At The Library (An "Event" Missing Parts)

Apr 13, 2006 14:25

By now, the I'd made it out of the stacks an into the reading room. The turkey, whom I'd left for dead under a pile of cheap fantasy paperbacks, had in fact survived, and at this very moment was stalking me. I decided to sit down and continue reading (why should I let a near death turkey attack stop me from finishing a good book? I mean, would you let it?), and watching the library staff carry out the assasult robot and sweep up the debris from the ceiling. So there I sit, reading my Ultimate X-Men, when suddenly behind me, I hear "gobble gobble". I sink into my chair, not knowing what to do now, and again I hear "gobble gobble". My eyes dart around the area, looking for some help somewhere, wondering if I could make a break for it and escape. "Gobble gobble". I know I'm trapped. Slowly, I turn around and find myself face to face with my avian nemesis. It stares at me from the other side of the window, preening it's feathers, scratching at the ground, watching me. Minutes pass, only a thin sheet of glass seperating us. And finally, I...

Just to make this whole thing even more complicated, how do you suppose it should end?
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