Jun 21, 2005 09:15
You Know You Are A True Dancer When...
~your Pointe shoes are your babies
~your friends are covering up their zits while you try to hide your ugly feet
~you sit in a straddle when you are watching TV. ...you have blisters on your feet for life
~you have fights with gymnasts about who works harder
~you use your swing set to practice your fouettes
~dance is life and the rest is just spare time
~you put on your Pointe shoes to reach high places
~you talk about a friend being your first partner people think your being vulgar
~your vocabulary includes band aids, sweat, tape and determination!
~you have become attached to your Pointe shoes
~people mistake you for a rubber band
~your body cracks loud enough to stop class... but you didn't even hear it
~"Practice makes perfect" isn't just a saying it's a way of life
~you perform well under stress
~you walk with your feet turned out
~everything you do has to do with dance
~your saying is... It doesn't hurt 'till the bone shows
~your parents just bought stock in Band-Aids
~you hear classical music and your muscles start to twitch
~you don't dance for a week and even your brother notices
~you can't count past 8
~your boyfriend says "me or dance" and a few months later you say "boy i miss him"
~you notice every mistake in dance movies and/or TV shows
~all the things you get for Christmas or Birthdays are related to dance.
~you stand en pointe in your shoes when talking to your friends
~dance is life, nothing else matters
~you stand turn out in PE classes
~you have more pairs of dance shoes than street shoes
~you start stretching whenever sitting on the floor
~you turn conversation to dance without noticing
~the first impression other people have on you is YOU DANCE
~you point your toes even during sit ups
~you use empty hall ways to practice grand jete
~you point your toes when walking
~you do plies and tendus while waiting in line
~watching TV is not a time to relax, it is a time to stretch
~you can't remember the last time when you weren't sore from dancing
~you hear classical music and you need to dance
~you cancel dates because of dance classes
~you bend over to pick up something, one leg automatically shots up to 180* angel with feet pointed
~you go to get a hair cut and tell them to cut it long enough for a bun
MY b-day is on FRIDAY YaY!!!!!!!!!