One-shot: Of skirts and cones { ReitaxRuki }
Title: One-shot: Of skirts and cones { ReitaxRuki }
Author: yujira
Pairing: ReitaxRuki
Rated: PG-15
Genre: romance, crack
Warnings: English is not my first language. Also, first attempt to make a crack fic so...
Summary: Quick steps and Ruki was in front of Reita again, suddenly grabbing the area between his legs and Reita inhaled sharply at the rough touch. ''But that means... no ass of mine till you decide to wear that costume.''
Disclaimer: Actually they're just making out on my be- Yeah alright, I don't own them, never have, never will. *sniff*
Comments: Well... I hope you like this :'D
''Whatcha doing Ru?''
Reita looked over the small vocalist's shoulder whose upper body was bent over a piece of paper, blocking the blond's view with his brown fuzzy head. ''I'm almost ready.'', Ruki responded in a cheerful voice and for a few seconds he stopped scribbling, drawing, whatever he was doing with that paper to suck on the end of his pencil. Reita gulped when a popping sound was heard and Ruki continued his work. After only a few more moments he was done and let out a satisfied sigh, leaning back so that Reita could take a look on the white sheet.
''You're already working on our new outfits?'' ''Yup.'' Ruki turned his head and grinned at the elder who had an amused expression on his face. ''So Uruha's going back to be more girly again? Well he was telling me that he missed those shorts he'd been wearing years ago. But don't you think...'' -Reita leaned closer and rested his head on Ruki's shoulder to examine the paper better- ''That that skirt is a bit... too much? He is a man after all and I also don't see any kind of pants un-'' ''Who said that this costume was for Uruha?''
Ruki tried to keep his voice innocent and not add any amusement into it, which was quite hard if you looked at the puzzled gaze the other was giving him now. ''Huh? Well who else would be wearing those clothes?'' ''Hmm let me give you a hint...'', Ruki hotly breathed into Reita's ear, feeling him shudder to his satisfaction. He grabbed the drawing item again and started to give the costume a body. Legs, arms, a head... not adding hair to it to make Reita groan in confusion.
''Ah! I forgot the most important thing.'' He quickly drew two vertical lines across the face. ''There, it's finished.'' But suddenly the weight on his shoulder was gone and Ruki turned his head, instantly covering his mouth with both of his hands to not burst out laughing at the sight of Reita. The bassist was a few steps away from him now, sitting on the ground and gawking at him with a mouth a la goldfish.
''You okay there Reirei?''
Ruki kept staring at the blond, patiently waiting for him to to find his sanity and fortunately his wish was granted after twenty minutes. Twenty. Reita's dumbfounded expression changed into furrowed eye brows and death glares he was shooting now at the brunette while trying to regain his composure again. ''I really hope. For your physical well-being. That this is a joke.'' Ruki couldn't help but chuckle at the words that were supposed to scare him from the venom dripping from them. He got up from his chair and bounced to Reita, looking up at him with big blue baby eyes. ''But Rei-chan, you would never hurt me. Right? Riiiiiiight?'' Reita swallowed as Ruki started to play with his necklace, finger tips lightly touching his collarbone while chewing on his lower lip. He then stood on his tip-toes, his moist lips brushing from Reita's chin up to his ear and the bassist instantly wrapped his arms around the vocalist's small figure. A soft nibble on his ear lobe, his hands being redirected to Ruki's butt and Reita's eyes closed in pleasure.But the brunette's next words erased the whole erotic aura surrounding the two.
''You are. Going to wear that skirt, baby.''
Before the blond had the chance to push the other away, Ruki quickly jumped backwards, a devilish grin playing on his sinful lips.
''In the end, I'm the one who decides for the clothes. There's nothing you can do about it, Reirei.''
''In case you've forgotten Ruru, you're not even half as strong as me, I'd really like to see you trying getting me into that belt.''
''So this is your final answer? No matter what consequences there might be?''
''I'm sure I'll survive it.''
''Cocky, aren't we? ... well alright.'' Quick steps and Ruki was in front of Reita again, suddenly grabbing the area between his legs and Reita inhaled sharply at the rough touch.
''But that means... no ass of mine till you decide to wear that costume.''
