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May 09, 2009 13:17

I forgot exactly how much I hate fish.

I'm fish-sitting for my friend and she has a bajillion fish. I haven't been able to feed the fish for a while because I couldn't get inside the building (oh glorious ring of keys). I got into the apartment last night to find out that four fish worth $50 each had died. First off, why buy fish that expensive and then put them in a tank that was sketchily set up, and they weren't properly introduced into the water?! Not my fault. All the beta fish were alive. Fuck you, expensive goldfish.

As a child, my goldfish ate each other, and then the winner died because it stuck its head into a tiny window in the castle. Then I got a beta fish and it lodged its head between two rocks. I caught it the first time and dislodged it. The second time, it was successful in its attempts.

I hate fish.
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