dear japan
today, i would like to thank you for your amazing music; in particular, i would like to commend you on having versions of fabulous people like tom jones, as is displayed in this video:
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Ryuuzakio more than just having your own tom jones, you make him ten times more attractive and talented. i remember when i first saw this man in one of my classes. he is wonderful. and i blame you for it.
i would also like to tell you how wonderful i think it is that your people shamelessly do not age and so your tom jones is about 20 years younger looking than crackerland's tom jones. in fact, i think your tom jones might actually be better than the real one. at least kuwata keisuke can still see his own feet (tom jones giant dick not withstanding).
that will be all.