The blond had expected anything but this. This... was simply called torture. Ruki kept rubbing his groin through the black pants and as much as Reita just wanted to thrust against that hand, he stopped the action by grabbing the brunette's wrist and pulling it up. Otherwise his mind would've been too mushy with lust to ask the other if he was out of his mind. But of course, Reita wouldn't admit to the midget, that not getting any Ruki was worse than starving for three weeks.
''I can't see that happening. You're too much of a horny bastard to survive even a weekend without me.''
''Ah, it's not like I'm not going to get any if I feel like it.'' The blond raised an eye brow at this.
''What, you're going to entertain yourself with some slut then?''
''Nope. But Aoi and Uruha kept asking me in the past if I was in for a three-some and now... if I get too horny, I know those two will take good care of me.''
''You wouldn't.''
''Watch me.''
With that said, Ruki turned around in a cute manner and hopped away, leaving Reita alone in his apartment. The first thing the blond did was grab that damn sketch, scrunch it up and light it up with a lighter of his, hoping that this was enough to erase his problem. But all his hopes were destroyed as his phone vibrated and he looked at it to see a message with Ruki's name on the display, instantly guessing that this was no good sign. And he was right.
Oh yeah, just in case you already got rid of that paper, there's no reason to celebrate yet. It was only a copy, I drew the original quite a while ago and already discussed it with the staff. There's no escape. ^.^ See you on monday then, have a nice weekend with Mr. Hand.♥ Kisses, Ruki.
Not only the message but also the fact that he still had that hard on now from Ruki's damn touches made the bassist grit his teeth and a dangerous, almost animal like sounding growl escaped his throat.
And for a moment, Reita wondered what would happen if he tried to light up his mobile phone as well.
Monday came and he very frustrated Reita made his way inside the company's building for band practice. He had tried to cover the bags under his eyes with make up but the lack of sleep was still visible on the blond's face and the way he lazily shuffled to their band's practice room. He didn't think he had gotten used to Ruki's body sleeping beside him so much, that he wasn't able to find an hour of sleep alone. So he had gotten up extra early, hoping that he would be the first to arrive, and hoping that Ruki would be late again as he always was. But unfortunately not today. As he opened the door to their room, he was met by a grinning fucking ray of sunshine named Ruki. He groaned and covered his eyes for a moment before stepping in, trying to ignore the other's presence. But of course, the vocalist wouldn't let him have his way. He quickly got up from the couch to stand in front of his lover, their body's slighty touching at the closeness and Reita mentally cursed as he fought against the strong urge to just throw the midget back on the couch and fuck him senseless.
At least he cannot see inside my head.
''Sexually frustrated much, Reirei? You're not even able to hide how much you want me right now, huh?'' And Ruki took a step forward, pressing their warm bodies together and smiling at the other's tormented expression. Reita tried to back away but his back was met with a blank wall after only a few steps, Ruki following him so that there would be no escape. Well it wasn't like the blond couldn't just push away the younger since he was way stronger but something about the way the vocalist gazed at him and the way their clothed bodies slightly rubbed against each other made Reita unable to move. And he mentally slapped himself for being such a fucking weakling when it came to the brunette. And Ruki was more than aware of that fact.
''Sooo....'' Ruki raised one of his small hands to run the finger tips across the side of the other's neck, smirking as he received a small shudder. ''Changed your mind yet? I hope you've been missing me these past days.''
''You have no idea.'' Reita tried to keep his gaze on the ceiling, forgetting that it would give the brunette only more access to his neck and as he suddenly felt plush lips on his pulse, he couldn't help but moan just a little. The shorter man smirked against the soft skin, sucking a little on the sensitive spot before trailing his tongue up to Reita's ear lobe to give it a small nip. The blond hissed and his hands reached up to tangle themselves in the brunette's hair, slightly tugging on a few strands. He lowered his head to capture the other's lips but Ruki covered his mouth with a hand before he was able to.
''Ah ah ah, what did I tell you?''
''Then tell me what the hell are you doing?'', Reita spoke against the hand.
''These are my rules. Just trying to get you even more horny and give up finally?'', Ruki responded with a sweet smile on his lips.
''Come on Reita, it's not like you've never worn a skirt before.''
''I had pants underneath, you know.''
''I'll allow you leggings then.''
''God, you're impossible.''
