bee business
Today, I was outside smoking a cigarette and sipping my morning drip coffee, when I heard the familiar buzzing of our not so friendly neighborhood tormentor--the bee. Typically, I do the female thing and jump out of my seat, waving my hands frantically, while my voice goes up a pitch or two--but not this time. I was too fucking lazy to get up so I just watched the furry fucker. Luckily, my immobility paid off cuz what does he do?? The horny fuck lands on the cushion next to me and just starts humping the shit out of it. I mean this dude was going to town--fellow male bees everywhere would have been so proud. The little guy deserved a metal. Unfortunately, the bee did not have much in the way of stamina, and the show was over as quickly as it started. It was, however, the best 30 seconds of my day.