Coffins for sale
- Why don't you want to buy coffins, why?, - a young and pretty girl was wailing with her pleading voice.
- You can't even imagine how styly it looks when three girls in ghosts' costumes stand from those coffins and spin around the room!!! You'll catch the point soon! Every respected place must have its own coffins! Don't you be too late with your understanding of the point, I'm leaving! Imagine: you don't have to visit the coffin maker, to busy yourself with upholstering it with white fabric, to arrange about a car to deliver it to your place through the city, it is very hard to find such a car you know! Right now, these brain new (used only once!) coffins are in front of your club, ready to use, delivered for you specially and you don't wanna take them?! You can even use them after!...
- Excuse me, what for do I need them after?, - I asked her leerily.
- For another Halloween, of course!
- Ok, how much do you want? - I asked her almost humbled.
- 100$. Each. For 300$ only you'll own the best three coffins in the world, everybody needs them coffins... - and she went on with singing her song from the very beginning even with more enthusiasm. Maybe my experience in club business is not that big as I thought? I must be inadequate a little bit:) Or maybe I simply grudged the money?...
- You can't even imagine how styly it looks when three girls in ghosts' costumes stand from those coffins and spin around the room!!! You'll catch the point soon! Every respected place must have its own coffins! Don't you be too late with your understanding of the point, I'm leaving! Imagine: you don't have to visit the coffin maker, to busy yourself with upholstering it with white fabric, to arrange about a car to deliver it to your place through the city, it is very hard to find such a car you know! Right now, these brain new (used only once!) coffins are in front of your club, ready to use, delivered for you specially and you don't wanna take them?! You can even use them after!...
- Excuse me, what for do I need them after?, - I asked her leerily.
- For another Halloween, of course!
- Ok, how much do you want? - I asked her almost humbled.
- 100$. Each. For 300$ only you'll own the best three coffins in the world, everybody needs them coffins... - and she went on with singing her song from the very beginning even with more enthusiasm. Maybe my experience in club business is not that big as I thought? I must be inadequate a little bit:) Or maybe I simply grudged the money?...