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Hi everbody!
Today i thought about how completely fucking weird the female body is. Aside from the obvious monstrosities of the nether regions, consider the whole breast milk thing. Women make creatures inside them, and make food to give to the creature which the creature consumes by sucking it out of the woman's body. The best part is that humans drink the milk of cows and goats as well. It's like you, personally, knocking away a suckling baby cow and sucking on the cow tit yourself. SHIT that's weird.
But sometimes fresh milk is so yummy it makes head explode, literally.
I'm seventeen. We had my birthday party in the car. on the way to florida. it was kinda like when you get really excited about eating pistachio pudding, but after you're done with the entire bowl, it somehow just wasn't quite worth it.
But Matt gave me two DVDs of the Muppet Show. and the Muppet Show, children, is the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational show ever.
I didn't really watch it much as a youngin 'cause i didn't get the jokes
but they're easier now
the beach is GOOD. it's the best thing in florida. 'cause florida's kinda bunk.
except new college. which we meandered through. and that place is so lovely it hurts your stomach.
water is also good. i could hang out in oceans and stuff forever, really.
my uncle moe took us to a big party in the street in downtown St. Petersburg and it was really strange. this morning moe passed me a joint to save for mom & me but these days i want to lunge at mom's throat with scissors so i'm keeping it for myself. nyah.
Today i thought about how completely fucking weird the female body is. Aside from the obvious monstrosities of the nether regions, consider the whole breast milk thing. Women make creatures inside them, and make food to give to the creature which the creature consumes by sucking it out of the woman's body. The best part is that humans drink the milk of cows and goats as well. It's like you, personally, knocking away a suckling baby cow and sucking on the cow tit yourself. SHIT that's weird.
But sometimes fresh milk is so yummy it makes head explode, literally.
I'm seventeen. We had my birthday party in the car. on the way to florida. it was kinda like when you get really excited about eating pistachio pudding, but after you're done with the entire bowl, it somehow just wasn't quite worth it.
But Matt gave me two DVDs of the Muppet Show. and the Muppet Show, children, is the most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational show ever.
I didn't really watch it much as a youngin 'cause i didn't get the jokes
but they're easier now
the beach is GOOD. it's the best thing in florida. 'cause florida's kinda bunk.
except new college. which we meandered through. and that place is so lovely it hurts your stomach.
water is also good. i could hang out in oceans and stuff forever, really.
my uncle moe took us to a big party in the street in downtown St. Petersburg and it was really strange. this morning moe passed me a joint to save for mom & me but these days i want to lunge at mom's throat with scissors so i'm keeping it for myself. nyah.