S10E09
Chandler: "Erica, wait..."
Erica: "I have nothing to say to you."
Chandler: "You have every reason to be upset. We did lie, but only because we've been waiting and trying to have a baby for so long. And we don't know how long it's gonna be before we get another chance again."
Erica: "Why don't you ask the Reverend to pray on it!"
Chandler: "Erica, please... Just consider us, ask them to see our file. Our last name is Bing. My wife's a chef and I'm in advertising."
Erica: "Oh yeah, I actually liked you guys. But it doesn't matter 'cause what you did was wrong!"
Chandler: "But you did like us. And you should. My wife's an incredible woman. She's loving, devoted, and caring. And don't tell her I said this but the woman's always right.
I love my wife more than anything in this world. And... it kills me that I can't give her a baby.
I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes I'll learn how to be a good dad.
But my wife? She's already there. She's a mother... without a baby.
Please?"