Reita sighed at the pleading look Ruki was giving him now, feeling the last bits of his manliness slowly crumble at the sight. R.I.P. manly and insanely cool Reita. Ruki's smile returned as he saw the defeat reflecting in the blond's orbs and he planted a short but sweet kiss on the other's lips, surprising him with the gentle action.
''Good. That was actually easier than expected. Now I don't have to flirt with Ruha anymore to get you jealous.'' The blond shot a glare at him but Ruki took his hand, squeezing it reassuringly to calm him down.
''Come on, it's not like I really would've slept with them. You should know me better than that.'', he pouted. ''Anyway but you don't have to worry. It's not like you're going to be the only one with a big change. Trust me, we are going to look sexy while the others... yeah, you'll see. They'll have to suffer just to make you feel a bit better about your clothes.'' An evil grin spread on his face and Reita couldn't help but feel already sorry for his band mates. If his outfit was supposed to be sexy, then he really didn't want to know what the others would wear. A potato sack? No way.
''So now that I agreed to that ridiculous outfit... your ass is mine again, right?''
And before the brunette could give him an answer, Reita had them both turn around, pinning the younger to the wall now and kissing him hungrily. ''Hnnn... not... not h-here...'' But Ruki's protests were swallowed by Reita's skilled tongue, his hands roaming over the small body until they had found their way to his belt. He quickly took off the pants and made Ruki wrap his legs around his hips, attaching his mouth to the pale neck and making sure to leave some marks behind. More clothes joined Ruki's pants on the ground and both men panted heavily from the lust and pleasure clouding their mind. But suddenly, the door to their room was opened and both bodies froze, heads slowly turning to meet the drummer's gaze.
''I... I think I need a coffee.'' With that, the door was shut loudly and the two heard Kai quickly walking away. The two horny men looked at each other before bursting out laughing.
''God, Kai must've really gotten used to this. He didn't even even bother to screech or cover his eyes this time!''
''Well at least we still have our underwear on.''
''Yeah. I have. You not anymore, Reirei.''
''... Fuck this.''
Two weeks passed, with a happy Ruki staying over at Reita's apartment and a horny Reita being able to pound the brunette into the mattress again, several times each night. But then, the dreadful day came. Ruki had stayed shut about the others costumes and he had also insisted for them to wear a blindfold while putting the clothes on since he wanted to make it a surprise. Surprise my ass, Reita thought as he walked down the corridor with Ruki to the other dressing room where Aoi, Uruha and Kai were being put on their costumes. Since they couldn't see anything, the staff would have to help them. But he still didn't understand why'd they have to change in different rooms. The blond looked down at himself and almost let a whine escape. Iwon'tcryIwon'tcryI'mfuckingnotgoingtocry, this is manly, this is-
''Ruuuuuuuuuki, I'm wearing a fuckin' girl's school uniform!'' He shook his head and covered his face dramatically, the other blond gently patting his back to comfort him. ''Come on, you know it's not that bad. And look, I'm no better, I'm a fucking cat with a skirt, alright!'' He pointed to the purple cat ears on top of his now bleached hair and grabbed the fluffy tail to tickle Reita's cheek with it. Reita chuckled at Ruki's tone and the vocalist smiled up at him. ''But those ears make you actually look sexy, Ru.'' He put a hand on the other's butt and squeezed it just a little to emphasize his words, grinning as he saw a light blush creeping on Ruki's pale cheeks.
''Trust me, once you see the other outfits you'll thank me for wearing a skirt.'' But before the bassist could answer, a high pitched cry echoed from the other end of the corridor, making Reita jerk in surprise.
''What the fuck is this! A potato sack!? REALLY!? And what's up with that print 'I like cones'!? I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU, RUKI!''
No fucking way....I was...right..? Reita gaped at Ruki, who only returned his dumbstruck look with a big grin of his.
''I think that was Uruha.''
Yeah... lol I don't even know what to say XD This is pretty random and I guess I have to thank needtoeat because I got the idea when going to her channel and looking at an old Gaze photo with Reita in a skirt. Though I actually have that photo on my computer, I never spent so much thought on it till now... x'DD So, I had a lot of fun writing this. And I hope I didn't fail too much... I have to say that I like Ruki in here... wrapping Reita around his finger, that weakling heh.. ahh but now, I'd really love to see Ruru wearing those cat ears and tail... and Reirei >///>
Anyway, I hope you liked it, comments are ♥
Author: yujira
Pairing: ReitaxRuki
Rated: PG-15
Genre: romance, crack
Warnings: English is not my first language. Also, first attempt to make a crack fic so...
