Excite Me, Deny Me, Entice Me (Side Story)
Title: Excite Me, Deny Me, Entice Me (Side Story)
Chapters: 1/1
Pairings: Kame/Ueda
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour
Warnings: swearing (a wealth of it)
Synopsis: Ueda is interrupted, and he really doesn't mind. Kame unfortunately, does.
A/N: Short sequel to Excite Me, Deny Me, Entice Me
Ueda is prepared to slaughter, no, fucking mutilate whichever fucker is at the door.
Who the hell calls at fucking three in the morning?
Cursing fluently under his breath, Ueda makes his way to the front door, one hand pulling his dressing gown to cover taut muscle.
"I'm coming!" he yells, when the knocking gets more persistent by the second. He wonders if he should grab Kame's baseball bat (which is very conveniently propped up next to the kitchen entryway) and smash in the skulls of whoever is out there. That would most certainly give him the satisfaction that he seriously needs right now.
Ueda scoffs. He would need to talk to Kame about leaving his stuff lying around his apartment. Ueda is a boxer and really didn't want to associate his living space with any other sport, even if said sport happened to be his lover's life and soul - wait a fucking minute, he was supposed to be Kame's life and soul, not some stupid bat. Ueda makes mental note to remember to throw the bat out the window if Kame doesn't remove it straightaway.
Fuck, was he seriously getting jealous at a stupid bat? Hm, maybe Kame is right and he really is too overly possessive (not that the younger man seems to be complaining about it). In fact, Kame seems to enjoy all the extra attention. Ueda supposed that in a away, he is stroking the narcissistic bastard's ego. Kame's face does go all disgustingly smug, and he wears that stupid shit-eating grin just because he knows Ueda can't resist him (And from the way Ueda would take every opportunity to jump him whenever they were alone no matter where they were, witnesses be damned), well, Kame just loved it.
He just loved it that he, in a way, has a fucking hold over Ueda, who can't do anything about it, just because the ass was just too fucking delectable. The Mr Stoic of JE, falling prey to Johnny's 'Wonder Boy'. Fuck, now wasn't that just peachy.
The knocking intensifies, and Ueda realises he'd been staring, no, glaring at the innocent bat lying against the wall.
"You, will become firewood tomorrow, bucko." Ueda says (Wow, he really is off his rocker), pointing at the bat, before swiftly turning to open the front door.
"WHAT?" he nearly growls.
The sight of two grim-looking policemen standing in the genkan doesn't faze him in the least.
"Are you Ueda-san?" asks one of the policemen, coughing into his hand. "Your neighbour complained of some... disturbing noises coming from here."
Ueda raises a brow. "Huh. Interesting. I was sure the bedroom was soundproof."
The policemen do not look impressed. "According to her, it sounded at like an animal whining. I'm afraid you'll have to let us in to check your premises."
Ueda doesn't speak. He looks as though he's thinking hard. "I don't think that that'll be a good idea," he says nonchalantly. "You see, I'm a little occupied right now, and I-"
"It's protocol, sir," says one of the policemen irritably. "We have laws against animal cruelty."
Now that did not sit well with Ueda. He was going to have a little chat with the walling tradesmen and perhaps throw in a few insults about their shitty excuse of soundproofing. He'd also have to go and throttle the busybody next door and tell them to mind their own fucking business.
"I know I'm a douche, I mean, Kame calls me that all the time, however, I DON'T DO ANIMAL CRUELTY. But..." Ueda appears to be thinking deeply, before he smirks. "I wouldn't say so about being cruel per se-"
"Sir, please step aside-"
"FUCKING SHIT, UEDA WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING YOU SO GODAMN LONG?"
The shout that echoes from within the dark corridor startles both offices so much so that the instinctively reach for their weapons. Jesus, that even gave Ueda a fright. He suddenly feels like laughing at the officers' startled faces.
"I'm coming!" Ueda calls over his shoulder. "There's someone at the door though, and-"
"I DON'T CARE. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE AND FUCK ME ALREADY."
Ueda actually blushes. God, he loved Kame so so so so much. "Uh, I don't think that's a good-"
"HEY! FUCKERS AT THE DOOR! GET LOST RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME-"
Ueda tunes out the rest of Kame's ranting before turning to face the now beet red officers with a wide toothy, sadistic smile. "So you see officers, there's cruelty right there, and you're actually helping me do it be keeping me here talking. So... do continue."
Ueda is certain that these two officers would not be coming to check on them anytime soon after this stint.
