Title: Jaelous Bitch + Irrelevant Bitch + a Forever Clueless Yunho
Pairing: YunJae, YooSuMin (alliance)
Genre: Smut, crack, fluff, angst?
Rating: R-NC-17
Warning: None. Sex. Jaelousy. Idk.
Summary: Jaejoong is thrown into a fit of hysterics. Yunho is a thick-headed idiot. Yoosu fear for their lives and Changmin is still a sneaky bastard. Oh... and Go Ara is forever irrelevant.
(Fic about Before You Go MV)
A/N: I literally just wrote this. It's not beta-ed so forgive any errors please. I didn't watch the MV and I'm not planning to. But I kept peaking over at my Twitter and saw that even after hours people hadn't calmed down, so... I wrote this fic.
Jaejoong was seething… the smoke almost visibly steaming out of him. His breath was short and ragged, his face a few shades darker, and his pupils dilated and menacing.
“Fuck…”
His voice was barely a whisper. He was shaking in obvious distress, completely disgusted at what he had just witnessed.
“That fucking BITCH!”
He screamed. Getting up and yelling into the air. He stomped his feet and slammed his fists on the table, moving to the couch to tear it apart. Junsu quickly ran towards him, stealing his laptop away before he slaughtered it. Jaejoong’s flailing fists almost hit him but he was quickly saved by Yoochun who pulled him away. Both of them were on the ground, quickly crawling away.
“Shit… this is bad.” Yoochun stated.
“What are we going to do Chunnie?!”
“Fuck I have no idea… what a mess…”
“We have to call Changmin.” Junsu said with determination. “That evil maknae probably already has a plan!”
“Yeah. For now let’s make a run for it….” Yoochun shivered.
They both looked over at the jealous monster… screaming in fear when they noticed he was making a move on them. The Yoosu pair dashed out of the room with Jaejoong’s laptop in hand, almost killing themselves on the way out.
“Hey come back! Where the fuck do you two think you’re going??” He screamed running after them.
Yoosu squealed, terrified for their lives.
“Oh my god sun. Chun go faster!”
“Argh… fuck… shit…”
They had somehow both made it into Yoochun’s car. Yoochun slammed the door, started the ignition, and drove away as fast as possible, panting out more obscenities.
They had driven a few minutes before Junu’s phone rang. He looked at it wearily, relieved to find that it wasn’t Jaejoong who had called.
“Yoboseyo?”
“Hyung… I’m assuming we’re having a crisis right now?” It was
Changmin, his voice calm and steady, with a tint of amusement.
“Geez it’s not funny Changminnie! We almost lost our lives just now!”
Changmin was silently laughing on the other line, most probably clapping his hands as he held his phone with his shoulder.
“I know he’s laughing over there! Fuck his quiet laugh…” Yoochun mumbled, cursing everything possible.
“Is that Yoochun? Hey hyung!”
Junsu put the phone on speaker and set it on the dashboard.
“Hey Min….” He grumbled.
“Minnie what are we going to do?” Junsu asked.
“Yeah! Jaejoong’s going crazy over that Ara woman! What the hell?!
I thought that Yunra shit was done with!” Yoochun exclaimed.
Yes that’s right, the Dong Bang family was currently in a state of emergency due to the simple existence of this woman, Go Ara, who for some reason had gotten on SM’s good side and now followed Yunho around everywhere, and now appeared in their new MV as Yunho’s lover. As if that creepy stalker Karam wasn’t enough already.
“Oh don’t worry guys… Jaejoong’s already made a call to our dear leader-sshi. He’s on his way over right now to have some dinner.”
“Poor hyung…” Junsu said with dismay.
“Jaejoong-hyung will probably do something with him… and he’s so slow he’ll never realize.” Yoochun shook his head.
“Don’t worry, idiot-hyungs. I’ve got it under control. We’ve lived with this crazy umma for years, I have some idea what will happen. But we need that Ara bitch to get it in her head that Yunho-hyung doesn’t want anything to do with her, or Jaejoong-hyung might actually go insane and shoot her.”
Yoosu shuddered, the possibility scarily likely despite Changmin’s exaggeration.
“What do you need us to do?” Junsu asked.
“Just come over here now. I’ll also need you to do something early
tomorrow morning. I’ll tell you the exact details when we’re together.
Gotta go! Crazy bitch is here already!”
Changmin hung up.
“Well… that was fast.” Yoochun said.
“Let’s go over there Chun.”
With that Yoochun drove over to Homin’s place, where the terror of a jealous Jaejoong was even more threatening than crazy SME.
~~~~~~~
“Ah… Yunnie I missed you!” Jaejoong smiled delightfully as he was engulfed into Yunho’s strong arms.
“Boo I missed you too.”
The two lovesick lovebirds embraced each other, clinging tightly and professing their undying love for each other yet again. Changmin was making gagging faces in the background.
