How to be made of win:
The BBC created a show in the 80's called Allo Allo. If you don't know what that is, you are uneducated and must go find it and watch it, and become educated.
One of the prevailing themes in the series is the story of the painting of the
Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.
As noted in the above entry (and why this is made of win): "Following his assistance with an event connected with the programme, the BBC presented the 6th Marquess of Bath with a specially commissioned copy of the Fallen Madonna which was hung alongside Old Masters in Bath's ancestral home, Longleat."
Lord Bath, I salute you and your magnificence!