Bad Beer, Bad

[yukmonster]

why does beer like me so much? I feel as though I have been forthwright, told him i'm not interested in what his chilled chamber has to offer. He's so damn persistent. It must be me; beer must find all of this so fucking attractive, he is willing to wound his pride while in hot pursuit. Regardless, we made sweet, sweet, inter-species love last night, and I found that at 3 a.m., I was not able to play Rambo anymore, and pretty much soggied up all the pillows. So umm, sorry about that.

Beer: you have led me astray again you cunt face. Hey, don't be offended, beer knows its true.