Anita Blake Drabbles
I wrote 10, count them, 10 drabbles last night. The theme was "an evening at Guilty Pleasures" (a male strip joint with mostly vampire and lycanthrope strippers)
so i wrote a series with an odd pairing... go figure... yuki wrote an odd pairing.
Title: Perhaps
Author: Something Like Human
Team: Humans
Word Count: 100 each or 1000 totalRating: NC17 - there be smut here
Characters: Larry/Jason (two for Larry, two for Jason, etc)
“So this is what Guilty Pleasures looks like on the inside,” I said to Anita as we walked in the club. She was stopping in to do something before we went to murder scene. It was only some bones with teeth marks on them; she wanted to test me to see if I could tell the difference between animal and were-animal teeth.
“Wait here,” she stated as she left me in the lobby while she let herself into Jean-Claude’s office. I was left alone and bored in a lobby full of male strippers. I tried not to look at anyone.
#
“Hey! Larry!” I heard a familiar voice call. I turned in time to see Jason walking towards me. My greeting stopped in my throat when I realized what he wasn’t wearing. I honestly don’t know what it was he was wearing because all I saw was skin. Or more precisely how his muscles moved under his skin.
The werewolf chuckled and cranked up the stripper strut as he walked towards me. Great, he noticed that I, well, noticed him, in that way. Damn, my face was hot from blushing. I thought that I’d gotten over guys in college.
“Um, Hi.”
##
Oh man, that poor guy was so turned on right now that the whole room could tell which way he swung. Okay, so he was married, so it would technically be which ways he swung. Good thing he was really cute when he blushed brighter red than his hair.
He shifted nervously back and forth where he stood. I had seen him walk in with Anita and it was that time of night, meaning that we had just enough time to have a little fun ourselves.
“It’s crowded out here; you wanna go back to the quiet room with me?”
###
He briefly scanned the growing number of strippers walking through the lobby. He nodded and quickly followed me through the building. The more people we passed, the closer he walked next to me. He’s definitely Anita’s protégé: sticking close to the monster he knows and whatnot.
I stopped at the door to the quiet room and Larry ran into me. He apologized but his breath was a little too shallow and I could hear his heart racing in his chest. He continued blushing but at least trying to look me in the eye and not stare at my beautiful body.
####
Standing that close to Jason, I could feel the heat rolling off all that naked flesh. Whoa there, I should slow this down considering that I’m newly married. We’ll just go in the room to talk until Anita is done with whatever she’s doing. Tammy won’t even have to know.
Hell, who am I kidding? We both know exactly what is going to happen when we go in the quiet room. The same thing that happened when I got Tammy alone, only this time, no chance of pregnancy. I needed some uncomplicated sex in my life. Plus, Jason was hot.
#####
I started shedding my clothing as soon as he locked the door behind us. “So do we have enough time to do this properly or do you want something fast and dirty?”
Jason howled with laughter. “What do you think’s going on in the boss’ office right now? We’ve got time. But if I had a choice, I’d say, properly dirty!”
I licked my lips anticipatorily. My hands were itching to touch his smooth skin. “Got some lube?”
“Body oil?” I nodded and grabbed it out of his hand. By the time I got bottle open, he was completely naked.
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Damn he moves fast, but I’m not complaining. Hell, I’ll never complain as long as I’m pushed up against the wall getting a skilled hand job. I don’t normally go for guys but life at Guilty Pleasures had been hectic lately so I wanted any attention I could get.
I groaned when pressed his own erection next to mine and started stroking both of them together with his hands. I licked my fingers and then quickly one to toy with his opening. When he gasped, I grabbed his head with my other hand to pull him in for a kiss.
#######
By the time I got my finger in him, he was squirming so badly he could barely stand. I lifted him up and dropped us both down on a couch. Larry’s hands snaked out from between our bodies to grasp my hips. We trust against each other seeking the friction that would help bring our release.
I trailed my hands up his body to wrap around his shoulders. I nipped at his tongue hard enough to draw some blood. I may not like a lot of pain with my sex, but a little goes a long way for this puppy.
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I could taste blood in my mouth. Jason bit me! Although, I admit it wasn’t an altogether unpleasant thing. The little drop of blood seemed to really turn him on more. He was thrusting harder against me and I tried to keep up. He was making guttural noises in his throat as he kissed his way down my jaw line. I was chanting “Yes, yes, god yes” over and over again.
All too soon, the frantic thrusting turned into orgasms. I lay beneath him panting and covered in semen. He chuckled and gave me a wide grin before he rolled off of me.
#########
His bare feet padded over to some shelves where he snagged me a towel. I caught it as he tossed it to me and used to it clean myself up. This is why oral sex is easier: there’s less clean up. Well, Jason did say he wanted it dirty.
I put my clothes back on as he lounged in a chair grinning at me. “We should do this again,” he finally said.
“Not now, I’ve got a body to examine.”