“Changmin!!” Jaejoong pounced but Changmin dodged.
“Not today. How many times do I have to tell you? I don’t like men.”
Jaejoong pouted.
“I’m going out now.”
“What? Why?” Yunho inquired.
“Because you two are disgusting and mushy. Goodbye.”
Changmin promptly began to walk away but paused, leaning down to whisper to Jae.
“Go easy on him.”
He smirked as he exited their apartment. Jaejoong had a momentary glint in his eye which Yunho purely missed.
“What was that about Boo?”
“Oh, nothing. I have no idea what goes on in the head of our little maknae.” Jaejoong sighed, continuing his act. “Anyway, are you hungry Yunnie? I brought some stuff to make you food!”
“Really? Great! I missed your cooking.” Yunho pouted cutely.
“Aigoo… you’re so cute. Just watch TV or something while I prepare it.” Jaejoong said as he bopped the adorable leader on the head.
Yunho walked off to the living room obediently like an excited puppy,
a wagging tale almost visible.
It wasn’t a long wait for the food as Jaejoong had prepared something small.
“Yunho! The food is ready!”
“Coming.”
Yunho plopped himself down on the table, smiling sweetly at his lover.
“Love you Jae.”
“Love you too Yunnie.” Jaejoong pecked him on the cheek, imitating a certain woman preoccupying his thoughts.
“Oh, candles… why the romantic arrangement Boo?”
“Mmm nothing… I just figured we’re lacking some romance these days.” Jaejoong smiled sweetly, his scheming aura completely missed by Yunho once again.
“Haha ok.”
“Eat! You’re too thin!”
“I should say the same for yourself.”
“Aigoo I’ll eat… just you too.”
The two lovers ate, playing footsie under the table and giggling at unfunny jokes. Jaejoong lifted up his chopsticks and raised them up to Yunho’s mouth. Yunho opened his mouth wide, teeth clamping down playfully when Jaejoong tried to pull them away. They continued like this for a while, their dinner more of a game than a meal.
Once they had finished Jaejoong got up to clear the table. Yunho stood up to help when his legs gave up on him.
“What?” He said in shock as he toppled over and lost consciousness. Jaejoong caught him swiftly.
“Hehe… Got you.”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yunho woke up with his head feeling heavy.
“Ugh… what just happened…?”
He tried to move his arms but they were handcuffed to his bed.
“What the hell?!”
He felt a breeze over his body, suddenly realizing he was naked from head to toe.
“Shit…” His predicament revealed to him… immediately he realized what was going on.
“Ohhh Yuuniee~”
He jerked his head to the side, his lover sitting on with is arms and legs crossed on a leather chair beside the bed.
“Fuck… Jae… I know what this is about… let me explain.”
“Oh you do? You don’t have to explain Yunnie… I know SME MUST have forced you into acting with that bitch.”
“Yeah! So you understand, right? It’s all just an act… you can let me go~”
“Let you go?” Jaejoong giggled. “I don’t think I can do that… after all… you didn’t even bother to tell me about this. You think I wouldn’t have known?”
“Shit Jae… I was meaning to tell-“
“Shut it!”
Yunho closed his mouth, his eyes wide with fear at what his lover would do to him.
“I think we should teach your little Yunnie a lesson for next time, hm?”
Yunho shuddered, completely terrified at what would happen to him.
Jaejoong got up and gave Yunho’s exposed member a tight squeeze. He stroked it to hardness, eliciting groans from his captive.
“Your Yunnie is hard Yunnie. Does it want me? Or does it want that woman?” He sneered.
Yunho writhed slightly.
“Jae don’t do this… you know I love you.” He pleaded.
“Uh huh… ok.”
Jaejoong placed a kiss on the tip of the hard member.
“We’ll see…”
Jaejoong walked away, swaying his hips as he reached Yunho’s stereo, tearing off his hoodie on the way. He pressed play and instantly the room was filled with an erotic beat and sexy moans. The tune was familiar and fitting… Yunho and Changmin’s new track, “Before You Go.”
“Mmm… what a sexy song… it’s kind of a turn on…” Jaejoong moaned to himself. He started swaying his hips to the beat, rubbing his upper body and grabbing his crotch. He sexily stripped himself of his tank top and sashayed his way over to the Yunho’s side. Directly in line with the beat, Jaejoong’s body moved, his hand feeling up his smooth, pale skin. He hummed along with the song,
“Ohh… baby… yeaah yeahh..”
He shut his eyes as his hands traveled to his chest and pinched a nipple.
“Mmm…” He moaned.
