Celestial! I am the gaurdian of the night skies! Anyway, before I lived in Tokyo, I lived in the small city of Torrington,CT in the U.S. So did my best friend, Thona who is known as Sailor Milkyway.
One day, while shopping in Wally World (wal*mart), we saw my ex-boyfriend's sheman girlfriend. We call her Devil Woman cuz...yeah she's all evil and demonic, and santanic...ect...ect. We also refer to her as "the fat chick" for obvious reasons ^.^()
Back to my story. So me and Thona walked by her and Thona was like:
"What? Nick said that he got herpes from that fat chick???!!!!" and i said:
"YUP!" while laughing my ass off. Well, I guess devil woman heard us cuz all of the sudden...WOOOSH! She became the real, live *music note* dun dun dun! *music note* DEVIL WOMAN!
"EEEEEEEP!" we shrieked and ran into the bathrooms to transform.
When we got there I took out my transformation locket and Thona took out her transformation stick.
"Celestial Star Crystal Power...MAKE-UP!" I yelled
"Milkyway Crystal Power...MAKE-UP!" cried Thona
Soon a dazzling show of colors flooded the wally world potty room as if the toilet puked up a million crayons! (nice simely, eh? ^_^)
Soon we were transformed intothe beautiful soldiers, Sailor Celestial and Sailor Milky Way.
We burst out of the potty room.
"Hey Devil Woman!" I started
"You're so fat and ICKY!" Finished Milkyway
"And yeah! Soldiers of love..." I added
"Sailor pretty soldier senshi..."
"Thona! You said 'soldier soldier' again! Senshi means soldier!" I yelled
"Oops!"
*chewbacca noises*
"DUDE! Devil Woman sounds like Chewey! Let's kill her and save the world!"
"YEA! My favorite part!" exclained Thona, "Now I get to paralyze her! Milkyway...Opal...STAR DUST!"
"Oh no!" cried Devil Woman, "Nick! Save me!"
Just then Devil Woman's Car came crashing in drivem by Loser Nick.
"Leave my Fat Chick alone! I need her car and her money!" whinned Loser Nick
"Don't worry! I know his weakness! Be right back!" I shouted and ran off to Petco.
When I got to Petco, I found the nearest emloyee...
"DUDE! I NEED SOME FROGS! QUICK!!!"
So the pizza-faced, Beavis-ie, Adam dude gave me like 30 frogs and I ran back to wally world.
When I arrived at Wally World, Loser Nick had Sailor Milkyway handcuffed to Devil Woman.
"AAAAH! Get Thona away from that...THING!"
"They're both my bitches now!" replied Loser Nick
"Oh yeah? Well how about I give you...THIS!!!!" I said, holding out the bucket of frogs.
"NO! GET THEM AWAY!!!!" exclaimed Mr. Pussy Wussy.
After he released Miss Thona, I dumped all of the frogs on him and he melted and died...died...and yea! COOL! Then I got out me moon wand.
"Celestial Star Streak...Halation!" I yelled, turning Devil Woman into a pile of Moon Dust.
"Hee hee! Moon Dust Kitty Litter!" exclaimed Thona
"Good idea!" I said, scooping up Devil Woman's remains.
When Thona and I got home, we dumped the Moon Dust into the cat box and let my cat crap all over Devil Woman!
THE END!!!
lol ^.^;;