“No, just the next time you’re in the neighborhood,” he clarified giving me an exaggerated wink.
“Perhaps.”
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so i wrote a series with an odd pairing... go figure... yuki wrote an odd pairing.
Title: Perhaps
Author: Something Like Human
Team: Humans
Word Count: 100 each or 1000 totalRating: NC17 - there be smut here
Characters: Larry/Jason (two for Larry, two for Jason, etc)
“So this is what Guilty Pleasures looks like on the inside,” I said to Anita as we walked in the club. She was stopping in to do something before we went to murder scene. It was only some bones with teeth marks on them; she wanted to test me to see if I could tell the difference between animal and were-animal teeth.
“Wait here,” she stated as she left me in the lobby while she let herself into Jean-Claude’s office. I was left alone and bored in a lobby full of male strippers. I tried not to look at anyone.
#
“Hey! Larry!” I heard a familiar voice call. I turned in time to see Jason walking towards me. My greeting stopped in my throat when I realized what he wasn’t wearing. I honestly don’t know what it was he was wearing because all I saw was skin. Or more precisely how his muscles moved under his skin.
The werewolf chuckled and cranked up the stripper strut as he walked towards me. Great, he noticed that I, well, noticed him, in that way. Damn, my face was hot from blushing. I thought that I’d gotten over guys in college.
“Um, Hi.”
##
Oh man, that poor guy was so turned on right now that the whole room could tell which way he swung. Okay, so he was married, so it would technically be which ways he swung. Good thing he was really cute when he blushed brighter red than his hair.
He shifted nervously back and forth where he stood. I had seen him walk in with Anita and it was that time of night, meaning that we had just enough time to have a little fun ourselves.
“It’s crowded out here; you wanna go back to the quiet room with me?”
###
He briefly scanned the growing number of strippers walking through the lobby. He nodded and quickly followed me through the building. The more people we passed, the closer he walked next to me. He’s definitely Anita’s protégé: sticking close to the monster he knows and whatnot.
I stopped at the door to the quiet room and Larry ran into me. He apologized but his breath was a little too shallow and I could hear his heart racing in his chest. He continued blushing but at least trying to look me in the eye and not stare at my beautiful body.
####
Standing that close to Jason, I could feel the heat rolling off all that naked flesh. Whoa there, I should slow this down considering that I’m newly married. We’ll just go in the room to talk until Anita is done with whatever she’s doing. Tammy won’t even have to know.
Hell, who am I kidding? We both know exactly what is going to happen when we go in the quiet room. The same thing that happened when I got Tammy alone, only this time, no chance of pregnancy. I needed some uncomplicated sex in my life. Plus, Jason was hot.
#####
I started shedding my clothing as soon as he locked the door behind us. “So do we have enough time to do this properly or do you want something fast and dirty?”
Jason howled with laughter. “What do you think’s going on in the boss’ office right now? We’ve got time. But if I had a choice, I’d say, properly dirty!”
I licked my lips anticipatorily. My hands were itching to touch his smooth skin. “Got some lube?”
“Body oil?” I nodded and grabbed it out of his hand. By the time I got bottle open, he was completely naked.
######
Damn he moves fast, but I’m not complaining. Hell, I’ll never complain as long as I’m pushed up against the wall getting a skilled hand job. I don’t normally go for guys but life at Guilty Pleasures had been hectic lately so I wanted any attention I could get.
I groaned when pressed his own erection next to mine and started stroking both of them together with his hands. I licked my fingers and then quickly one to toy with his opening. When he gasped, I grabbed his head with my other hand to pull him in for a kiss.
#######
By the time I got my finger in him, he was squirming so badly he could barely stand. I lifted him up and dropped us both down on a couch. Larry’s hands snaked out from between our bodies to grasp my hips. We trust against each other seeking the friction that would help bring our release.
I trailed my hands up his body to wrap around his shoulders. I nipped at his tongue hard enough to draw some blood. I may not like a lot of pain with my sex, but a little goes a long way for this puppy.
########
I could taste blood in my mouth. Jason bit me! Although, I admit it wasn’t an altogether unpleasant thing. The little drop of blood seemed to really turn him on more. He was thrusting harder against me and I tried to keep up. He was making guttural noises in his throat as he kissed his way down my jaw line. I was chanting “Yes, yes, god yes” over and over again.
All too soon, the frantic thrusting turned into orgasms. I lay beneath him panting and covered in semen. He chuckled and gave me a wide grin before he rolled off of me.
#########
His bare feet padded over to some shelves where he snagged me a towel. I caught it as he tossed it to me and used to it clean myself up. This is why oral sex is easier: there’s less clean up. Well, Jason did say he wanted it dirty.
I put my clothes back on as he lounged in a chair grinning at me. “We should do this again,” he finally said.
“Not now, I’ve got a body to examine.”
“No, just the next time you’re in the neighborhood,” he clarified giving me an exaggerated wink.
“Perhaps.”
##########