Fandom: Naruto
Title: Request and Re-Approach Chronicles
Pairing: gen; minor Itachi x Sasuke, Sasori x Deidara
Rating: G
Genre: Humor / Crack
Description: Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request.
Note: For
101_kisses - Theme 59) Cosplay / fancy dress; 68) Lullaby; 85) Teaching
(
Sasori's suffering.)
Fandom: Detective Conan
Title: Friendly Role-Play
Pairing: Kaito x Shinichi
Rating: PG
Word Count: 684
Description: Kaito tries something he's always wanted to try at Shinichi's expense.
“I’ve always wanted to try one of these!” Kaito exclaimed cheerfully, tugging eagerly at Shinichi’s blazer. “They actually look pretty cool.”
“That’s great and all,” Shinichi began grimly, an embarrassed blush crossing his face along with the annoyance that was practically creeping up the back of his neck, “but do you mind getting off of me?!”
Kaito blinked as if he had just realized he was sitting on Shinichi’s midsection while tugging on said teen’s school uniform. They were alone in the Kudou mansion, but Shinichi still had to be so touchy these kinds of situations. Kaito had to grin. Leaning over, he nipped playfully at the detective’s neck before moving to free him. “Shinichi, you’re so cute.”
“And you’re a pain,” Shinichi grumbled in response, covering his face with a hand to hide his blush. “What exactly do you want anyway?”
“Your clothes off,” Kaito chirped, holding his arms out expectantly.
A book flew at his face, but the thief fluidly dodged it.
“Pervert!”
Tapping the side of his face thoughtfully as he dodged another book Shinichi threw at him, Kaito commented to himself, “Maybe I should rephrase that… Ah, well anyway, I want to try your uniform!”
“Why?!” Shinichi demanded, face still heated from the last comment. He twitched when he realized he had thrown his treasured Holmes books at Kaito. Grudgingly, he edged his arm around the other teen in attempt to retrieve the books. Unfortunately for him, as always, Kaito neatly caught his wrist and pulled him up off the floor. Their faces were centimeters apart, like reflecting mirrors, then Kaito smiled mysteriously. Suddenly, Shinichi got that horrible feeling in his stomach again-the feeling that constantly told him when he was in a bad situation.
“Come on, Shinichi,” Kaito badgered with a playful grin. “I’ll let you try my gakuran.”
“No thanks,” Shinichi replied curtly, retrieving the books from the ground and turning away from Kaito. “I’m not interested.”
“Oh?” the other teen began in a sliding tone that made Shinichi halt. “Then maybe Ran-chan would be interested in hearing about how you demonstrated your flex-”
“Fine, fine!” Shinichi cut in embarrassment, pushing the book back into Kaito’s face. “You blackmailer.”
Delighted, Kaito ignored the other boy’s last words and pounced. Grinning wickedly, he said, “Consider it a thief’s training.”
“You do realize that saying that will just make me refuse you more, right?” Shinichi commented dryly when Kaito slipped an arm around his shoulders. Eventually, he sighed and gave in.
Stupid, manipulative, annoyingly attractive Kaito.
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“Surprisingly, it fits well,” Kaito said aloud, smoothing his hair into Shinichi’s hairstyle. Grinning, he commented, “We really must be twins in another dimension or something.”
“Your idea of a good time is what’s out of this dimension,” Shinichi replied stonily, tugging irritably at the collar of the gakuran. Kaito had mussed his hair until it was the exact image of his own. Looking into the mirror, Shinichi was almost disturbed by how much they looked like each other. Slightly blue in the face, he muttered to himself, “This is the weirdest cosplay ever.”
“Call it ‘role-play,’ Shinichi,” Kaito said with a nudge. Eyes glittering, a mischievous smile slowly spread across his face as he reached out to push Shinichi to the ground and slinking on top of him. In a completely wicked tone, he said, “Speaking of role-play… You said you wanted to be on top once, right, Shinichi? You want to defeat me?”
Face turning unspeakably red, Shinichi brought his hands up to cover his face. Mortified, he groaned, “I can’t believe you said something so embarrassing out loud! Are you crazy?! And, this is not what I had in mind! I was talking about detective work back then!”
“Right,” Kaito replied in disbelief, leaning over to capture the other boy’s lips. Smirking, he slipped on his best Shinichi-expression and whispered, “I feel like granting wishes today, Kaito.”
“Agh! Stop, it’s embarrassing!” Shinichi whined.
“Quiet, you’re acting out of character,” Kaito commented with a smirk.
“And you’re not?!”
Eventually the protests stopped, and their friendly little role-play game continued.
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A/N: Had this little idea / plot bunny stuck in my head for a while. x3 And now it's finally free~! XD