[Drabbles] Secret Weapon; Differentation Error
Fandom: Naruto
Title: Secret Weapon
Characters/Pairing: Itachi + Sasuke (barely--and if you look with a magnifying glass); Sai, Sakura, Naruto, Kisame, Kabuto, Orochimaru
Rating: Stupid. 8D
Word Count: 455
Description: The Uchiha brothers find their own secret weapons to use on each other--and Sai reads stories.
Note: For 101_kisses - 75) Candy; sweets
In the time he had spent together with Itachi, Kisame had seen many different, and almost disturbing at that, things about his partner. Itachi never failed to surprise him in anything he did. This time, apparently, would hardly be an exception.
“I’ve prepared my secret weapon for capturing Sasuke,” Itachi declared (out of nowhere, really).
Thoroughly confused, Kisame asked, “But Itachi-san, I thought we were thinking of ways to lure that kyuubi kid out?”
“…shut up. Anyway,” Itachi went on, “we’ll use candy as bait. Deidara says you have to use bait to lure out those cute, dim-witted little creatures.”
Kisame frowned. “Itachi-san, the fact that you’re taking advice from Deidara is more shocking to me than your misguided plan. And another thing, did you say your brother hates sweets?”
“…”
At that, Kisame was sure the mangekyou sharingan was indeed crippling Itachi. Just…not his eyes. Clearly, it was making him prematurely senile.
---
Throughout the duration of time they had spent together as mutual accomplices (he refused to call them all companions), Kabuto had learned that Sasuke was hardly someone to be trifled with. Perhaps it was that innate ability to avoid questioning that had caused the boy to grow up with such strange ideas in his head. That was Kabuto’s hypothesis at least.
“I’ll make a voodoo doll out of him and just poke his eyes out,” Sasuke mumbled to himself. “It’ll be my secret weapon.”
But then, even Kabuto had to suspect the prospect of premature senility.
“Who in hell are you going to find to make something like that?” he asked with a raised eyebrow. “And does your family have a history of premature senility?”
Sasuke glared darkly.
“Kabuto! You’ve hurt Sasuke-kun’s feelings!” Orochimaru chastised before turning to the dark haired boy with his trademark pedophilic grin. “I’ll just kiss it and make it better~”
“Get the hell away from me!”
---
Unfortunately for the world of shinobi, the last two survivors of the greatly renowned Uchiha clan were both lost to insanity (or so it seemed to those who surrounded them). And they had a major complex for each other-which simply made Sasuke’s ambition for restoring his clan a little unrealistic (after all, he has thought about his brother all along even when girls have been swarming him-what was that supposed to say?).
Then they met again and ran off together to a place were they could bicker happily for the rest of their lives.
---
“…Sai, that was by far the stupidest story about Sasuke-kun, I have ever heard,” Sakura declared with a frown.
“But you must admit the general idea isn’t wrong,” Sai chirped cheerfully in response. “Wouldn’t you agree, Naruto-kun?”
Naruto blinked.
“Well, I like candy.”
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A/N: As usual, my Naruto fics don't make any sense to me. 8D I just wanted to write dork!Itachi and dork!Sasuke, which is actually quite difficult to put in context. :/ Fail.
Fandom: Tenipuri
Title: Differentiation Error
Characters/Pairing: Kisarazucest (Atsushi x Ryou), Yanagisawa, Yuuta
Rating: PG
Word Count: 783
Description: Apparently, Yanagisawa had never met Atsushi's twin.
When Yanagisawa cheerfully proposed they should all (by “all,” he meant all their tennis club regulars-even if Mizuki had been more interested in curling his hair) get together and celebrate Atsushi’s birthday (da ne), the younger twin had flatly declined and stated he had promised to spend the day with his brother. Yuuta, for one, was hardly surprised. Even if he did not like to admit it, he probably would have done the same thing. The other regulars had shrugged and accepted the excuse, but Yanagisawa was determined. After all, he was so not letting his sparkly cone-shaped party hats go to waste! That was before he realized Mizuki had confiscated them and burned them out in the field.
