Things to achieve before I die.
Things I want to do before the grim reeper finally sprints after me.
1. Acheive the impossible - lose weight.
2. Conquer the world! muhahhahaha!
3. kill all the chavs in margate using nothing but some chewing gum and a bottle of water.
4. Drink myself in oblivion before entering the afterlife and stealing satans bottle of baileys to ressurect myself.
5. Marry martyn and have my cats as all the guests.
6. Go into rehab for my addiction to softmints.
7. Eat my body mass in chocolate and not gain a pound.
8. fianlly find immortallity for me and martyn, and laugh as all die around us... then think about it for a few moments and feel really terrible and lonely before killing myself for not making more.
9. Get Darren Currill a personality. Maybe a few emotions while I am at it.
10. Rob a bank and use the pope as my alibi.
naturally.
1. Acheive the impossible - lose weight.
2. Conquer the world! muhahhahaha!
3. kill all the chavs in margate using nothing but some chewing gum and a bottle of water.
4. Drink myself in oblivion before entering the afterlife and stealing satans bottle of baileys to ressurect myself.
5. Marry martyn and have my cats as all the guests.
6. Go into rehab for my addiction to softmints.
7. Eat my body mass in chocolate and not gain a pound.
8. fianlly find immortallity for me and martyn, and laugh as all die around us... then think about it for a few moments and feel really terrible and lonely before killing myself for not making more.
9. Get Darren Currill a personality. Maybe a few emotions while I am at it.
10. Rob a bank and use the pope as my alibi.
naturally.