title: fiasco
kyuhyun/ryeowook
327 words; crack
kyuhyun wants only to cuddle, he fails because he's lame.
"so you didn't finish watching my musical just to eat out with dalma," said kyuhyun rather coolly, but bitterness could be traced in the statement. "traitor."
sitting beside him on the huge ass couch was ryeowook, who was pretty much startled by the sudden accusation. he didn't turn away from the telly though. his favorite drama (all of the dramas he watches are his favorite) was on, he wouldn't want to miss a single scene.
kyuhyun didn't expect a response, did he? nothing can distract ryeowook from watching dramas, unless it's a matter of life and death. or a cranky kyuhyun.
"KIM RYEOWOOK ANSWER ME WHY DID YOU LEAVE WITHOUT WATCHING THE ENTIRE FREAKING SHOW!"
ryeowook wanted to hit him with the remote control.
"because i was hungry!" ryeowook spat back, glowering at him as though he was burning holes in his face.
"liar!"
"i beg your pardon?"
"apparently, you chose dalma over me! you're supposed to be my best friend!" kyuhyun's words were laced with anger. or more so jealousy.
everyone knows for a fact how possessive kyuhyun is when it comes to his belongings, valuables, or whatever you call it. and unfortunately (for ryeowook), kyuhyun has made long ago this one-sided stipulation that ryeowook is definitely his.
"what is wrong with you?" ryeowook got on his feet, throwing his arms in exasperation. he didn't mean to raise his voice though.
kyuhyun was surprised, mouth agape with remorse. he didn't expect ryeowook to take him seriously. he only wanted to (sort of) tease the other, annoy him a bit and probably end up cuddling in the couch for the rest of night. but he was wrong.
"i'm sorry, wook. i just--" kyuhyun reached out his hand to take ryeowook's, "hey!" but it was too late. ryeowook slammed the door in his room so hard it could fall off its hinges.
kyuhyun plopped himself down the couch, cursing himself because his plan turned into a complete fiasco.
a/n: so the prompts were obviously dalma's and ryeowook's tweets :3 i'm planning to make a sequel but YOU GUYS KNOW ME LOL