By and by, that fateful November day came along and Atsushi had already packed his bags and prepared to go home. That had been his plan, of course, until a knock sounded at his door. Yanagisawa had not been able to see much over his teammate’s shoulder, but he definitely noted the swaying long hair of the visitor when he or she ecstatically hugged the younger twin before ushering him out of the dorm by the arm. Yanagisawa felt his jaw unhinge slightly. Atsushi, that bastard!
Yuuta was in the middle of reading a terribly interesting book his brother had lent him when loud and consistent obnoxious knocking sounded at the door. Irritation clearly plastered on his face, he stomped over to the door and yanked it open. “What do you want?!”
“Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutaaaaaa!”
And the next thing Yuuta knew, he was flat on his back and glaring up at his traumatized senpai. Scowling, he pushed the older boy off of him and demanded, “What?”
“Atsushi’s a liar da ne!” Yanagisawa accused, waving his arm frantically at the open door. “He said he was going to spend the day with his brother, but some girl just came to pick him up! He lied to get away from us da ne! He’s actually going out with his girlfriend!”
Yuuta rolled his eyes faintly and resisted the urge to snicker. He actually knew quite a bit about his Kisarazu-senpai, ever since the older boy had declared him the sole sane person among their ranks. They were confidents, and Yuuta knew well enough about Atsushi’s girlfriend.
“Don’t just stand there, we’ve got to go, da ne!”
That, unfortunately, did not stop Yanagisawa from dragging him out of his dorm room. Hanging his head, Yuuta sighed. He definitely did agree that he and Atsushi probably were the sole sane ones.
---
It had not been hard to track down Atsushi even though he had had a head start of several minutes to disappear about St. Rudolf. He had yet to lose the red headband before he left the dorm, and the brilliant red was a noticeable marker against all the various black heads swarming around him. Sticking his hands in his coat pockets, Yuuta let out a sigh while shifting onto one foot. At his side, Yanagisawa was indiscreetly hiding behind a tennis court light pole.
From what Yanagisawa could tell, Atsushi was being completely doted on. The longhaired figure beside him made sure their arms were linked and that their pace was nice and slow. Atsushi too, apparently, had been completely stuck on the love-love mode (he was sweeping snow out of his girlfriend’s hair-and that was worth many romantic plus points), Yanagisawa declared to the nonchalant second year who was yawning at his side.
They wandered around campus for a bit longer before pausing under a tree to chat idly. Yanagisawa was squinting, but he was sure that pair was slowly closing the gap between themselves. And then it was Atsushi who initiated the faint little kiss on the lips, Yanagisawa was shocked to discover. He had always thought Atsushi was the shy one! (Yuuta had snorted at this.)
Finally, Atsushi stepped out of the way, and his longhaired partner clearly came into view.
Yanagisawa blinked rapidly in confusion.
“Yuuta, my eyes are broken, da ne. I’m starting to see Atsushi’s face everywhere.”
“Oh yeah,” the second year began with an offhanded shrug, “guess I forgot to tell you: Kisarazu-senpai’s twin has long hair. He had long hair too when he first came, remember?”
Silence.
Yanagisawa banged his head against the wall.
“It’s like in my fantasies! A longhaired Atsushi da ne! Except he’s not a girl!”
Yuuta was disturbed.
“Uh… Please keep your fantasies to yourself.”
“I concur,” Atsushi said darkly, folding his arms from behind the other third year. At his side, his longhaired “girlfriend” extended his arm.
“I’m Kisarazu Ryou. Nice to meet you, Atsushi’s doubles partner.”
And Yuuta burst out laughing.
--- --- ---
A/N: I love Atsushi beyond all reason. 8D Unfortunately, not as much as my inane love for Kirihara, but still. Yuuta and Atsushi are so the sole sane ones on the St. Rudolf team. >D (Don't get me wrong, I love SeiRu. ♥) Well, about this...not too proud of it. Just kind of hit me out of nowhere, honestly. ^^V
...and I've already reached my limit! I'll be back with more Dgure again. And possibly a life to go with it.
