Hipster #1: "Look at these poor people, oh my god they are so precious, I want to live here!" Hipster #2: "I know right! Hey look, a landlord, lets offer him absurd amount of monies out of our trust funds to pretend to be poor while everyone else has their neighborhood cost-of-living increased until we throttle them out" Kate: "I'm getting my guns"
Seriously that's at least one way to tell a hipster, for all of their affectations of being poor, they can't deal with the struggles and tribulations of having a piece-of-shit-car that never runs and is always in a state of half-breaking-down half-already-broken-down. Hence, driving some nice BMW or new Toyota or the etc. while they live next door to some poor family and comment on how 'real' that is.
Eight year old BMW is cheaper than a brand new Toyota still! Cars devalue fast, it's okay. I could probably buy a mid-90's BMW for around 2,000, the problem is that it'd take an arm and a leg to buy parts to fix it.
WHARGL STOP RUINING MY NEIGHBORHOOD AND MY BARS YARRRRRRGH I HAVE TO LIVE HERE FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU WHARGLBARGL
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Hipster #2: "I know right! Hey look, a landlord, lets offer him absurd amount of monies out of our trust funds to pretend to be poor while everyone else has their neighborhood cost-of-living increased until we throttle them out"
Kate: "I'm getting my guns"
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PUT YOUR DOG ON A FUCKING LEASH
PICK UP ITS POOP
STOP 'IRONICALLY' LISTENING TO JOURNEY AT 11 AT 3 AM
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FUCKING DIE
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MY BEDROOM IS LITERALLY A CLOSET
FOR REAL
I AIN'T JOKIN' Y'ALL NEED TO GTFO WITH YOUR BMWS I HOPE YOU GET SHOT
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this doesn't win me any points, i know.
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