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[Private]
Hmm... perhaps a total surprise isn't the best idea for a woman who's about to drop a kid. I'll use a light touch.
[Filtered from Marik (and anyone who warns him will get incurable hives!)]
EVERYONE, THE TIME IS FINALLY HERE! IT'S MARIK'S BABY SHOWER! WE ALL LOVE HIM, AND HE'S ABOUT READY TO POP, SO SHOW YOUR LOVE AND GET YOUR ASSES TO THE SPARE BALLROOM AT [directions], CHOP-CHOP! AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER HAVE GIFTS!
[Private to Marik]
Hey sweetie, can you do me a favor? Wear something pretty and comfortable and come to the spare ballroom in two hours? And try to act surprised.
Hmm... perhaps a total surprise isn't the best idea for a woman who's about to drop a kid. I'll use a light touch.
[Filtered from Marik (and anyone who warns him will get incurable hives!)]
EVERYONE, THE TIME IS FINALLY HERE! IT'S MARIK'S BABY SHOWER! WE ALL LOVE HIM, AND HE'S ABOUT READY TO POP, SO SHOW YOUR LOVE AND GET YOUR ASSES TO THE SPARE BALLROOM AT [directions], CHOP-CHOP! AND YOU DAMN WELL BETTER HAVE GIFTS!
[Private to Marik]
Hey sweetie, can you do me a favor? Wear something pretty and comfortable and come to the spare ballroom in two hours? And try to act surprised.