BITE ME
I DON'T CARE WHAT PEOPLE SAY: I AM ALL FOR "OMGAWSHIT'SROBERTPATTINSON" I do realise some people find me liking this Adonis (LOL, okay maybe that is a hyperbole), an egregious mistake but, hey! I can't escape that copious amount of charm that is exuded from his every pore and fiber. Needless to say, there is no doubt on questioning his manliness. I mean, feast your eyes on this:
Okay, so he doesn't look THAT great there (although I have to admit there are some very unglamorous ones of him floating in the internet) I'm too lazy to find the exceedingly "RAVISH ME" photos of him but to reinstate my point:
I quote: "On the right, we have the sparkly vampire who looks disinterested in this whole thing. He didn't even shave before getting photographed for the cover. But that's part of his charming "I don't give an ef" attitude.
Then there's Zefron, the singing and dancing wonder who appears a little too enthusiastic, like "Hey guys! Does this blue make my eyes pop? Who wants to get a milk shake after this?!""
GAWSH~ People told me that they heard he stinks and he doesn't bathe regularly but that is totally understandable. Totally, because I relate. *cough* I heard there was this stalker who actually stood outside just to see him almost everyday and RobPatt was free so he decided to take her out on a lunch date and after that she never returned again. He said it was because he was too "boring" but I beg to differ. I find it rather hilarious on lots of counts. Pardon me for being a biased and subjective little fanpire. But truly, his witty comments do not leave me to think him as a dull, boring person. Speaking of which, I do feel that he was so much happier before Twilight. He wasn't so brooding. When he was in GoF, at that point of time he seemed so much...lighter. Can't say I blame him, he is being bogged down by endless pressure from the media. I am absolutely and completely sure he is so swamped by the entirety of the situation he is in. I really hope, sincerely, that he would be able to deal with it positively.
BY THE WAY HE IS SINGLE *snorts* Is he??? I truly wonder the truth of that statement (for my own personal knowledge HAHA)
Best Poem Ever:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
This poem has exactly 24 syllables,
I counted.
Doesn't this poem make you chuffed to bits HOHOHOHO~