My Bro and I- Miranda in an RPG Convo
Edit: Just totally realized it's been like...almost half a year since I've updated on here. Whups. -
My brother and I randomly talk about me being in RPG's and stuff. I had to save one someday.
I have a lot of MIS-adventures so.. yup. Sarcasm abounds, yo! Oh, and my brother has a completely different set of responces in his mind then what I'd end up saying. You'll see.
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robotbeatjefan 2:01 am
: oh, well of course
BokuraXtremeHope 2:01 am
: 'Miranda, you have to save the worlds'
robotbeatjefan 2:01 am
: "I WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING"
BokuraXtremeHope 2:01 am
: world*
: '...what? Are you serious? Can't lift a box of clothing shipment most of the time Miranda? Me? ME!? We're doomed. Oh well, time to get my party so there's SOME hope..'
robotbeatjefan 2:03 am
: "Miranda, your friends are trapped and in danger. You must solve this very difficult and taxing puzzle"
: "Or they will die"
BokuraXtremeHope 2:03 am
: 'Awe HELL naw. A puzzle? Are you serious? What KIND of puzzle? If it's crossword, sure, but seriously. If it's that SUDOKU crap, I'm out.'
: 'Also, if it's anything like the cloister of trials, I'm STILL done.'
robotbeatjefan 2:04 am
: *A Sodoku puzzle appears, but the numbers have been replaced with Egyptian Hieroglyphics*
BokuraXtremeHope 2:04 am
: -stares with the 'I don't even...' face-
robotbeatjefan 2:06 am
: i still have all of these mental images of you in FFX
: The giant sand worm that sucks characters in
: Miranda: Switch out Switch Out SWITCH OUUUUUUUT!
BokuraXtremeHope 2:07 am
: 'OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
robotbeatjefan 2:07 am
: Even I would have to admit that would suck the big one
BokuraXtremeHope 2:07 am
: 'Marry me'
): '-looks at Seymore with the most amazing expression ever. It's indescribable- ...Are you serious? Hell no!'
robotbeatjefan 2:08 am
: 'Look dude, you're not the first person I've had to crush in the love life department'
: Aren't there giant stone statues with stone swords in the game, too?
: I imagine getting slammed with one of those would hurt hardcore
BokuraXtremeHope 2:12 am
: I'm sure.
robotbeatjefan 2:13 am
: to be fair, i would probably get complainy on my own adventure
: "WHY ARE YOU POISONING PEOPLE EVERY. SINGLE. TURN!"
: not to mention the swearing
: the crying
: and the RAGE
: I think against Yunalesca, I would be kicking her body after we finished her off
BokuraXtremeHope 2:14 am
: XD
robotbeatjefan 2:14 am
: "Dude, she's dead. It's over"
: "NO! It's NOT over. She'll never know the pain we had to endure."
BokuraXtremeHope 2:15 am
: '-pats on the back- I know, I know, but seriously. We've been here an hour, I'm bored, and we need to finish this so we can get home. I wanna check my e-mail.'
robotbeatjefan 2:15 am
: oh man
: I could see you reading a fanfic in the background during a long cutscene
BokuraXtremeHope 2:16 am
: XD Sure would. 'Miranda..? What.. what are you doing? Looking at a road map..?'
: 'Nope, reading the newest update of -insert fic I love bunches that FINALLY updated-.'
robotbeatjefan 2:17 am
: 'You guys can solve this cloister without me'
: though another "holy crap" moment would be the boss on top of the airship
: the one that's always casting haste on it
: and can get further or closer, and it looks like a scary dragon
BokuraXtremeHope 2:19 am
: I don't even want to think about it....
robotbeatjefan 2:19 am
: Not to mention the Malboros
: "Miranda, it's weak against your scythe attacks"
"No, it's ugly. I'm also regretting that i picked a scythe as a weapon..."
BokuraXtremeHope 2:20 am
: 'Wait, WHAT!? BUT IT'S *IN* *THE* *AIR*!!!!'
: 'I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF RANGE!!!!'
robotbeatjefan 2:21 am
: Oh, let's not forget
robotbeatjefan 2:21 am
: you'd be wearing an outfit Nomura would've designed for you
BokuraXtremeHope 2:21 am
: ...THE ZIPPERS!
robotbeatjefan 2:21 am
: Wheel of impractical outfit choices, turn turn turn
: Show us the Fashion Disaster we'll want to burn
: there's so many places it could go
: like Riku from FFX2
: "So... cold... wearing practically nothing"
: "But Miranda, we're on the beach. Come on, we have to go to the Ice dungeon"
BokuraXtremeHope 2:23 am
: 'Can I borrow your ridiculous zipper-embossed trenchcoat? Thanks. I'll be keeping this the whole adventure.'
robotbeatjefan 2:23 am
): Or there's the belt outfit of doom
BokuraXtremeHope 2:24 am
: Zippers.. belts... just about the same when it comes to Nomura's impracticality.
robotbeatjefan 2:24 am
: OMG, this zipper outfit is really cutting my body up as i'm running
BokuraXtremeHope 2:24 am
: Also, random fur fringe.
robotbeatjefan 2:25 am
: "Hey, this looks kind of cool"
: "It's hair from both Sable and Taurus. They cut it off and saved it for you after they died"
: *Mood killer*
BokuraXtremeHope 2:27 am
: .... ;o;
___________________________
Yup. My brother and I. Shenanigans.
