Fucking hate those Fucking Cheerleaders!!!!
Okay so basically, my day started out pretty good. I had a work shift of 17:15 to 00:15. Which meant I could sleep in and all that wonderful stuff. So you know I slept in, showered, mom even took me shopping. all and all fun. And then i went to work and it went straight to hell. Basically I was working a cheerleader convention for those overly bitchy 15 year old cheerleaders. When the convention started, three eyes witnesses and fellow co-workers described it as being a human-cattle version of the Running of the Bulls in Spain. And then when I was in the control tower of course these teenage girls decide that they want a picture with RT and 3PO so they jump over the railing and everything so they can take pictures. Then when the get to the ride they go and hand off the dividing railing for the seat rows on the loading platforms until they fall off and then they just laugh and do it again. When my break finally came, about an hour or two after the convention had started I ended up hanging with the manager for a while as he's ranting about why are there so many injury reports coming over the radio? Well of course stupid cheerleaders in large masses! Oh and the fun part hadn't even come yet! The last hour, straight from hell. Basically this couple was on the ride and instead of fastening the seatbelt over their laps, the fastened them UNDER. That way they weren't strapped in. And they could and DID move and switch seats during the ride while it was in motion! So basically Marisol (co-worker) stopped the ride and the idiots get up and start knocking on the doors to try and figure out why the ride stopped. So happy manager Will goes in and tells them that they MUST wear a seatbelt and what not. When they tried to argue Will was all like, Yeah you need to leave this building now. They were pissed but oh the fuck well. Then a Protein spill causing a simulator to go down and have to relocate, not a big deal, but still. And then it's the final stretch nothing else can go wrong right? WRONG!!! Insert the smoke alarm for Sim 2 here! So basically the gate gets closed, the building entrance is sealed and all the guests are escorted out of the building by like four employees down ONE hallway. After they are out and the doors are closed is when the building alarm comes on. The perfect ending. Top that off with the fact that I was probably only surrounded by two competent people at work today that WEREN'T annoying as all hell. (Not counting in Manager cause he's nice) We had this one guy that was just kinda weird, he likes to rub his hand on my shoulder... and Marisol's too. That's kinda like What the Fuck! Also the doosh starts ranting about another cast member calling him the racial slure "Wigger!" (The white version of that 'N' word) So the guy who called him that, whose greatly annoying in his own right( and the one I've told you all reminds me of that annoying guy from Office Space) got all pissed, well DUH! And then there is this guy, Carlos. He's nice and all but geeze. It was like Patrice, one of the other senior cast members from this evening was all like "Save me please Nicole, we're surrounded by idiots" So I offered to buy her a soda, well Carlos was in the room and when I didn't offer one to him he was all like, Cause she's a girl right? Well Carlos, the arsehole who never askes heard from this stupid fuck at work that I'm lesbian (I don't have a problem with being called lesbian, even if I'm Bi and not fully onto girls) But it's the fact that I told this guy who was harrassing me to go out with him that I had a girl friend, he spread arround that I'm a lesbian, and Carlos is all like looking at me like I'll just make passes at any girl I'm nice too and then he asks me why I don't like guys and stuff like that. It's like I never told him that I was gay or straight, and it really is none of his business. If I want to offer a friend and fellow co-worker a soda, you don't have to think I'm fucking flirting with her just cause you think I'm some weirdo pervert who goes after anything with tits! Alright, well there is my nightly rant! Enjoy!