Houselife
So my housemate's parents are here from China. They are staying for two weeks in his room, of all places. Get them a hotel room, I say, but I guess he hasn't seen them for 2 years so he wants to see them first thing in the morning, and I guess the Chinese culture allows boys to do this. How nice. Anyway, so I have been temporarily endowed with his 500 condoms that he ordered online lest his parents go snooping in his room and come across two packed ziplock bags with 250 rubbers in them. Good lord.
Yes, so currently, I have two bags of condoms behind my green cotton screen. Thank god my parents never come to my house.
My question is, though, what is the point of ordering so many???? I really don't think he's going to use those up. Just to let you know, I have a VERY strong feeling about this. Yes, he has a girlfriend, but let's just say, it ain't gonna happen. But for those of you who are interested, yes, you can order 500 condoms online for about $50. It's a steal!!
My other question is, what if his parents venture into MY room and find two packages of 250 condoms each? What are they going to think? The mother is constantly eyeing me when I come in so perhaps they have already discovered my freakish hobby....?
Yes, so currently, I have two bags of condoms behind my green cotton screen. Thank god my parents never come to my house.
My question is, though, what is the point of ordering so many???? I really don't think he's going to use those up. Just to let you know, I have a VERY strong feeling about this. Yes, he has a girlfriend, but let's just say, it ain't gonna happen. But for those of you who are interested, yes, you can order 500 condoms online for about $50. It's a steal!!
My other question is, what if his parents venture into MY room and find two packages of 250 condoms each? What are they going to think? The mother is constantly eyeing me when I come in so perhaps they have already discovered my freakish hobby....?