You and Your Big -Pretty- Mouth
Author: YukiBoo
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Romance, Fluff, AU
Length: Doubleshot
Summary: Jung Yunho is a spoiled brat with a temper. Kim Jaejoong is a librarian with an even worse temper. Yep opposites attract... but birds of the same feather clash.
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It was a rainy day. Piles of books were left unorganized and librarian, Kim Jaejoong, hasn't had lunch yet.
This is such a shitty day. He walked around the wide desk and walked straight to the direction of some books haphazardly left on a table. He was just about to take the books away when a booming voice stopped him in his tracks.
"Yah! What do you think you're doing?!" Exclaimed a voice from behind him. Jaejoong took a deep breath before turning around and facing the blockhead that just talked. Like, hello? What did it look like he was doing?
"You left the books on the table and I assu-" before he could finish, the raven haired beauty was interrupted by the same irritated voice.
"You assumed? Tch, well Mr. Librarian, I'm not done with this so you better go back to your desk and butt in some other person's business." The tall man walked over to Jaejoong and snatched the books off of his hands snottily.
That was the last straw, something in Jaejoong snapped.
He grabbed the nearest heavy book from a shelf and whacked the guy on the head. Hard.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" The ugly, ugly, oh so hideous guy turned back around and glared at Jaejoong with his sharp, small eyes. Ugly, ugly eyes. Jaejoong stepped closer to the infuriated male.
"You are asking me what. the. HELL?!" Jaejoong emphasized his words with harsh jabs at the man's chest. Ouch. He didn't want to admit it, but this douche bag's got some serious muscles. Maybe he should stop the poking before his broke a bone in his finger. The librarian unconsciously pouted and secretly rubbed his finger behind his back.
"Uh yes I asked you what the hell..." the guy regarded him with raised eyebrows.
"And what made you think I'd answer?" Jaejoong countered before walking away to return to his desk.
"YAH! You imbecile! Do you know who I am?!"
Jaejoong turned around and feigned interest. The dumbhead must've bought it.
"I am Jung Yunho, son of the owner of the school you're currently standing in." Yunho stated proudly.
Jaejoong gasped. Yunho smirked.
"Oh I'm sorry.... you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a FLYING FUCK!" Yunho's smirk dissolved as he marched over to the sassy librarian's desk.
"You don't have permission to treat me that way you little-"
"I can do whatever the hell I want! Go home Jung!" They didn't seem to notice that they were yelling. In a freaking library.
"Well," Yunho glanced at the smaller man's name tag, "Kim, I can do whatever I want as well and I am not going home." He stood in front of the desk, arms crossed as he looked at the librarian expectantly.
"My name's not Kim!! How did you even come up with that?!" He marched over to the bigger man and stood right in front him, glaring. He caught a glimpse of the clock behind the Jung brat and realized that It was time for him to go. Why was he even wasting his precious time talking with this bullhead?
Because you like looking at his face. Shut up brain. Listening to his oh so smooth voice. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
"Your name tag dumbhead." Yunho explained pulling on Jaejoong's nametag.
"How did you know this is my nametag? It could be someone else's you know!" Jaejoong yelled, batting the hands away before stalking over to the exit. Screw the unorganized books, he was going to explode if he didn't leave now.
"Yah! Why are you so cranky?! Are you pmsing or something?" Yunho called out before the other could fully leave the library.
"NO! Don't you- UGH well first of all, it's raining like crazy and I don't have a fucking umbrella. Second, I haven't had lunch yet and it's already 9 p.m. What are you even doing here at this time?! Oh and third, YOU showed up!" Why was he standing here explaining to the loaf head?
"Ok then go out with me, I'll treat you. Then I'll drive you back home." Jaejoong opened his mouth then closed it again. He spent a few moments gaping at the other as his brain tried to process what had just been said.
Is he asking me out? Jaejoong thought incredulously, no more like dictating me to go out with him.
"Your wallet better be full." The librarian stated calmly. He wasn't about to pass the chance for free food, no matter how idiotic the supplier may be.
"Is that a yes?" Yunho jogged up to his side.
"You know if you had brain tumor it would die of loneliness." He snapped, the annoyance still lingering.
"YAH!"
"So where's your car?"
