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Facts.
1. Nagato Yuki never goes to the dentist because her teeth are unbreakable. Her enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
2. A man once taunted Nagato Yuki with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Nagato Yuki proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
3. The Nagato Yuki military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Nagato Yuki could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
4. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Nagato Yuki while she was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
5. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Nagato Yuki.
6. Nagato Yuki always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
7. Nagato Yuki owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
8. The last digit of pi is Nagato Yuki. She is the end of all things.
9. Nagato Yuki actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
10. Nagato Yuki got a perfect score on her SAT's, simply by writing Nagato Yuki for every answer.
Who is Raymond.
((OOC: The hilarious thing is that most of these are canonically plausible. :Dd))
1. Nagato Yuki never goes to the dentist because her teeth are unbreakable. Her enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
2. A man once taunted Nagato Yuki with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Nagato Yuki proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man in one deft move.
3. The Nagato Yuki military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Nagato Yuki could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
4. Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Nagato Yuki while she was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
5. Everybody loves Raymond. Except Nagato Yuki.
6. Nagato Yuki always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
7. Nagato Yuki owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
8. The last digit of pi is Nagato Yuki. She is the end of all things.
9. Nagato Yuki actually owns IBM. It was an extremely hostile takeover.
10. Nagato Yuki got a perfect score on her SAT's, simply by writing Nagato Yuki for every answer.
Who is Raymond.
((OOC: The hilarious thing is that most of these are canonically plausible. :Dd))