I have a new obsession!!!!
GUYS, OMG guuys! I have found a new love. I have found a new love and it's name is Legend of the seeker. It is the best thing on television it it probably not the best thing on television and do you want to know WHY?
EXHIBIT A:
THIS IS CARA. She is one BAMF who uses two magic dildos agiels to torture people, because its kind of her thing. Also she likes being a sociopath and punching people in the throat. She is ony just learning emotion, it's TAKING TIME OK? SHE WAS A MORD'SITH, THEY DON'T GET TAUGHT FEELINGS! She also has to dress up as a princess one time, it is AMAZING.
CARA ALSO KISSES GIRLS A LOT!!
EXHIBIT B:
Yes Cara wears a skintight leather catsuit. UNF. NOTE THE ONE ON THE RIGHT! That is Kahlan. She is the Mother Confessor, her power is to grab people by the throat and make them her slaves, pretty much? She is super hot and can throw knives like a fucking BAMF. ALSO THIGH HIGH BOOTS! DO YOU SEE WHY I LOVE THIS SHOW?
HER ARMS!!! GUH!
THEY ALSO LIKE TO SAVE EACH OTHER LIVES IN BATTLE!
ONE MORE, BECAUSE I CAN. ALSO, UNF.
WHATEVER, ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW IS THAT YOU SHOULD GO AND WATCH LEGEND OF THE SEEKER, BECAUSE IT IS FULL OF HOT CHICKS THAT OCCASIONALLY LIKE KISSING OTHER CHICKS AND BEING NAKED.