Mooncake and hopia for the win.

[yukitsu]

My dad's such a dork. XDDDDD We have four mooncakes there, the mini ones, that are individually packed. Four different flavors.

Mom: *chuckle* So we all get one, and you don't get any, hm?
Dad: >_> I'm the one without any again?
Us: *laugh*
Mom: I was just kidding, Jared doesn't get any!
Dad: Ah, I know. You all get one, and then you all give me one fourth of your cake!
Me: ... You get a whole, in all flavors, huh?
Dad: :D :D :D *laugh*
Everyone: *laugh*
Dad: See? You get three-fourths, and I only get one-fourth! I am at a disadvantage!
Me: .... *snigger*
Dad: And this is how the government works!

Later---
Mom: My tummy hurts.
Dad: If your tummy hurts, I'll eat your mooncake for you.
Brother: How do we cut this all? D: I want all the flavors!
Dad: It's hard to cut it in fifths. *solemnly* So you should all give me one-fourth.

Edit: And he takes it seriously. We all gave him a fourth, and he's a happy dad. XD