I keep watching in hopes that they will just make out already!
PS OMG Thank god for American Idol. AKA The Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell Lovefest. I retroactively apologize 80 million times for secretly thinking myself better than the 6 billion people who watch this show. I did not know what they knew: of the love that cannot be hidden, even on national television. I weep for all the moments I have missed in which Simon kisses a contestant and dearly wishes it was Ryan, all the secret smirks meant only for his boo, all the touching that Ryan can't bring himself to curtail until after the show.
I just wish they would get rid of the singing. And Randy and Paula. And the guest performers. And the corny voting off.
But Jordin can stay because she is pretty and makes Ryan look like a wee bitty doll when she stands next to him.
I just wish they would get rid of the singing. And Randy and Paula. And the guest performers. And the corny voting off.
But Jordin can stay because she is pretty and makes Ryan look like a wee bitty doll when she stands next to him.