Yunho’s cock twitched at the erotic display he was presented with. Jaejoong stuck his fingers in his mouth and coated them with his saliva before imitating the sexy move from the dance. His hand traveled down his body, making a wet trail as he rolled his hips, not stopping as it went inside his pants. He threw his head back, hissing at the contact with his cock. Swiftly, he unbuttoned his pants and shimmied out of them, not forgetting to gyrate his hips.
“Fuck… Jae…” Yunho groaned, his arms trying to escape his bonds in a desperate attempt to pounce on his teasing lover.
Jaejoong revealed himself to be wearing a lacy black thong. He got up on the chair on his knees and twirled it around, displaying his naughty ass to the bound Yunho.
“Shit… shit shit shit.”
Yunho growled, wanting to throw Jaejoong down and fuck him in that slutty thong. Jaejoong’s hand traveled to his ass and he turned his head naughtily to Yunho as he gave the cheeks a tight squeeze and slap. He wiggled his ass and massaged them, pulling the string back and snapping it, jumping a little at the sting.
“Nngh…”
Jaejoong sat himself down on the large chair and felt up his body, his eyes fluttering shut as he tweaked both his nipples. His grabbed his straining arousal obscenely and humped the air, spreading his legs in the process, once again imitating the sexy moves of the dance. The song played on repeat as Jaejoong played with himself. He got up and straddled his lover, laying a sweet peck on the man’s bow shaped lips. Yunho thrust in the air but Jaejoong hopped off quickly. He got on all fours and wiggled his ass in front of Yunho’s face again.
“You want this, Yunnie?”
“Shit… yes… I want you.” Yunho panted.
“Hmmm… really?”
“Fuck! Yes! Let me go!”
“Nope~” Jaejoong giggled as he sat himself down on his lover’s lap.
“Yunnie~” He whined. “You’re always moaning in all your songs these days. Jerk. Always trying to tease me huh? Make me want you and beg for you, right?”
Yunho stayed silent.
“Well not today! Today you’re the one begging! Today your cock will learn its place! That stupid Ara bitch!”
Jaejoong rolled his thong off and flung it at Yunho’s face. He coated his fingers with more saliva and thrust his fingers into his passage.
“Nnnghh… ohhh.. ahh!”
Jaejoong’s face contorted into expressions of arousal as he fingered his own hole. He threw his head with each thrust of his finger, eyes shut and mouth hanging open. Suddenly, he slammed down on Yunho’s member, screaming in pain.
“Shit! Oh god! Jae! Use lube!!” Yunho panicked, seeing the look of pain on his lover’s face. His initial instinct was to roll the man off, but he stayed still, realizing he was bound and helpless to do anything.
Tears formed in Jaejoong’s eyes. He wiped them away as they fell.
“No! I want you raw! No one is else is allowed to feel you like this! Only me! Me me me! You’re mine!” He screeched as he started bouncing on Yunho’s lap, planting his hands on the man’s abs to hold himself stead and trying to ignore the pain.
Yunho grimaced, worried for Jaejoong’s condition. Slowly, however, Jaejoong’s face changed from an expression of pain to pleasure.
“Mmm… Yunnie… you feel so good…”
He clenched his ass as he rode Yunho’s cock. Yunho groaned loudly, thrusting his hips up in the air to meet Jaejoong’s moves. Jaejoong bounced up and down, impaling himself repeatedly on the thick length, moaning and crying out in pure bliss. The sex was sloppy, unromantic, and rushed. Yunho shifted his hips slightly to hit Jaejoong’s prostate, causing the man to cry out. Jaejoong squeezed Yunho’s chest tightly as he moved his body up and down. Yunho’s orgasm was nearing quickly as Jaejoong continued to tease him by clenching and unclenching his ass around his member.
“No! You cannot come until I do!” Jaejoong screamed.
Yunho looked up at his lover, concern and arousal both evident on his face. He thrust up powerfully, almost knocking Jaejoong off and hitting his spot forcefully. Jaejoong screamed as he slammed his ass down on his man. He reached down and stroked his cock quickly, wringing out an orgasm. He shrieked as his orgasm spilled out, cum spurting onto Yunho’s chest. He pulled himself off and went down on Yunho, engulfing the huge member in his mouth. He sucked hard, licking and moaning around the member. Yunho came only seconds later, his hips jerking and almost gagging the blonde man beneath him. Jaejoong greedily swallowed all the cum, refusing to let a single drop escape him. Yunho panted, trying to regain his breath.
“Jae… let me go…”
“No!” Jaejoong yelled back. This time his voice broken. Yunho looked at him, his heart clenching at the sight of a shaking Jaejoong holding back his tears. Jaejoong got up and laid on his lover, burying his head in the crook of the man’s neck. He hugged the man tightly and gasped. Yunho felt hot tears run down his neck, Jaejoong finally releasing the stress and sadness he had been holding in. Yunho sighed, looking up at the ceiling and waited for his lover to calm down.