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It's been two weeks since the library incident a.k.a the day that Kim Jaejoong wiped out Jung Yunho's wallet. Who knew that such a small man could fit all those food in his stomach? Yunho just had to show off and bring him to an expensive restaurant huh? Worse of all, the beauty wasn't even impressed. He just sat down and got to ordering the whole menu, gobbling Yunho's money away.
As you may have figured, yes, Jung Yunho was currently interested in the hot headed librarian. The guy was gorgeous and could keep up with Yunho's attitude. It was hard to find one of the likes these days.
It was nearing the end of the school year and everyone was busy preparing for the up coming carnival being held in school. Yunho figured that Jaejoong was probably part of the planning since he hasn't seen the other for a long time. Which was saying something as Yunho practically lived in the library these past two weeks.
A familiar mop of raven hair passed by Yunho and he immediately got up and followed, startling his half-asleep best friend, Park Yoochun.
"Hey Yunho what's the rush?"
"Sorry Chun I've got something to do, see you in class," he managed to utter hurriedly before continuing his chase on Kim Jaejoong.
"Yah, wait up!" The figure in front of him paused and stared at him.
"Why are you following me?" Jaejoong asked calmly. No sarcasm whatsoever.
Oh good mood. He must've eaten lunch, Yunho thought.
"I was uhh... um wondering err..." okay Yunho...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STUTTERING? Where did all your Jung smoothness go?! Just ask. GO. Yunho berated himself. Deciding that since he already made a fool of his face, why not go all the way?
"Wanna go to the carnival with me?" Yunho asked in one breath.
"Oh. Um." Jaejoong blinked cutely.
Is that a blush? Yunho gained his confidence back.
"Please?" He added with a soft smile on his face. Wow, an angry Kim Jaejoong and a non-angry Kim Jaejoong were so different. Of course he was attracted to both. But I think I'll want to keep him happy most of the time.
"Uh sure" Jaejoong answered, he promised his friend to go to the carnival with the first person who managed to ask him. That was actually why he was trying to stay away from people these days. He didn't expect Yunho to ask him though, seeing as how delightful their first meeting was.
"Great, I'll pick you up at 7 cutie," Yunho winked before walking away, leaving a flustered Jaejoong frozen on his spot.
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Part 2
Pairing: Yunjae
Genre: Romance, Fluff, AU
Length: Doubleshot
Summary: Jung Yunho is a spoiled brat with a temper. Kim Jaejoong is a librarian with an even worse temper. Yep opposites attract... but birds of the same feather clash.
♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥~ ♥
It was a rainy day. Piles of books were left unorganized and librarian, Kim Jaejoong, hasn't had lunch yet.
This is such a shitty day. He walked around the wide desk and walked straight to the direction of some books haphazardly left on a table. He was just about to take the books away when a booming voice stopped him in his tracks.
"Yah! What do you think you're doing?!" Exclaimed a voice from behind him. Jaejoong took a deep breath before turning around and facing the blockhead that just talked. Like, hello? What did it look like he was doing?
"You left the books on the table and I assu-" before he could finish, the raven haired beauty was interrupted by the same irritated voice.
"You assumed? Tch, well Mr. Librarian, I'm not done with this so you better go back to your desk and butt in some other person's business." The tall man walked over to Jaejoong and snatched the books off of his hands snottily.
That was the last straw, something in Jaejoong snapped.
He grabbed the nearest heavy book from a shelf and whacked the guy on the head. Hard.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" The ugly, ugly, oh so hideous guy turned back around and glared at Jaejoong with his sharp, small eyes. Ugly, ugly eyes. Jaejoong stepped closer to the infuriated male.
"You are asking me what. the. HELL?!" Jaejoong emphasized his words with harsh jabs at the man's chest. Ouch. He didn't want to admit it, but this douche bag's got some serious muscles. Maybe he should stop the poking before his broke a bone in his finger. The librarian unconsciously pouted and secretly rubbed his finger behind his back.
"Uh yes I asked you what the hell..." the guy regarded him with raised eyebrows.
"And what made you think I'd answer?" Jaejoong countered before walking away to return to his desk.
"YAH! You imbecile! Do you know who I am?!"
Jaejoong turned around and feigned interest. The dumbhead must've bought it.
"I am Jung Yunho, son of the owner of the school you're currently standing in." Yunho stated proudly.
Jaejoong gasped. Yunho smirked.
