RANT OF THE WEEK
Ranty goodness
Celebrity mums.
They really get on my nerves because of the way they treat their children. First there is the reasons WHY they have those children; and they can vary anything from a publicity stunt to they have no or are losing their career. Example 1 is Victoria Beckham. I personally have never seen the attraction with David Beckham because I like my men to have the ability to form a sentence. So he used to be good at football (he certainly isn't anymore, he's just some pansy that has 5 weeks off for a broken toenail), big whoop, so she is married to him, big whoop. Lets be honest here guys, she is nothing more than a footballers wife. Except these days she is more like a footballers barbie doll because of the amount of plastic she has in her. I am suprised she doesn't melt in the summer! Anyway, she has gotten where she is because of who she is married to and I think she knows that. Everything she does is a publicity stunt even to naming her children. You cannot tell me she did not name her son Brooklyn for the attention! I mean who calls their baby after where it was conceived? I don't call my children bedroom or Margate or even staircase (don't ask) do I? THEN she had Romeo. and not satisfied with that she had CRUZ. see, that one REALLY got on my nerves because David actually wanted to call him something normal! or the fact that she is so bloody skinny but maintains its because she is so busy with her children. you never see a picture of HER looking after those boys - its always some nanny. I may not agree with some of the things Brangelina lol do but at least they actually go out as a FAMILY with their children. In my eyes, if that publicity hungry wench can be that skinny AND have the naive view that can PHYSICALLY have another child then she is just as stupid and just as plastic as she looks.
Kerry Katona
Another classic case of publicity hungry wench. So she was in a pop band a hundred years ago, so? so she married the blonde one out of westlife (not the blonde turnip that shaved his hair off in one of their videos, the one who looked like chubby cheese). Brian Mcfadden saw sense and went for someone NORMAL like Delta Goodrem instead of and I quote from the horses mouth himself "that train wreck". It is disgusting that she did drugs in front of their two little girls when her own mother destroyed her life with them. It is disgusting that she is even WITH that laughable, money hungry taxi driver Mark croft let alone carry his child SMOKE AND DO DRUGS DURING PREGNANCY. and then she slept around like some childless-whore. I am SICK of reading about her in the papers, I am SICK of seeing her in those inceland adverts and putting me off my food and I am SICK of the way she has treated her children. I hope to all that is Godly that Brian does get those little girls, they deserve a normal mother.
This has been your weekly angry lunatic, "loosing the plot" since having Thomas lol