swat that fly!

Apr 07, 2005 10:52

so yesterday had to have been a full moon because it was by far the weirdest day of my life. the alarm at my work went off after we had already turned it off, my dog who never barks barked for like 5 minutes straight, we found a cut under my dogs chin, and my little simon started going blind in his right eye. the weirdest part of my day, however, was the attack of the killer fly.

(for those of you who may not know, i am deathly afraid of flies.)

the story:i ran to mcdonalds for lunch and got a cheeseburger to bring back to work. when i got to work, i opened the burger to eat it when a fly came shooting out at me and chased me around my work. i had to hide in a closet when my boss told me he captured it but it was still alive! he picked it up to see if it was dead. he obviously assumed it was because what kind of fly allows you to pick it up? well sure enough, it was very much alive so my boss went to place it down on the counter to kill it when it crawled onto my phone.

the conclusion:he picked it up off the antena of my phone, opened the phone, put the fly inside and closed my phone. it was one of the scarriest, most disgusting events of my life.
eric made a picture for me, inspired by my terrifying experience.

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