Summary: Quick steps and Ruki was in front of Reita again, suddenly grabbing the area between his legs and Reita inhaled sharply at the rough touch. ''But that means... no ass of mine till you decide to wear that costume.''
Disclaimer: Actually they're just making out on my be- Yeah alright, I don't own them, never have, never will. *sniff*
Comments: Well... I hope you like this :'D
''Whatcha doing Ru?''
Reita looked over the small vocalist's shoulder whose upper body was bent over a piece of paper, blocking the blond's view with his brown fuzzy head. ''I'm almost ready.'', Ruki responded in a cheerful voice and for a few seconds he stopped scribbling, drawing, whatever he was doing with that paper to suck on the end of his pencil. Reita gulped when a popping sound was heard and Ruki continued his work. After only a few more moments he was done and let out a satisfied sigh, leaning back so that Reita could take a look on the white sheet.
''You're already working on our new outfits?'' ''Yup.'' Ruki turned his head and grinned at the elder who had an amused expression on his face. ''So Uruha's going back to be more girly again? Well he was telling me that he missed those shorts he'd been wearing years ago. But don't you think...'' -Reita leaned closer and rested his head on Ruki's shoulder to examine the paper better- ''That that skirt is a bit... too much? He is a man after all and I also don't see any kind of pants un-'' ''Who said that this costume was for Uruha?''
Ruki tried to keep his voice innocent and not add any amusement into it, which was quite hard if you looked at the puzzled gaze the other was giving him now. ''Huh? Well who else would be wearing those clothes?'' ''Hmm let me give you a hint...'', Ruki hotly breathed into Reita's ear, feeling him shudder to his satisfaction. He grabbed the drawing item again and started to give the costume a body. Legs, arms, a head... not adding hair to it to make Reita groan in confusion.
''Ah! I forgot the most important thing.'' He quickly drew two vertical lines across the face. ''There, it's finished.'' But suddenly the weight on his shoulder was gone and Ruki turned his head, instantly covering his mouth with both of his hands to not burst out laughing at the sight of Reita. The bassist was a few steps away from him now, sitting on the ground and gawking at him with a mouth a la goldfish.
''You okay there Reirei?''
Ruki kept staring at the blond, patiently waiting for him to to find his sanity and fortunately his wish was granted after twenty minutes. Twenty. Reita's dumbfounded expression changed into furrowed eye brows and death glares he was shooting now at the brunette while trying to regain his composure again. ''I really hope. For your physical well-being. That this is a joke.'' Ruki couldn't help but chuckle at the words that were supposed to scare him from the venom dripping from them. He got up from his chair and bounced to Reita, looking up at him with big blue baby eyes. ''But Rei-chan, you would never hurt me. Right? Riiiiiiight?'' Reita swallowed as Ruki started to play with his necklace, finger tips lightly touching his collarbone while chewing on his lower lip. He then stood on his tip-toes, his moist lips brushing from Reita's chin up to his ear and the bassist instantly wrapped his arms around the vocalist's small figure. A soft nibble on his ear lobe, his hands being redirected to Ruki's butt and Reita's eyes closed in pleasure.But the brunette's next words erased the whole erotic aura surrounding the two.
''You are. Going to wear that skirt, baby.''
Before the blond had the chance to push the other away, Ruki quickly jumped backwards, a devilish grin playing on his sinful lips.
''In the end, I'm the one who decides for the clothes. There's nothing you can do about it, Reirei.''
''In case you've forgotten Ruru, you're not even half as strong as me, I'd really like to see you trying getting me into that belt.''
''So this is your final answer? No matter what consequences there might be?''
''I'm sure I'll survive it.''
''Cocky, aren't we? ... well alright.'' Quick steps and Ruki was in front of Reita again, suddenly grabbing the area between his legs and Reita inhaled sharply at the rough touch.
''But that means... no ass of mine till you decide to wear that costume.''