I've been meaning to do something about how I organize this journal. e_e;
Title: Secret Weapon
Characters/Pairing: Itachi + Sasuke (barely--and if you look with a magnifying glass); Sai, Sakura, Naruto, Kisame, Kabuto, Orochimaru
Rating: Stupid. 8D
Word Count: 455
Description: The Uchiha brothers find their own secret weapons to use on each other--and Sai reads stories.
Note: For 101_kisses - 75) Candy; sweets
In the time he had spent together with Itachi, Kisame had seen many different, and almost disturbing at that, things about his partner. Itachi never failed to surprise him in anything he did. This time, apparently, would hardly be an exception.
“I’ve prepared my secret weapon for capturing Sasuke,” Itachi declared (out of nowhere, really).
Thoroughly confused, Kisame asked, “But Itachi-san, I thought we were thinking of ways to lure that kyuubi kid out?”
“…shut up. Anyway,” Itachi went on, “we’ll use candy as bait. Deidara says you have to use bait to lure out those cute, dim-witted little creatures.”
Kisame frowned. “Itachi-san, the fact that you’re taking advice from Deidara is more shocking to me than your misguided plan. And another thing, did you say your brother hates sweets?”
“…”
At that, Kisame was sure the mangekyou sharingan was indeed crippling Itachi. Just…not his eyes. Clearly, it was making him prematurely senile.
---
Throughout the duration of time they had spent together as mutual accomplices (he refused to call them all companions), Kabuto had learned that Sasuke was hardly someone to be trifled with. Perhaps it was that innate ability to avoid questioning that had caused the boy to grow up with such strange ideas in his head. That was Kabuto’s hypothesis at least.
“I’ll make a voodoo doll out of him and just poke his eyes out,” Sasuke mumbled to himself. “It’ll be my secret weapon.”
But then, even Kabuto had to suspect the prospect of premature senility.
“Who in hell are you going to find to make something like that?” he asked with a raised eyebrow. “And does your family have a history of premature senility?”
Sasuke glared darkly.
“Kabuto! You’ve hurt Sasuke-kun’s feelings!” Orochimaru chastised before turning to the dark haired boy with his trademark pedophilic grin. “I’ll just kiss it and make it better~”
“Get the hell away from me!”
---
Unfortunately for the world of shinobi, the last two survivors of the greatly renowned Uchiha clan were both lost to insanity (or so it seemed to those who surrounded them). And they had a major complex for each other-which simply made Sasuke’s ambition for restoring his clan a little unrealistic (after all, he has thought about his brother all along even when girls have been swarming him-what was that supposed to say?).
Then they met again and ran off together to a place were they could bicker happily for the rest of their lives.
---
“…Sai, that was by far the stupidest story about Sasuke-kun, I have ever heard,” Sakura declared with a frown.
“But you must admit the general idea isn’t wrong,” Sai chirped cheerfully in response. “Wouldn’t you agree, Naruto-kun?”
Naruto blinked.
“Well, I like candy.”
--- --- ---
A/N: As usual, my Naruto fics don't make any sense to me. 8D I just wanted to write dork!Itachi and dork!Sasuke, which is actually quite difficult to put in context. :/ Fail.
Fandom: Tenipuri
Title: Differentiation Error
Characters/Pairing: Kisarazucest (Atsushi x Ryou), Yanagisawa, Yuuta
Rating: PG
Word Count: 783
Description: Apparently, Yanagisawa had never met Atsushi's twin.
When Yanagisawa cheerfully proposed they should all (by “all,” he meant all their tennis club regulars-even if Mizuki had been more interested in curling his hair) get together and celebrate Atsushi’s birthday (da ne), the younger twin had flatly declined and stated he had promised to spend the day with his brother. Yuuta, for one, was hardly surprised. Even if he did not like to admit it, he probably would have done the same thing. The other regulars had shrugged and accepted the excuse, but Yanagisawa was determined. After all, he was so not letting his sparkly cone-shaped party hats go to waste! That was before he realized Mizuki had confiscated them and burned them out in the field.