Chapters: 1/1
Pairings: Kame/Ueda
Rating: PG
Genre: Humour
Warnings: swearing (a wealth of it)
Synopsis: Ueda is interrupted, and he really doesn't mind. Kame unfortunately, does.
A/N: Short sequel to Excite Me, Deny Me, Entice Me
Ueda is prepared to slaughter, no, fucking mutilate whichever fucker is at the door.
Who the hell calls at fucking three in the morning?
Cursing fluently under his breath, Ueda makes his way to the front door, one hand pulling his dressing gown to cover taut muscle.
"I'm coming!" he yells, when the knocking gets more persistent by the second. He wonders if he should grab Kame's baseball bat (which is very conveniently propped up next to the kitchen entryway) and smash in the skulls of whoever is out there. That would most certainly give him the satisfaction that he seriously needs right now.
Ueda scoffs. He would need to talk to Kame about leaving his stuff lying around his apartment. Ueda is a boxer and really didn't want to associate his living space with any other sport, even if said sport happened to be his lover's life and soul - wait a fucking minute, he was supposed to be Kame's life and soul, not some stupid bat. Ueda makes mental note to remember to throw the bat out the window if Kame doesn't remove it straightaway.
Fuck, was he seriously getting jealous at a stupid bat? Hm, maybe Kame is right and he really is too overly possessive (not that the younger man seems to be complaining about it). In fact, Kame seems to enjoy all the extra attention. Ueda supposed that in a away, he is stroking the narcissistic bastard's ego. Kame's face does go all disgustingly smug, and he wears that stupid shit-eating grin just because he knows Ueda can't resist him (And from the way Ueda would take every opportunity to jump him whenever they were alone no matter where they were, witnesses be damned), well, Kame just loved it.
He just loved it that he, in a way, has a fucking hold over Ueda, who can't do anything about it, just because the ass was just too fucking delectable. The Mr Stoic of JE, falling prey to Johnny's 'Wonder Boy'. Fuck, now wasn't that just peachy.
The knocking intensifies, and Ueda realises he'd been staring, no, glaring at the innocent bat lying against the wall.
"You, will become firewood tomorrow, bucko." Ueda says (Wow, he really is off his rocker), pointing at the bat, before swiftly turning to open the front door.
"WHAT?" he nearly growls.
The sight of two grim-looking policemen standing in the genkan doesn't faze him in the least.
"Are you Ueda-san?" asks one of the policemen, coughing into his hand. "Your neighbour complained of some... disturbing noises coming from here."
Ueda raises a brow. "Huh. Interesting. I was sure the bedroom was soundproof."
The policemen do not look impressed. "According to her, it sounded at like an animal whining. I'm afraid you'll have to let us in to check your premises."
Ueda doesn't speak. He looks as though he's thinking hard. "I don't think that that'll be a good idea," he says nonchalantly. "You see, I'm a little occupied right now, and I-"
"It's protocol, sir," says one of the policemen irritably. "We have laws against animal cruelty."
Now that did not sit well with Ueda. He was going to have a little chat with the walling tradesmen and perhaps throw in a few insults about their shitty excuse of soundproofing. He'd also have to go and throttle the busybody next door and tell them to mind their own fucking business.
"I know I'm a douche, I mean, Kame calls me that all the time, however, I DON'T DO ANIMAL CRUELTY. But..." Ueda appears to be thinking deeply, before he smirks. "I wouldn't say so about being cruel per se-"
"Sir, please step aside-"
"FUCKING SHIT, UEDA WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING YOU SO GODAMN LONG?"
The shout that echoes from within the dark corridor startles both offices so much so that the instinctively reach for their weapons. Jesus, that even gave Ueda a fright. He suddenly feels like laughing at the officers' startled faces.
"I'm coming!" Ueda calls over his shoulder. "There's someone at the door though, and-"
"I DON'T CARE. TELL THEM TO FUCK OFF AND YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK IN HERE AND FUCK ME ALREADY."
Ueda actually blushes. God, he loved Kame so so so so much. "Uh, I don't think that's a good-"
"HEY! FUCKERS AT THE DOOR! GET LOST RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME-"
Ueda tunes out the rest of Kame's ranting before turning to face the now beet red officers with a wide toothy, sadistic smile. "So you see officers, there's cruelty right there, and you're actually helping me do it be keeping me here talking. So... do continue."
Ueda is certain that these two officers would not be coming to check on them anytime soon after this stint.