The blond had expected anything but this. This... was simply called torture. Ruki kept rubbing his groin through the black pants and as much as Reita just wanted to thrust against that hand, he stopped the action by grabbing the brunette's wrist and pulling it up. Otherwise his mind would've been too mushy with lust to ask the other if he was out of his mind. But of course, Reita wouldn't admit to the midget, that not getting any Ruki was worse than starving for three weeks.
''I can't see that happening. You're too much of a horny bastard to survive even a weekend without me.''
''Ah, it's not like I'm not going to get any if I feel like it.'' The blond raised an eye brow at this.
''What, you're going to entertain yourself with some slut then?''
''Nope. But Aoi and Uruha kept asking me in the past if I was in for a three-some and now... if I get too horny, I know those two will take good care of me.''
''You wouldn't.''
''Watch me.''
With that said, Ruki turned around in a cute manner and hopped away, leaving Reita alone in his apartment. The first thing the blond did was grab that damn sketch, scrunch it up and light it up with a lighter of his, hoping that this was enough to erase his problem. But all his hopes were destroyed as his phone vibrated and he looked at it to see a message with Ruki's name on the display, instantly guessing that this was no good sign. And he was right.
Oh yeah, just in case you already got rid of that paper, there's no reason to celebrate yet. It was only a copy, I drew the original quite a while ago and already discussed it with the staff. There's no escape. ^.^ See you on monday then, have a nice weekend with Mr. Hand.♥ Kisses, Ruki.
Not only the message but also the fact that he still had that hard on now from Ruki's damn touches made the bassist grit his teeth and a dangerous, almost animal like sounding growl escaped his throat.
And for a moment, Reita wondered what would happen if he tried to light up his mobile phone as well.
Monday came and he very frustrated Reita made his way inside the company's building for band practice. He had tried to cover the bags under his eyes with make up but the lack of sleep was still visible on the blond's face and the way he lazily shuffled to their band's practice room. He didn't think he had gotten used to Ruki's body sleeping beside him so much, that he wasn't able to find an hour of sleep alone. So he had gotten up extra early, hoping that he would be the first to arrive, and hoping that Ruki would be late again as he always was. But unfortunately not today. As he opened the door to their room, he was met by a grinning fucking ray of sunshine named Ruki. He groaned and covered his eyes for a moment before stepping in, trying to ignore the other's presence. But of course, the vocalist wouldn't let him have his way. He quickly got up from the couch to stand in front of his lover, their body's slighty touching at the closeness and Reita mentally cursed as he fought against the strong urge to just throw the midget back on the couch and fuck him senseless.
At least he cannot see inside my head.
''Sexually frustrated much, Reirei? You're not even able to hide how much you want me right now, huh?'' And Ruki took a step forward, pressing their warm bodies together and smiling at the other's tormented expression. Reita tried to back away but his back was met with a blank wall after only a few steps, Ruki following him so that there would be no escape. Well it wasn't like the blond couldn't just push away the younger since he was way stronger but something about the way the vocalist gazed at him and the way their clothed bodies slightly rubbed against each other made Reita unable to move. And he mentally slapped himself for being such a fucking weakling when it came to the brunette. And Ruki was more than aware of that fact.
''Sooo....'' Ruki raised one of his small hands to run the finger tips across the side of the other's neck, smirking as he received a small shudder. ''Changed your mind yet? I hope you've been missing me these past days.''
''You have no idea.'' Reita tried to keep his gaze on the ceiling, forgetting that it would give the brunette only more access to his neck and as he suddenly felt plush lips on his pulse, he couldn't help but moan just a little. The shorter man smirked against the soft skin, sucking a little on the sensitive spot before trailing his tongue up to Reita's ear lobe to give it a small nip. The blond hissed and his hands reached up to tangle themselves in the brunette's hair, slightly tugging on a few strands. He lowered his head to capture the other's lips but Ruki covered his mouth with a hand before he was able to.
''Ah ah ah, what did I tell you?''
''Then tell me what the hell are you doing?'', Reita spoke against the hand.
''These are my rules. Just trying to get you even more horny and give up finally?'', Ruki responded with a sweet smile on his lips.
''Come on Reita, it's not like you've never worn a skirt before.''
''I had pants underneath, you know.''
''I'll allow you leggings then.''
''God, you're impossible.''
Reita sighed at the pleading look Ruki was giving him now, feeling the last bits of his manliness slowly crumble at the sight. R.I.P. manly and insanely cool Reita. Ruki's smile returned as he saw the defeat reflecting in the blond's orbs and he planted a short but sweet kiss on the other's lips, surprising him with the gentle action.
