Like it's dynamite

Aug 03, 2010 21:52

Earlier I was walking home and I dunno if it was the large amount of food I had the entire day or just a psychologically awesome feeling but I felt larger than Life.

Suddenly Regent Grove's carpark didn't look like it was 5, 6, 7? stories high but just slightly taller than I was (at my petite 156). Haha. Hilarious.
I felt like I could smash the whole block down like legos with just my fist.

Suddenly the people around me didn't look so intimidating (because y'know sometimes people look harmless but they're actually lunatics). I felt like I could stare all of them down and they would crumble and fall apart because I was so large and powerful (or so I felt).

First time feeling this way.
What would you call this feeling?

I'll probably call it "The Food Baby Disease".
Larger than life, your ass. Just larger tummy only.
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Yesterday I had a bad bad bad case of "BLADDERISTOOFULLMUST.LET.WATER.OUT" (sorry, inventing your own fake diseases is addictive).

See, I had a lot of water to drink while in dad's car. On the way to dinner. Had a bowl of porridge for dinner and a generous serving of pineapple juice.
And while dad was driving LY home my bladder was yelling OMGOMGOMG BURSTING!!!!!!

I had to rush up to Block 508 to pee my bladder out. Then after letting it all out my bladder started to hurt. >; (
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Okay Yumin, time to get inspired.

life, basically rubbish, just for keeps, lolz

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