I'm talking 300+ photos! 379 to be exact!
I'll try to separate these into days for ya so it's a little easier, but obviously be warned because there are a TON of photos and if you have a slow connection it'll take like a day to load.
I am not responsible for breaking ur intarnetz.
Technically the first pic I took upon arrival in FL. We got to the hotel, seriously dumped our shit and ran out the door. The flight forced us to a park that served alcohol, and we were met with open arms!
This was the epic drink I was introduced to in Epcot. Called Nuvo. A Vodka with fruit wine, carbonated. So it's really marketed as a Vodka champagne. The glass it came in lights up red when liquids are in it. I kept that bitch 8D
water that runs UP is cool. This is a fact.
This was while we were waiting for the Fast Track ride. pretty much the fastest ride in Epcot. nothing amazing but it's fun.
I won a contest in the show room after the Fast Track ride, and this is the car I won!! I filled out all the forms, this baby should be parked in my driveway within another month!!! jk.... not really. But... jk....
Dis be muh armee!!!
We were waiting for the Light Show to begin! wooo fire!
End of Day 1!
THIS IS MY HOUSE! I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY ONE SAYS! >|||||
The next couple pics are the fake aminals from the Jungle Tour ride.
There's adventure to be had here.
Sadly Splash Mountain was down while we were there. Well, not sadly... I didn't want to get wet, lol.
I hate birds. And these mother fuckers were every where.
Outside Pirates Of The Caribbean waiting for the silly little Jack Sparrow thingie to start.
Waiting for the parade to start.
This is the start of the Million Dreams Parade!
I wish I had bought this hat, lol. Sorry my bangs are so wonky, thanks roller coasters.
This was that new Toy Story ride.
I kicked some mad ass in this and won by like over 10K, lol!
POOH RIDE!!!!
I totally wanna drink with these guys.
I lubs meh sum poooh
End of day 2!
Spectacular Stage Stunts with Indie, lol!
He looks funny.... XDD
I bawt dees wif muh monies!!!
hehhee, pron
Should I drink it? I might let out an earth shattering belch though!
we stayed at this hotel. 13th floor.
It seemed like every drink I ordered glowed. This was an alcoholic oreo milkshake. it had lots of cream on the top with one of those plastic ice cubes that glows colors when u hit a button on the bottom. I kept this too! LOL!
High speed cases and movie secrets were had here. Plus the pwning of an 8 year old, lulz.
ZENTAI (poorly constructed, tssssk Pixar/Disney!) HATH INVADED DISNEY!!! AHHHHH!!!!
And I LIKED it! LOL!
We waited in this huge insane crowd for like an hour to get pretty much front row seats *ok 2nd row...* for this water spectacular thingie. I have an insane long video of it in one of my vlogs I think. What was even better is this place served alcohol, so I got to sip on my red wine while waiting lol!
end of day 3!
The day started off nice enough.
Then the clouds came!
IT'S REEL AMINAL TIEM NAO!
The hippos wanted nothing to do with us, I was sad....
Nor deh burdies
Silver Back Gorilla's BUTT!
comfy bed looks comfy
This guy kept staring at the other one across the bridge. Like, "bitch.... i'ma jump over there and steal that fruit..."
When you see it, you'll shit bricks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aminal Tree!
raiiiiiinnssss coming!
he looks bored
BATS!
Eez mai noo kitteh!
sleeepppyyyy
This is a holy cow from India. Right before I took the pic he was poopin'.
LOL
HOLY SHIT!
Going on this ride was the last thing we got to do before I threw a hissy fit about being wet from the rain. Sorry, but soaking wet at a theme park when it's cold is no fun.
So instead we went back to the hotel and drank at the bar there XD
I wish I had gotten more and better pics of the bar. But I got teh drunk, lol. I watch Star Wars and drank champagne is was epic!
And later that nite we went to Downtown Disney to meet up with two friends I have that are living in Orlando for college!
We all went to Planet Hollywood for dinner. I don't have a picture of it, but I think I have it on video, cuz i got ANOTHER drink that had toys in it, wtf! LOL!
End of day 4!
We didn't get a fun day of Epcot our first day in FL. So we went back to experience the countries a bit more.
Canada, and every time we went through it I kept getting the South Park song stuck in my head, lol!
Geee, I wonder what was next...
