Meme and a half.
HI. I am currently wearing one of my new pants and my not-so-very old boots, and a completely wtf-did-I-get-this shirt. I THINK I LOOK DECENT. Need to break other shoes in soon, they are hurtful. ALSO, COLD. FUCKING COLD. And it's my last day. I SHOULD WRITE BUT INSTEAD I AM STEALING MAH FILES and answering MEME. /random caps.
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Just saying.
I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: Mangoes.
2. Bakery: Hopia. Chinese stuff, goddamnit.
3. Meat: Jerky.
4. Frozen: Icecream.
5. Other goods: Babies.
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. Not too cold, not too hot location. You're allowed to bring 6 articles of clothing with you, shoes are a given. So, what's in your bag?
1. Socks.
2. Pants. Maybe jogging pants.
3. Shirt.
4. Underwear.
5. Handkerchief.
6. Shorts.
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "The fuck?"
2. "Hahahahahaha. No."
3. "Goddamnit."
4. "Yo."
5. "Hi!"
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. There is never a three hour block with nobody around. But okey, let's say there was. I'd be sleeping.
2. Reading.
3. Eating.
4. Online as usual.
5. Typesetting. No, really.
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. asmhfksahjfhad Penguins.
2. Some fluffy mammal or another.
3. BEARS.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Chocolate.
2. Double Dutch.
3. Rocky Road.
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. ID.
2. Photocopy of my birth certificate.
3. Wallet that has a gazillion and one pictures in it. (People give me their pictures. I have some ID pics of my own.)
4. Notebooks with my name on it.
5. Dildo Porn Credit card.
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Bum.
2. Public relations person.
3. Something in advertisement.
4. Genius. HEY, IT'S A JOB.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Stay away from that fag. He's not good for you.
2. Less nice, more bitch.
3. God, you are a stupid and annoying ho.
4. Hey, keep your weight down, bint.
I shall write that article, chewing on the treats sindapa/ravenel brought back for me from his short stay in Macau. ♥ Treats~~~ Also, I cut my nails reaaally short. I've been letting them grow out for a while, and the skin's starting to crawl under my nails. It is a little painful, but what is most annoying is that I am unused to typing with short nails now.
Also, I slept at 11:30pm last night. OH. I FORGOT ABOUT THE LUNAR ECLIPSE. Hahaha. But I've seen some before already, I guess I'll wait for the next one.
54%
Just saying.
I give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?
1. Produce: Mangoes.
2. Bakery: Hopia. Chinese stuff, goddamnit.
3. Meat: Jerky.
4. Frozen: Icecream.
5. Other goods: Babies.
Let's say we're heading out for a weekend getaway. Not too cold, not too hot location. You're allowed to bring 6 articles of clothing with you, shoes are a given. So, what's in your bag?
1. Socks.
2. Pants. Maybe jogging pants.
3. Shirt.
4. Underwear.
5. Handkerchief.
6. Shorts.
If I was to listen in on one of your conversations throughout the day, what 5 phrases or words would I be most likely to hear?
1. "The fuck?"
2. "Hahahahahaha. No."
3. "Goddamnit."
4. "Yo."
5. "Hi!"
Sweet, you just scored a whole afternoon to yourself. We're talking a 3 hour block with nobody around. What 5 activities might we find you doing?
1. There is never a three hour block with nobody around. But okey, let's say there was. I'd be sleeping.
2. Reading.
3. Eating.
4. Online as usual.
5. Typesetting. No, really.
We're going to the zoo. But, it looks like it could start storming, so it'll have to be a quick visit. What 3 exhibits do we have to get to?
1. asmhfksahjfhad Penguins.
2. Some fluffy mammal or another.
3. BEARS.
You're hungry for ice cream. I'll give you a triple dipper ice cream cone. What 3 flavors can I pile on for ya?
1. Chocolate.
2. Double Dutch.
3. Rocky Road.
Somebody stole your purse/wallet…in order to get it back, you have to name 5 things you know are inside to claim it. So, what's in there?
1. ID.
2. Photocopy of my birth certificate.
3. Wallet that has a gazillion and one pictures in it. (People give me their pictures. I have some ID pics of my own.)
4. Notebooks with my name on it.
5. Dildo Porn Credit card.
You are at a job fair, and asked what areas you are interested in pursuing a career in. Let's pretend you have every talent and ability to be whatever you wanted, so what 4 careers would be fun for you?
1. Bum.
2. Public relations person.
3. Something in advertisement.
4. Genius. HEY, IT'S A JOB.
If you could go back and talk to the old you, when you were in high school, and inform yourself of 4 things, what would you say?
1. Stay away from that fag. He's not good for you.
2. Less nice, more bitch.
3. God, you are a stupid and annoying ho.
4. Hey, keep your weight down, bint.
I shall write that article, chewing on the treats sindapa/ravenel brought back for me from his short stay in Macau. ♥ Treats~~~ Also, I cut my nails reaaally short. I've been letting them grow out for a while, and the skin's starting to crawl under my nails. It is a little painful, but what is most annoying is that I am unused to typing with short nails now.
Also, I slept at 11:30pm last night. OH. I FORGOT ABOUT THE LUNAR ECLIPSE. Hahaha. But I've seen some before already, I guess I'll wait for the next one.