Length: Drabble
Genre: Crack
Pairings: YunJae, Yoosu
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: If I owned them I'd make them my pool boys.
Summary: See what our little maknae experiences everyday~
Changmin had slept in late today. It was a rare day off and he gladly took the rest he needed. He was young after all, and needed his 8 hours to function optimally. Expecting some food made by Jaejoong, he went into the kitchen, only to witness a disgustingly mushy event. Jaejoong was chopping some vegetables, with Yunho nuzzling his neck and holding his waist from behind. Yunho started trailing kisses up the man’s neck and jaw, causing Jaejoong to let out a light moan, turning his head to press their lips together briefly. Changmin made a gagging face and walked out of the kitchen. Maybe he could go nag Junsu till the food was ready, which was probably not going to be anytime soon, he reasoned.
He found Junsu standing in the middle of the workroom, reading a book surprisingly. He was about to enter and ask what his hyung what he was reading when Yoochun entered the room. Junsu was extremely distracted. He sang a note and looked down at his book. Ah, so he’s studying about techniques. Junsu was in his zone, so Changmin decided to be a good maknae and leave him alone. Yoochun, on the other hand, did anything but leave him alone. Changmin got a wary look on his face when he saw Yoochun grin widely, no doubt with some immoral intentions in mind. He saw Yoochun start poking Junsu’s butt, only to receive no reply. Instead of stopping like an intelligent person, his hyung kept poking at Junsu’s butt, eventually progressing up to slapping it. Changmin made a stupefied face and walked out of the workroom. Maybe he would just sit in the living room and play some games till someone decided to pay heed to him, which again, was probably not going to be anytime soon.
Changmin’s mouth flew open. Yunho and Jaejoong had migrated to the living room, making out and feeling each other up on the couch. No no no. He was hungry and bored, and he was not going to wait for the horny ones to stop before he could eat his meal. He approached the couple with extreme determinism. That is, until he saw Yunho take off Jaejoong shirt and start sucking on his pierced nipple.
Fuck. Fuck no.
He ran out of the living room, horrified at the images he was provided. He slammed his bedroom door shut and panted to catch his breath. His stomach rumbled. Damn he was hungry, and he had nothing to distract himself. Not only that, he was stuck in his room until YunJae finished fucking and Yoosu stopped being idiots.
Fuck.My.Life.
“Ungh… Yunho!”
“Fuck Jaejoong, you’re so hot.”
“Yoochun! Stop groping my butt!!”
“But I love it!!”
Damn I need to get laid.