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Dear Diary,
I stuck 3 milk crates on top of a patio table and scaled a roof today. I broke into my own workplace and sliced my left arm.
I RULE! YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
I am also a little drunk. Thank you, my big gay sous chef for the vodka. Thank you, self, for the mango juice.
I still rule.
I stuck 3 milk crates on top of a patio table and scaled a roof today. I broke into my own workplace and sliced my left arm.
I RULE! YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!
I am also a little drunk. Thank you, my big gay sous chef for the vodka. Thank you, self, for the mango juice.
I still rule.