Fuckin Rights
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I helped batmanrainbow see the light (8 points). Last Friday I pulled over and changed freedominwords's flat tire (15 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I turned nine_breaker_g in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Tuesday I helped littledevil13 hide a body (-173 points).
Overall, I've been nice (553 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
Yuna_Lesca