After a while, he felt Jaejoong stop shaking. Jaejoong shifted and tightened his hold on Yunho.
“Jae… can you please let me go now? Please? I want to help you.”
Jaejoong lifted his head. His eyes red and swollen and his face tear-stained. Yunho’s heart panged, the look of defeat on Jaejoong’s face shattering his being. Jaejoong uncuffed him and instantly Yunho engulfed him in a hug. Again, tears flowed out of the man’s beautiful eyes.
“Shh.. shh… it’s ok now.”
Yunho stroked the man’s hair gently and cooed in his ear. He held Jaejoong until he calmed down again, stroking his back and muttering soft words of love into his ear.
“Mmm…”
Jaejoong freed himself of the hug and wiped his eyes like a child.
“Sorry…” Jaejoong mumbled.
“Don’t be… I understand.”
Yunho got up and hugged his lover again.
“This separation is so hard on you. I hate seeing you like this baby.”
Jaejoong didn’t say anything and just hugged back, wrapping his arms around Yunho possessively. Yunho pried his arms away and
held Jaejoong’s face with both hands. The childish lover looked to the side, avoiding Yunho’s gaze.
“Jaejoong… look at me.”
Jaejoong pouted and turned his pretty eyes towards his lover.
“Listen to me. I love you. And that’s that. There’s nothing more to it. Got it?”
Jaejoong nodded slightly. Yunho held his face tighter, making a cute fishy face out of his lover.
“You really understand? Sometimes your irrational head does not get it. I. Love. You. Only you. And that will never change.”
Jaejoong’s lip quivered again. Yunho stopped it with a soft kiss.
“That Go Ara, she’s nothing to me. You know that. We went over this even years ago. Please don’t worry about her Jae. I will never fall for her. I’ve only ever loved you in my entire life. How can I suddenly start liking her? You’re being silly.”
Jaejoong pouted again, squinting his eyes cutely.
“I think you’ve got it now.”
Yunho released him and knocked him on the forehead, chuckling at his childish lover.
“I love you, Yunnie.”
“Love you too, Jae. Always will.” Yunho smiled, his face full of unspoken commitment and devotion, a smile full of promises for a better future. They leaned towards each other for a gentle kiss, no tongue, just a soft dance of two lips joined together.
The two lovers pulled apart when they realized the music was still playing in the background. A smirk decorated Yunho’s face.
“Let me show what really goes through my mind when I play this song.”
He tossed Jaejoong on the bed and growled, his teeth latching onto Jaejoong’s neck. Jaejoong let out a laugh, thrusting his hips up to tease his lover. Yunho’s lips traveled down, exploring his lovers body and pulling out moans and pants. For sure, they had a sex-filled night ahead.
~~
The next morning, Go Ara, opened her door for an unexpected delivery.
“Hello Miss. You have a gift this morning from a tall, dark, and handsome man. I believe he works at your company.” The man with the clearly fake moustache winked.
Ara’s face lit up. Tall, dark, and handsome? From her company? It could only be Yunho. She squealed.
“Thank you mister!”
The man smiled fakely back at her.
“Enjoy Miss.”
He walked away, rolling his eyes. He hopped into his car and pulled
off the moustache.
“Did she fall for it Chunnie?" It was Junsu.
“Yep… she was so happy… what an idiot.”
“She’s in for a surprise.” Changmin stated from the back.
“What exactly is in there Minnie?” Junsu asked.
“Oh… you know… just a recording of our hyungs fucking each other all night long.”
“What?!” Yoosu exclaimed.
“Shit Minnie… that stuff is dangerous to let out!”
“Nah.. don’t worry… she would never hurt her precious Yunnie-poo.”
“Yunnie-poo?” Junsu said with disgust.
“Yeah… that’s what she calls him when he’s not around. It’s gross man, gross.”
“But still Min… I mean… it’s out there.” Yoochun proclaimed.
“Guys, who do you think I am? Of course I planned this accordingly.
I have a video of her touching herself while calling out Yunho-hyung’s name.”
Yoosu didn’t say anything out of pure shock.
“What?! She was doing it at SM! Bitch couldn’t control herself I guess.” He scoffed.
Yoosu smirked.
“That’s hilarious.” Yoochun said.
Junsu was in a fit of giggles.
“YooSuMin coalition~ Mission accomplished hyungs! I think she’ll be done with Yunho after this.”
“Really now?” Yoochun stated with mockery in his voice. “Won’t Yunho’s sex sounds arouse her more?”
“Meh. Even so, Jaejoong’s screaming is in there too. It’s a bit louder…”
“A bit?” Junsu squeaked.
“Ok a lot.”
The trio clutched their stomachs and laughed. Their scheme a complete success as always.
Meanwhile, Go Ara was shrieking and screaming as she played the audio, the sounds of YunJae moans and groans invading her home.