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Aug 20, 2004 16:14

Hmm. At Chikky's again... We're stuck in Kingdom Hearts and went out and bought more snack food. x_x I'm supposed to be dieting! ;~; Eh, I shall lose weight somehow... Excessive amounts of DDR? XD


-Frequently wears black clothing.
Yeah. I pretty much wear nothing but black, blue and red. o.0 Sometimes pink and purple, but... yeah.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
Nope.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
Makeup = evil. x_x I wear black nail polish though.

-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
... o_O No.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
No... Maybe tattoos someday, but not now. Piercings freak me out.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
Um... Evanescence? o.0

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
Yep! ^o^

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
Uh... An interest can't really decline if it's not there. ^^;;

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
Okie... How does stuff like this involve Satan? No, anyway...

-Takes drugs.
Oh yes. We're all on crack, remember? xD

-Drinks alcohol.
Sometimes...

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
o_o;;; Uh... no.

-Complains of boredom.
All the freakin' time -.-

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
Yep. xD

-Is excessively awake during the night.
Uh.... I never go to sleep before 3 AM. Or about there. I've been sleeping during the day a lot! ^^

-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
I like the light of my computer ^^

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
Yep.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.
Not really. I chat with people online.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)
... Oh yes. I want to be alone because I'm contacting evil spirits, not because I need peace and quiet every now and then. >_>

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
...Uh... Yeah, I like having privacy. o.0

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
o.0 I don't ever see any authority figures like this. Except Grandma. And no, I don't disregard her <3

-Misbehaves at school.
^____^ *graduated*

-Misbehaves at home.
No. xD I'm too lazy to misbehave.

-Eats excessively or too little.
Yeah, I'm never hungry. o_O

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
...Count Dracula cereal is gothic? o_O Since when?

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
Uhhh... YES. I drink blood. >_> Is this really a serious question?

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
xDD Yes...

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
^_^ Yep. I also do real-life and online RPs and I learned stage fighting.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
XDDDD *just... dies*

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
No. o.0

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
Only the "I'm a kitty cat!" song! XDD "I say sexy things to myself while I'm.... DAAAANCING!" XDDDD

-Expresses an interest in sex.
*hugs Lyserg* ^_^ ... Uh yeah. No.

-Masturbates
>_> Uh... No.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
Sorta. o.0 Well, how can you be both? That's kinda like...a paradox xD

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
... Wow, this survey wasn't made by a totally closed-minded Catholic at all. -_- Just for the record, I think all religions can be "dangerous cult" religions. ...But no. I'm Lysergist. xDDDD

-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
I have a pin on my backpack that says "I like you, I'll kill you last." xD But it's my Angry Skitty pin!!

-Claims to be a goth.
o.0 No.

If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

Hmm. Yeah. Okay. *pokes at the creator of this survey* This isn't an "are you goth?" survey. It's an "is your child anything else other than christian/catholic? Because we're closed-minded losers who thinks everything other that what we believe in is wrong!" survey. >_>

Ahehe... Yeah. Kingdom Hearts has been just kinda sitting there counting down extra time for a while, so... I'd better go play. xD
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