Steal him away?

[yuko_sworro]

A conversation between Sam and I just a few hours ago:

Sam: When you drive you could steal me away to Wal-Mart so I could buy the Darth Vader voice changer.
Me: You mean you want me to help you disobey mom?
Sam: Well, I just mean you could steal me away to Wal-Mart.
Me: Why would you think I would ever help you disobey mom?
Sam: You will, when you turn to the dark side.

I laughed. He laughed.