"Oh I'm sorry.... you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a FLYING FUCK!" Yunho's smirk dissolved as he marched over to the sassy librarian's desk.
"You don't have permission to treat me that way you little-"
"I can do whatever the hell I want! Go home Jung!" They didn't seem to notice that they were yelling. In a freaking library.
"Well," Yunho glanced at the smaller man's name tag, "Kim, I can do whatever I want as well and I am not going home." He stood in front of the desk, arms crossed as he looked at the librarian expectantly.
"My name's not Kim!! How did you even come up with that?!" He marched over to the bigger man and stood right in front him, glaring. He caught a glimpse of the clock behind the Jung brat and realized that It was time for him to go. Why was he even wasting his precious time talking with this bullhead?
Because you like looking at his face. Shut up brain. Listening to his oh so smooth voice. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.
"Your name tag dumbhead." Yunho explained pulling on Jaejoong's nametag.
"How did you know this is my nametag? It could be someone else's you know!" Jaejoong yelled, batting the hands away before stalking over to the exit. Screw the unorganized books, he was going to explode if he didn't leave now.
"Yah! Why are you so cranky?! Are you pmsing or something?" Yunho called out before the other could fully leave the library.
"NO! Don't you- UGH well first of all, it's raining like crazy and I don't have a fucking umbrella. Second, I haven't had lunch yet and it's already 9 p.m. What are you even doing here at this time?! Oh and third, YOU showed up!" Why was he standing here explaining to the loaf head?
"Ok then go out with me, I'll treat you. Then I'll drive you back home." Jaejoong opened his mouth then closed it again. He spent a few moments gaping at the other as his brain tried to process what had just been said.
Is he asking me out? Jaejoong thought incredulously, no more like dictating me to go out with him.
"Your wallet better be full." The librarian stated calmly. He wasn't about to pass the chance for free food, no matter how idiotic the supplier may be.
"Is that a yes?" Yunho jogged up to his side.
"You know if you had brain tumor it would die of loneliness." He snapped, the annoyance still lingering.
"YAH!"
"So where's your car?"
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It's been two weeks since the library incident a.k.a the day that Kim Jaejoong wiped out Jung Yunho's wallet. Who knew that such a small man could fit all those food in his stomach? Yunho just had to show off and bring him to an expensive restaurant huh? Worse of all, the beauty wasn't even impressed. He just sat down and got to ordering the whole menu, gobbling Yunho's money away.
As you may have figured, yes, Jung Yunho was currently interested in the hot headed librarian. The guy was gorgeous and could keep up with Yunho's attitude. It was hard to find one of the likes these days.
It was nearing the end of the school year and everyone was busy preparing for the up coming carnival being held in school. Yunho figured that Jaejoong was probably part of the planning since he hasn't seen the other for a long time. Which was saying something as Yunho practically lived in the library these past two weeks.
A familiar mop of raven hair passed by Yunho and he immediately got up and followed, startling his half-asleep best friend, Park Yoochun.
"Hey Yunho what's the rush?"
"Sorry Chun I've got something to do, see you in class," he managed to utter hurriedly before continuing his chase on Kim Jaejoong.
"Yah, wait up!" The figure in front of him paused and stared at him.
"Why are you following me?" Jaejoong asked calmly. No sarcasm whatsoever.
Oh good mood. He must've eaten lunch, Yunho thought.
"I was uhh... um wondering err..." okay Yunho...WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STUTTERING? Where did all your Jung smoothness go?! Just ask. GO. Yunho berated himself. Deciding that since he already made a fool of his face, why not go all the way?
"Wanna go to the carnival with me?" Yunho asked in one breath.
"Oh. Um." Jaejoong blinked cutely.
Is that a blush? Yunho gained his confidence back.
"Please?" He added with a soft smile on his face. Wow, an angry Kim Jaejoong and a non-angry Kim Jaejoong were so different. Of course he was attracted to both. But I think I'll want to keep him happy most of the time.
"Uh sure" Jaejoong answered, he promised his friend to go to the carnival with the first person who managed to ask him. That was actually why he was trying to stay away from people these days. He didn't expect Yunho to ask him though, seeing as how delightful their first meeting was.
"Great, I'll pick you up at 7 cutie," Yunho winked before walking away, leaving a flustered Jaejoong frozen on his spot.
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Part 2