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[yukmonster]

i think perhaps if i have to get up one more day, and be obligated to perform like a monkey one more day, i will cease to exist. I'm not entirely sure how my demise will come, but it will be my undoing. I would rape children, slaughter animals, beat old people, and saw of my own leg to be free of all of this.

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[megu]

Don't saw off your leg unless it's with a lightsaber, so you can cauterize it and remove it simultaneously.