By and by, that fateful November day came along and Atsushi had already packed his bags and prepared to go home. That had been his plan, of course, until a knock sounded at his door. Yanagisawa had not been able to see much over his teammate’s shoulder, but he definitely noted the swaying long hair of the visitor when he or she ecstatically hugged the younger twin before ushering him out of the dorm by the arm. Yanagisawa felt his jaw unhinge slightly. Atsushi, that bastard!
Yuuta was in the middle of reading a terribly interesting book his brother had lent him when loud and consistent obnoxious knocking sounded at the door. Irritation clearly plastered on his face, he stomped over to the door and yanked it open. “What do you want?!”
“Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutaaaaaa!”
And the next thing Yuuta knew, he was flat on his back and glaring up at his traumatized senpai. Scowling, he pushed the older boy off of him and demanded, “What?”
“Atsushi’s a liar da ne!” Yanagisawa accused, waving his arm frantically at the open door. “He said he was going to spend the day with his brother, but some girl just came to pick him up! He lied to get away from us da ne! He’s actually going out with his girlfriend!”
Yuuta rolled his eyes faintly and resisted the urge to snicker. He actually knew quite a bit about his Kisarazu-senpai, ever since the older boy had declared him the sole sane person among their ranks. They were confidents, and Yuuta knew well enough about Atsushi’s girlfriend.
“Don’t just stand there, we’ve got to go, da ne!”
That, unfortunately, did not stop Yanagisawa from dragging him out of his dorm room. Hanging his head, Yuuta sighed. He definitely did agree that he and Atsushi probably were the sole sane ones.
---
It had not been hard to track down Atsushi even though he had had a head start of several minutes to disappear about St. Rudolf. He had yet to lose the red headband before he left the dorm, and the brilliant red was a noticeable marker against all the various black heads swarming around him. Sticking his hands in his coat pockets, Yuuta let out a sigh while shifting onto one foot. At his side, Yanagisawa was indiscreetly hiding behind a tennis court light pole.
From what Yanagisawa could tell, Atsushi was being completely doted on. The longhaired figure beside him made sure their arms were linked and that their pace was nice and slow. Atsushi too, apparently, had been completely stuck on the love-love mode (he was sweeping snow out of his girlfriend’s hair-and that was worth many romantic plus points), Yanagisawa declared to the nonchalant second year who was yawning at his side.
They wandered around campus for a bit longer before pausing under a tree to chat idly. Yanagisawa was squinting, but he was sure that pair was slowly closing the gap between themselves. And then it was Atsushi who initiated the faint little kiss on the lips, Yanagisawa was shocked to discover. He had always thought Atsushi was the shy one! (Yuuta had snorted at this.)
Finally, Atsushi stepped out of the way, and his longhaired partner clearly came into view.
Yanagisawa blinked rapidly in confusion.
“Yuuta, my eyes are broken, da ne. I’m starting to see Atsushi’s face everywhere.”
“Oh yeah,” the second year began with an offhanded shrug, “guess I forgot to tell you: Kisarazu-senpai’s twin has long hair. He had long hair too when he first came, remember?”
Silence.
Yanagisawa banged his head against the wall.
“It’s like in my fantasies! A longhaired Atsushi da ne! Except he’s not a girl!”
Yuuta was disturbed.
“Uh… Please keep your fantasies to yourself.”
“I concur,” Atsushi said darkly, folding his arms from behind the other third year. At his side, his longhaired “girlfriend” extended his arm.
“I’m Kisarazu Ryou. Nice to meet you, Atsushi’s doubles partner.”
And Yuuta burst out laughing.
--- --- ---
A/N: I love Atsushi beyond all reason. 8D Unfortunately, not as much as my inane love for Kirihara, but still. Yuuta and Atsushi are so the sole sane ones on the St. Rudolf team. >D (Don't get me wrong, I love SeiRu. ♥) Well, about this...not too proud of it. Just kind of hit me out of nowhere, honestly. ^^V
...and I've already reached my limit! I'll be back with more Dgure again. And possibly a life to go with it.
I've been meaning to do something about how I organize this journal. e_e;