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Dear Climate and Senses:
Please stop arguing. Please. I know the air here is so dry that its like licking a brick of salt every time I breath in, but deal with it. If I wake up at 5-fucking-AM on a day off, due to my sinuses being so dried out that it hurts, I promise that there will be a death count and I don't even know where the bodies will come from.
Dear Seattle weather: That you have stopped getting confused between snow, wind storms, and very randomly sunny days is good, but when you chose to make it rain....stop making it dry rain. How it can be raining here and yet allow the climate to parched is surly beyond the grasp of mortals, but please stop.
I think I'm allergic to the mainland. This is insane. Someone please explain these horrors to me. This was not part of the 'Move away from Hawaii' plan.
Please stop arguing. Please. I know the air here is so dry that its like licking a brick of salt every time I breath in, but deal with it. If I wake up at 5-fucking-AM on a day off, due to my sinuses being so dried out that it hurts, I promise that there will be a death count and I don't even know where the bodies will come from.
Dear Seattle weather: That you have stopped getting confused between snow, wind storms, and very randomly sunny days is good, but when you chose to make it rain....stop making it dry rain. How it can be raining here and yet allow the climate to parched is surly beyond the grasp of mortals, but please stop.
I think I'm allergic to the mainland. This is insane. Someone please explain these horrors to me. This was not part of the 'Move away from Hawaii' plan.