Reasons why you should love your hands.
Your hand will never cheat on you.
It will always be there for you, in the good moments and the bad moments.
It won't nag at you over the smallest of things.
It will always make you a sandwich.
It will happily work with you without interfering in your job or turning it into some stupid genes war.
It will always be willing to do all sorts of kinky stuff.
It will always hang out with your friends without whining.
It will always hold your beer for you.
And the most important of all things, it will always play video games with you without being a snobby cunt about it.
Your hand is the best thing to ever happen to you. Don't defile or insult it by trying to replace it with a bad partner such as another human being. It loves you and you should love it back.
Just something I found while browsing the webs. So please, take good care of your hands.
It will always be there for you, in the good moments and the bad moments.
It won't nag at you over the smallest of things.
It will always make you a sandwich.
It will happily work with you without interfering in your job or turning it into some stupid genes war.
It will always be willing to do all sorts of kinky stuff.
It will always hang out with your friends without whining.
It will always hold your beer for you.
And the most important of all things, it will always play video games with you without being a snobby cunt about it.
Your hand is the best thing to ever happen to you. Don't defile or insult it by trying to replace it with a bad partner such as another human being. It loves you and you should love it back.
Just something I found while browsing the webs. So please, take good care of your hands.