Tell me if you giggled at all!
My brother and I randomly talk about me being in RPG's and stuff. I had to save one someday.
I have a lot of MIS-adventures so.. yup. Sarcasm abounds, yo! Oh, and my brother has a completely different set of responces in his mind then what I'd end up saying. You'll see.
______________________________
robotbeatjefan 2:01 am
: oh, well of course
BokuraXtremeHope 2:01 am
: 'Miranda, you have to save the worlds'
robotbeatjefan 2:01 am
: "I WAS STRUCK BY LIGHTNING"
BokuraXtremeHope 2:01 am
: world*
: '...what? Are you serious? Can't lift a box of clothing shipment most of the time Miranda? Me? ME!? We're doomed. Oh well, time to get my party so there's SOME hope..'
robotbeatjefan 2:03 am
: "Miranda, your friends are trapped and in danger. You must solve this very difficult and taxing puzzle"
: "Or they will die"
BokuraXtremeHope 2:03 am
: 'Awe HELL naw. A puzzle? Are you serious? What KIND of puzzle? If it's crossword, sure, but seriously. If it's that SUDOKU crap, I'm out.'
: 'Also, if it's anything like the cloister of trials, I'm STILL done.'
robotbeatjefan 2:04 am
: *A Sodoku puzzle appears, but the numbers have been replaced with Egyptian Hieroglyphics*
BokuraXtremeHope 2:04 am
: -stares with the 'I don't even...' face-
robotbeatjefan 2:06 am
: i still have all of these mental images of you in FFX
: The giant sand worm that sucks characters in
: Miranda: Switch out Switch Out SWITCH OUUUUUUUT!
BokuraXtremeHope 2:07 am
: 'OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
robotbeatjefan 2:07 am
: Even I would have to admit that would suck the big one
BokuraXtremeHope 2:07 am
: 'Marry me'
): '-looks at Seymore with the most amazing expression ever. It's indescribable- ...Are you serious? Hell no!'
robotbeatjefan 2:08 am
: 'Look dude, you're not the first person I've had to crush in the love life department'
: Aren't there giant stone statues with stone swords in the game, too?
: I imagine getting slammed with one of those would hurt hardcore
BokuraXtremeHope 2:12 am
: I'm sure.
robotbeatjefan 2:13 am
: to be fair, i would probably get complainy on my own adventure
: "WHY ARE YOU POISONING PEOPLE EVERY. SINGLE. TURN!"
: not to mention the swearing
: the crying
: and the RAGE
: I think against Yunalesca, I would be kicking her body after we finished her off
BokuraXtremeHope 2:14 am
: XD
robotbeatjefan 2:14 am
: "Dude, she's dead. It's over"
: "NO! It's NOT over. She'll never know the pain we had to endure."
BokuraXtremeHope 2:15 am
: '-pats on the back- I know, I know, but seriously. We've been here an hour, I'm bored, and we need to finish this so we can get home. I wanna check my e-mail.'
robotbeatjefan 2:15 am
: oh man
: I could see you reading a fanfic in the background during a long cutscene
BokuraXtremeHope 2:16 am
: XD Sure would. 'Miranda..? What.. what are you doing? Looking at a road map..?'
: 'Nope, reading the newest update of -insert fic I love bunches that FINALLY updated-.'
robotbeatjefan 2:17 am
: 'You guys can solve this cloister without me'
: though another "holy crap" moment would be the boss on top of the airship
: the one that's always casting haste on it
: and can get further or closer, and it looks like a scary dragon
BokuraXtremeHope 2:19 am
: I don't even want to think about it....
robotbeatjefan 2:19 am
: Not to mention the Malboros
: "Miranda, it's weak against your scythe attacks"
"No, it's ugly. I'm also regretting that i picked a scythe as a weapon..."
BokuraXtremeHope 2:20 am
: 'Wait, WHAT!? BUT IT'S *IN* *THE* *AIR*!!!!'
: 'I DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF RANGE!!!!'
robotbeatjefan 2:21 am
: Oh, let's not forget
robotbeatjefan 2:21 am
: you'd be wearing an outfit Nomura would've designed for you
BokuraXtremeHope 2:21 am
: ...THE ZIPPERS!
robotbeatjefan 2:21 am
: Wheel of impractical outfit choices, turn turn turn
: Show us the Fashion Disaster we'll want to burn
: there's so many places it could go
: like Riku from FFX2
: "So... cold... wearing practically nothing"
: "But Miranda, we're on the beach. Come on, we have to go to the Ice dungeon"
BokuraXtremeHope 2:23 am
: 'Can I borrow your ridiculous zipper-embossed trenchcoat? Thanks. I'll be keeping this the whole adventure.'
robotbeatjefan 2:23 am
): Or there's the belt outfit of doom
BokuraXtremeHope 2:24 am
: Zippers.. belts... just about the same when it comes to Nomura's impracticality.
robotbeatjefan 2:24 am
: OMG, this zipper outfit is really cutting my body up as i'm running
BokuraXtremeHope 2:24 am
: Also, random fur fringe.
robotbeatjefan 2:25 am
: "Hey, this looks kind of cool"
: "It's hair from both Sable and Taurus. They cut it off and saved it for you after they died"
: *Mood killer*
BokuraXtremeHope 2:27 am
: .... ;o;
___________________________
Yup. My brother and I. Shenanigans.
Tell me if you giggled at all!