Marry Poppins was cool
And Alice thought I killed the white rabbit or something cuz of my coat, lol
She liked me though, lol
France!!
I been to the real thing, much bigger and better 8D
Morocco!
I am Amir of the desert... I come fly round to you! Descend in the night time I bring my camel... and I've come to rock you... oooohhh-!"
10 points if you know where this comes from, and you'll be my BFF
I want a place like this in the middle of my house
with crazy tile workings and all
Oh noes.... could it beee....???
JAPANTZ OMFG GAIZ AI MAID IT!!!
"Want to hear Japanese Ghost story???????"
I found a wall of Pikachus and all was right with the world suddenly.
I THEN I FOUND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
and other things i fan girl over 8D
view from where I ate some nommy udon
Bridge to udon
FUD!
and then Italy!
OMG A TINY COUNTRY SIDE! /*O*\
Germany, woooord!
I found Snow White. twas awesome!
China!
This is where some crazy little Chinese girls and boys did some performing, I have video of it in one of the vlogs, lol.
Mushu! There was a Milan there too, but ick! Did they cast a fugly Mulan. After Yaya's cosplay I don't think any one else an live up to it, lol!
Viking village of doom.
Mexico! I found Donald Duck here toooo!
I don't make very good shark food.
We went to Downtown Disney again that nite for dinner, and I found Pooh bear!
We ate at this theme restaurant called T-Rex. Lol, it was fucking epic, especially the bar!!
that kid looks like he's about to shit his pants
We ate under the Mammoth. There were cute babies near by too!
End of day 5!
We saw the Beauty and the Beast show.
No one faps like Gaton
I kinda really wanted one of the girls' outfits.
The Beast bothered the shit out of me. Who ever was in the costume had no idea wtf they were doing, at least that's how I felt watching him.
They're all thinking "The shit I go through to work my way to Broadway..."
They must hate their lives, lol. I would if I worked for Disney.
We went on the new Toy Story ride here too. Fucking fast passes for this shit were ALWAYS GONE! So we had to suck it up and wait the 50 min on line behind these really annoying families who would not stop taking pictures every 5 feet. I kid you not.... i THINK i have video of them doing it some where in my vlogs.
I got my ass handed to me in this game. I don't know why, maybe because the car kept whipping me around more than the other Toy Story ride.
and more waiting....
End of day 6!
I FINALLY FUCKING FOUND POOH BEAR!!!!
And Tigger kept hitting on me....
and kept hitting on me.... O_O;;
and would not stop making kissy noises and grabbing my hands
And then he tried walking off with me...
Until the cast member that was with them found out and was like "OMG TIGGER! you can't do that!!!" lol
end of day 7!
I was excited because we were finally gonna go on REAL roller coasters!
We found the Simpson's ride first.
And I punched a shark in the nose
And fuck yes, I am a fan of Hellboy!!!
This place was like a bad acid trip
Pretty much everyone I saw the whole 10 days had Thing 1 and Thing 2 shirts on. Ummm.... is there something I'm missing? It was kinda annoying and stupid, especially on siblings. LOL moms and dads are so funny!!! j/k....
HOLY FUCK HARRY POTTER WORLD IN PROGRESS!!!
you can see the Dueling Dragons coasters in the background. we didn't go on any coasters the first day because we got there late and almost all the lines were an hour wait.
I am SO going back for this shit!!!
Iz mai noo pet!
End of day 8!
This day was roller coaster day. And my belongings were inside lockers 80% of the day thanks to that. So I took no pictures, and I think I barely took any videos. Funny enough when we sat down for lunch I did take a picture of the ceiling, it was coool, so fuck you, shut up!
I had fun on the coasters, I think Dueling Dragons was my favorite because we went on it like 4 times. Hulk was cool, but it whipped you around so much you can off the ride each time with a head ache. I enjoy my coasters like I enjoy my men, smooth. lol!
End of day 9!
All in all I had an amazing time with an amazing person. I never, in a million years, would have thought I'd be going back to Disney World. And it was truly magical!
Here's the first video of about 8. Please give me time to finish all of them. They're all in order ready to get edited and have effects put in. But the weekend is quickly approaching and I have a dinner Friday nite, photo shoot Saturday and then Sunday is my last day to get ready for dancing for DJ Sisen on the Blood tour! So I figured I'd toss the first vlog out there to tide you guys over. I hope you guys enjoy everything as much as I did!
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