I don't understand what kind of crack Johnny is on.
JE must be handing out drugs to its employees so they'd actually go along with the crazy shit Johnny (or his wife Mary or his daughter Julie?!?) puts them through. This drug theory can at least help explain the lack of any testosterone in Yasu (estrogen administration), Subaru's gradual growth into an old auntie (estrogen administration), Yamapi's boobs (estrogen & steroids combo), Ohno's pained expression (inhibitors of endorphin), Massu's never-changing face (botox) and the unbelievable beauty(?) of Ueda and the incredible sensuality(?!!) of Teggo (triple estrogen-boost administration). Kame's recent uglifications are probably due to the sudden halt in hormone therapy cuz Johnny waz maybe like 'unless you get ride of that hairy jungle down on your legs you can stop dreaming of becoming hotter than koda kumi'.
or maybe I just find Kame getting only slight less attractive because of all these skanky ho actions he's doing with koki:
koki: look into my eyes, baby
kame: ...koki, have you been using my eyeliner???
there's a lot more gay pics and magazine shoots and even JE shop photos that are available to the public through good old ktlove LJ community that you can hit up if you decide your life is missing some flaming flare.
Looking at the above nasty pics make me sad and nostalgic over old-time pure akakame.
this blurry, squinty-eyed awkward looking kame is so beautiful to me♥
My feeling towards their relationship is like (what I think) puppy love would be, a mixture of emotions - happiness, uncertainty, happiness, happiness, frustration, a whole lot of happiness, and unwavering optimism for the future and the whole world. *cue to EMO music*
(coughs)
so anyway,
aside from the new rounds of sexual harassement in JE,
this is the NEW stuff they are coming up with.
and I mean, really new
presenting,
new unit,
HEY! SAY! JUMP
This group is/was formulated on September 24th and includes
Hey! Say! BEST - Hikaru & Yabu from Yayayah and 3 other people that I don't know
Hey! Say! 7 - Yuuto and his very very recently debuted group
actually I don't really care about who's in it, but if you are real keen you can look them up yourself from the picture provided above
but really, didn't Hey! Say! 7 just debut like 3 months ago?
the formation of this new band only caused a string of questions (see below) yet to be answered, and a few acne along my T-zone cuz I worked so hard in trying to figure some of these quetiones out:
what's going on? why did JE break Ya-Ya-Yah up? how many little kids are in JE? is that Yuuto crying in the cap? why does the cap remind me so much of a spring trip rather than a band?? most importantly, does this mean I graduate to a senpai-band fan? will this bump T&T fans up to dai-senpai-band fans? but then Kinki Kids & SMAP fans will be like ancient fans........... ??
...I think it's time for me to go study for my midterm...