''Good. That was actually easier than expected. Now I don't have to flirt with Ruha anymore to get you jealous.'' The blond shot a glare at him but Ruki took his hand, squeezing it reassuringly to calm him down.
''Come on, it's not like I really would've slept with them. You should know me better than that.'', he pouted. ''Anyway but you don't have to worry. It's not like you're going to be the only one with a big change. Trust me, we are going to look sexy while the others... yeah, you'll see. They'll have to suffer just to make you feel a bit better about your clothes.'' An evil grin spread on his face and Reita couldn't help but feel already sorry for his band mates. If his outfit was supposed to be sexy, then he really didn't want to know what the others would wear. A potato sack? No way.
''So now that I agreed to that ridiculous outfit... your ass is mine again, right?''
And before the brunette could give him an answer, Reita had them both turn around, pinning the younger to the wall now and kissing him hungrily. ''Hnnn... not... not h-here...'' But Ruki's protests were swallowed by Reita's skilled tongue, his hands roaming over the small body until they had found their way to his belt. He quickly took off the pants and made Ruki wrap his legs around his hips, attaching his mouth to the pale neck and making sure to leave some marks behind. More clothes joined Ruki's pants on the ground and both men panted heavily from the lust and pleasure clouding their mind. But suddenly, the door to their room was opened and both bodies froze, heads slowly turning to meet the drummer's gaze.
''I... I think I need a coffee.'' With that, the door was shut loudly and the two heard Kai quickly walking away. The two horny men looked at each other before bursting out laughing.
''God, Kai must've really gotten used to this. He didn't even even bother to screech or cover his eyes this time!''
''Well at least we still have our underwear on.''
''Yeah. I have. You not anymore, Reirei.''
''... Fuck this.''
Two weeks passed, with a happy Ruki staying over at Reita's apartment and a horny Reita being able to pound the brunette into the mattress again, several times each night. But then, the dreadful day came. Ruki had stayed shut about the others costumes and he had also insisted for them to wear a blindfold while putting the clothes on since he wanted to make it a surprise. Surprise my ass, Reita thought as he walked down the corridor with Ruki to the other dressing room where Aoi, Uruha and Kai were being put on their costumes. Since they couldn't see anything, the staff would have to help them. But he still didn't understand why'd they have to change in different rooms. The blond looked down at himself and almost let a whine escape. Iwon'tcryIwon'tcryI'mfuckingnotgoingtocry, this is manly, this is-
''Ruuuuuuuuuki, I'm wearing a fuckin' girl's school uniform!'' He shook his head and covered his face dramatically, the other blond gently patting his back to comfort him. ''Come on, you know it's not that bad. And look, I'm no better, I'm a fucking cat with a skirt, alright!'' He pointed to the purple cat ears on top of his now bleached hair and grabbed the fluffy tail to tickle Reita's cheek with it. Reita chuckled at Ruki's tone and the vocalist smiled up at him. ''But those ears make you actually look sexy, Ru.'' He put a hand on the other's butt and squeezed it just a little to emphasize his words, grinning as he saw a light blush creeping on Ruki's pale cheeks.
''Trust me, once you see the other outfits you'll thank me for wearing a skirt.'' But before the bassist could answer, a high pitched cry echoed from the other end of the corridor, making Reita jerk in surprise.
''What the fuck is this! A potato sack!? REALLY!? And what's up with that print 'I like cones'!? I'LL FUCKING MURDER YOU, RUKI!''
No fucking way....I was...right..? Reita gaped at Ruki, who only returned his dumbstruck look with a big grin of his.
''I think that was Uruha.''
Yeah... lol I don't even know what to say XD This is pretty random and I guess I have to thank needtoeat because I got the idea when going to her channel and looking at an old Gaze photo with Reita in a skirt. Though I actually have that photo on my computer, I never spent so much thought on it till now... x'DD So, I had a lot of fun writing this. And I hope I didn't fail too much... I have to say that I like Ruki in here... wrapping Reita around his finger, that weakling heh.. ahh but now, I'd really love to see Ruru wearing those cat ears and tail... and Reirei >///>
Anyway, I hope you liked it, comments are ♥